Eephus Tosser
@eephustosser.bsky.social
West coast MLB Draft prospect analyst. Views are my own and almost exclusively bad. ✡️
Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
Big West Conference musings at https://bigwestdugout.com/
LOL my first thought was, "Oh, Dave is gonna HATE this."
January 18, 2026 at 10:37 PM
LOL my first thought was, "Oh, Dave is gonna HATE this."
That's right. That's right.
January 18, 2026 at 10:32 PM
That's right. That's right.
The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.
January 18, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The thing I have learned from being a non-football fan on Sports Bluesky is that ESPN, the NFL, and its officials hate every team in the league.
ngl he really does look like some guy
January 18, 2026 at 10:04 PM
ngl he really does look like some guy
You're laughing? An elderly woman called me a cotton-headed ninny muggins and you're laughing.
January 18, 2026 at 10:01 PM
You're laughing? An elderly woman called me a cotton-headed ninny muggins and you're laughing.
The Twins sit on a fault line between two equilibria: just enough resources to avoid desperation, just enough success to mute urgency, but not enough pressure to force institutional reinvention. Payroll ceilings turn success into pressure, not compounding advantage.
January 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The Twins sit on a fault line between two equilibria: just enough resources to avoid desperation, just enough success to mute urgency, but not enough pressure to force institutional reinvention. Payroll ceilings turn success into pressure, not compounding advantage.
Slip the doorman a twenty at Wags 2 Whiskers and walk out a princess.
January 18, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Slip the doorman a twenty at Wags 2 Whiskers and walk out a princess.
Taco Tuesday at the Venice & Robertson Del Taco saved my life on more than one occasion. We must take a stand.
January 18, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Taco Tuesday at the Venice & Robertson Del Taco saved my life on more than one occasion. We must take a stand.
I make Little Miss Sunshine references when I see Vasquez Rocks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:16 AM
I make Little Miss Sunshine references when I see Vasquez Rocks.
There is a significant age divide between people who make Star Trek references when they see Vasquez Rocks and people who make Borderlands references when they see Vasquez Rocks.
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 AM
There is a significant age divide between people who make Star Trek references when they see Vasquez Rocks and people who make Borderlands references when they see Vasquez Rocks.
Russian Winter 2.0
January 18, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Russian Winter 2.0
Reposted by Eephus Tosser
Vasquez Rocks at sunrise.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Vasquez Rocks at sunrise.
Should have been the 2022 WS MVP btw.
January 17, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Should have been the 2022 WS MVP btw.
Metaphorical boat stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Metaphorical boat stuck.
Vasquez Rocks at sunrise.
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Vasquez Rocks at sunrise.
May we all be blessed with the children we deserve.
January 17, 2026 at 1:21 PM
May we all be blessed with the children we deserve.
That was an electric time Online.
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 AM
That was an electric time Online.
This website's obsession with cross-posting that website is fucking maddening, man.
January 17, 2026 at 12:38 AM
This website's obsession with cross-posting that website is fucking maddening, man.