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Cornopolous
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Gravy. Always gravy. And your Mom.
(Also rugby, Padres, Vikings, chargers(?) ASU and your Mom)
Here is the pic in a text thread of my rugby group. I’ve known him for 30 years and have never known him to lie. He also used some proceeds to buy a large share of stock in the company I work for two days later. He’s gotten me tix for years so I believe him
January 7, 2026 at 4:31 PM
There is, sadly. A friend resells tickets and look at the prices he got for the final. Sick
January 7, 2026 at 3:07 PM
These fucking fascist pieces of absolute America hating, Republic despising, Constitution shitting assholes. No wonder they’re leaning into an Italian model. Trump is a fat fucking pedo like Mussolini.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I have paramount Plus. The game isn’t on. They sit on a throne of lies.
December 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Omg my SIL and a brother sent out “God’s favorite Sandwich” the NJ Sloppy Joe. It’s like making out with an angel. Maybe a lil better
December 31, 2025 at 8:11 PM
One of my kids hit the beach before the rain starts.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
December 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Im Facebooking so hard right now. (I don’t have that Facebook)
December 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Merry Christmas, friends. I’m the richest man on this earth.
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
A cranberry mule, a fire, a Christmas movie. Wholesome as fuck. (Tells you all I love you and weeps a little)
December 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
December 22, 2025 at 12:11 AM
When your youngest willingly and happily puts on firehose, you know you’ve done something right as a parent.
December 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Saturday is sunny and 66. Someone who is very old and quite sick is headed to the beach. I thought we were done but I’m told we’re not close to done.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 AM
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I’ve shared this a bunch as I’m agog at it, but a friend scalps for a living and this is what he resold four seats for the final for. 130k
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
And here is the secondary market: 129k for four seats to the final
December 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I have a friend I went to school with who is a scalper. Here’s one that fits the bill
December 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I love birds but I flippin hate Ospreys
December 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
If I’m in charge later we won’t just have cheap, data breach laws.

We will quickly try and guillotine all tech execs After three data breeches. And yes we will do it on the internet.

Our society needs balance. It’s time to off oligarchs and opinionated nerds to protect our most vulnerable
December 8, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Once he decided that rocks are currency, playing “Chase the rock,” was never the same.
December 6, 2025 at 6:44 PM
The guy that invented the coyote vest you might see out there is from my community. Lmao they work but they’re hysterical. He and his wife sadly lost a dog to coyotes before he came up w it
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM
This coyote stopped just as we did and posed
December 1, 2025 at 3:35 AM
We went hard today!
November 29, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Strike bus has stripper poles.
November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM