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Joad The Wet Sprocket
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reply: "I would put my hand in boiling water then watch a full screen movie." OP: "Yeah ik it's seen as sacrilege in this community but IDK I prefer it"
February 3, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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"there's not going to be a Steam Machine you stupid slut."
February 2, 2026 at 4:38 PM
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look at this fuckin jerkoff
Ben Onion: Gotta say I cooked on this podcast. Thank you @karaswisher.bsky.social for allowing me to say "gigantic caulk gun filled with fake cum" on your show.
February 2, 2026 at 4:20 PM
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my man is T H R I V I N G
February 2, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
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took me way too long to think of this
Your muted words: "my onlyfans" in text & tags
February 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
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Valid Concern. The ODU Monarch wasn't so sure about Kid 1's Virginia Tech shirt.
February 1, 2026 at 12:06 PM
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My man!
Login success!
February 1, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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YouTube Music needs a No Slop button so badly
Love is a Long Road (Epic Version)
January 31, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:27 PM
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January 31, 2026 at 4:13 PM
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logging on
January 31, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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name a more iconic duo
January 31, 2026 at 2:09 PM
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it looks like there's two of him
January 31, 2026 at 3:47 AM
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"hold it right there. you have any idea how zero my vital signs are now?"
john dilbert and his childwife. he's in a cop costume and she's in an orange prison inmate dress
January 31, 2026 at 3:27 AM
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the Enterprise D viewscreen but it's got those two teenage girls from the 2000s who were being all edgy on youtube
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
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January 31, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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20 minutes into "Netflix and chill" you gotta turn over and give her this look...
Brendan Fraser looking like he just found out there's only one season of Happy Hour (2006)
January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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it's Slop Bowl Friday
January 30, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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season 2 really went places
January 30, 2026 at 4:01 AM
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30 Rock man saying "that's republican, we count those"
January 30, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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Kid 2's new bookmark is happy to see you
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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how funny would it be if her client was ICE
We're hiring 5,000 people over the next 5yrs and in HQ that will be hundreds to support them I don't care what you people are talking about I'm apart of creating jobs while the clown show is taking them away. So my process is the process
January 29, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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As a manager, of all the people whose job I do for them, Talent Acquisition are the people whose job I do for them the most.
Not the Gen Z emailing me back that said he didn't want to provide two professional references calling my process cruel and how could I not give him a job based on not having references...
January 29, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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using modern methods to synthesize the worst One Battle After Another take possible
ivanka trump in her scientist getup I think doing something involving vape juice? I don't remember. another photo from the same set. she's got a lab coat on and eye protection, but her hair's down. it's very stupid. you get it.
January 29, 2026 at 3:54 AM