Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
Ameri-strayan' from SF located Downunder. I also lived in the UK. She/her
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Nuclear Winter
@4slars.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Let me at least have a sip of arsenic before more unprecedented reveals.
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Well, this was fun. Off hibernate indefinitely under a blanket now.
November 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Well, this was fun. Off hibernate indefinitely under a blanket now.
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ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
November 23, 2025 at 9:11 PM
ME: it’s so hard to make new friends
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
ME AT A NEIGHBORHOOD BARBECUE: please god, just let me leave and I’ll try to believe in your existence
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why, flat trajectory happens to be my middle name
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Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
November 5, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Another day, another ever-deepening shadow of the looming inevitable
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Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Another day another just what do you fucking want from me
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Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Erratic?!? Motherfucker i think you mean elusive
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View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
November 13, 2025 at 6:54 PM
View it as less a fire hazard and more of a fire opportunity
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I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can tell you care by the thoroughness of this restraining order.
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I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
October 1, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I'll have that lobotomy now, thanks
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I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I say “I’m fine” a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
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I have a diabolical plan, rogue machinations, a web of lies, a fiendish chain reaction in play (demure)
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I have a diabolical plan, rogue machinations, a web of lies, a fiendish chain reaction in play (demure)
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Once again thinking about how Ash vs Evil Dead starts because Ash gets blazed and reads from the book to impress a goth chick
November 24, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Once again thinking about how Ash vs Evil Dead starts because Ash gets blazed and reads from the book to impress a goth chick
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In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
November 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In terms of the secretive reptilians, Paul Rudd is the most handsome of his species.
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To be real, I need to get dumber as soon as possible because I'm going insane from the lack of intellectual intrigue.
Somebody zap my brain, I need my IQ down at least a solid 6-10 pts
Somebody zap my brain, I need my IQ down at least a solid 6-10 pts
November 24, 2025 at 1:41 AM
To be real, I need to get dumber as soon as possible because I'm going insane from the lack of intellectual intrigue.
Somebody zap my brain, I need my IQ down at least a solid 6-10 pts
Somebody zap my brain, I need my IQ down at least a solid 6-10 pts
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VERY. PERFECT. HERON. 🩶
November 24, 2025 at 1:51 AM
VERY. PERFECT. HERON. 🩶
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Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
November 27, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Kids today have it so easy! Back in our day, we didn’t have no fancy “epi-pens”…
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
We just died! AND WE LIKED IT!!!
Sinister bitches are waiting for the right time to school you, my friend.
November 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Sinister bitches are waiting for the right time to school you, my friend.
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To be fair to the bike, everything makes me into a cruel woman, because I am a sinister bitch
November 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
To be fair to the bike, everything makes me into a cruel woman, because I am a sinister bitch
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Never be afraid to avoid new things.
November 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Never be afraid to avoid new things.
I'm sopping up the Skyline slurry as fast as I can.
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm sopping up the Skyline slurry as fast as I can.
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Ppl wanna win the lottery to pay off shit & buy stuff. I wanna win the lottery to clone my pets & try some Jurassic park shit w all my dead ones ashes
November 22, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Ppl wanna win the lottery to pay off shit & buy stuff. I wanna win the lottery to clone my pets & try some Jurassic park shit w all my dead ones ashes
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I think ancient ninja would be proud of their dual turtle/kitchen appliance legacy.
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
I think ancient ninja would be proud of their dual turtle/kitchen appliance legacy.
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i... i haven't even finalized sides for thanksgiving
November 22, 2025 at 5:48 PM
i... i haven't even finalized sides for thanksgiving
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The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba
November 15, 2025 at 3:25 AM
The insanity of all this is increasing at an exponential rate, something has to break bubba