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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
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Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7lq6uxpoi7g7665lv3znvmbi/feed/aaaczlulk5zf6
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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · Sep 10
Unless the bird is playing the fucking piano, I don't want music layered over bird videos.
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'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 15h
It's amazing what you can accomplish in life when you're given no other choice
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 14h
Remember, if someone likes something that you don't happen to like, it means that they are attacking you and taking something important away from you, so you have to make sure to tear down the thing that they like. There really is no other option, like letting them enjoy what they like.
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Frostbitten Flamingo @flemtheparrot.bsky.social · 55m
Nothing screams self-awareness like pretending you’re fine while quietly googling the time difference and hating how much you care.
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jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 15h
My primary way of getting around is traipsing.
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nosé @lightblanket.bsky.social · 3h
I only save posts for my lawsuits
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cynicaltherapist.bsky.social
CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 10d
Trying to live a life just unsettling enough to warrant a second autopsy.
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Self-deprecating Ghost Bird (Lulu) @soundwave187.bsky.social · 52m
If you ever meet a werewolf, offer them chapstick or hand sanitizer. They'll decline, of course, dirty things, & then you can use them. Why? So you can sneak a little under your nose & they won't suspect a thing. You're welcome.
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Rebel Yankee @tnrefugee.bsky.social · 3d
I hope they’re working overtime at the bootstrap factory.
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 51m
Roger, 154. Backup unavailable.
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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 17h
guy from Louisiana: hey. how y’all doing? how’s bayou ?

me: what
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 11h
I could die from embarrassment if I hadn’t already died inside like twelve times already.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 19h
salt-n-pepa: *nod approvingly*
Several signs on a door instructing to "Push to lock" without turning the lock.
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Goth Country Buffet @shadowham.bsky.social · 12h
i’m one mental breakdown away from getting a free sandwich
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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 18h
What with my most recent playlists,my phone won’t charge now unless there’s a Lexapro in the port.
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hatesnicethings.bsky.social
Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 17h
I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 1d
I pray to Dolly Parton anyway, I don't need a special reason
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piscadoro @piscadoro.bsky.social · 21h
Hell yeah the morning
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Lock Wilford @lockwilford.com · 7h
Anyone else feel like a witch each night before bed as you gather all the pills and salves for another night of ritual
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4slars.bsky.social
Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 6h
🏆 🏆 🏆
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Jack Charnista @jackcharnista.bsky.social · 6h
I have a Masters in Catastrophizing.
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Dak @dak.myatproto.social · 7h
My therapist said my anxiety is a superpower. I guess that's why I can generate worst case scenarios faster than a supercomputer.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 10h
No matter what is going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make you feel better
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 14h
I burn bridges because I can swim.
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jamspangle.bsky.social
Jamspangle @jamspangle.bsky.social · 7h
Found myself here today
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francesmeh.reviews
Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · 7h
y'all please mastodon't
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