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@oneyebogey.bsky.social

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Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 11

A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 25m

Them: WWJD

Me: WWYDIYSWAHCAAOTBFCHHATOWTFHITSWAMFALBOMAHDG

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 40m

Farted out a lung

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 23m

have you taken your meds
have you eaten something
have you raised an elder god from the dust of republican bones

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1h

the existence of Frankie Valli and Frank Ocean imply the existence of Frank Mountain and Frank Sky

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

When you wonder why you can’t have nice things, know it’s because you forgot how to be one.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Depression is my main squeeze, anxiety is just my side piece.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 2d

Not to brag but if I wrote that Tubthumping song, it would’ve ended after that first line.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

You’re not a piece of shit. You’re like, the entire shit.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

I feel like being a malcontent but I want my belly scratched like a good boy.
It’s complicated.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

Everything I do, I do it for you*

*coping mechanism

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 1d

In the nineties sometimes, you’d ask a lady what she wanted to do and she’d respond “shoop” and I never knew what to do after that.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

What with my most recent playlists,my phone won’t charge now unless there’s a Lexapro in the port.

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Idle @hatesnicethings.bsky.social · 3h

I think I missed my true calling as an unnamed tramp in a Charles Dickens novel.

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 4d

One month postpartum and I finally realized it’s not the baby crying, it’s my toenails scratching the sheets

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 4d

One month postpartum and I need to nair my moustache before my baby starts thinking I’m daddy

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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 1d

British people be like “I bot yew a fokin vape innit”

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 9d

Easily seduced by sourdough toast, but only with the proper amount of butter because I know my worth.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

I don't hate attention whores, I'm just jealous when they're better at it than I am.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

Oh no. It seems you've accidentally spilled your political shit on my silly post. I know it's difficult to understand, but sometimes things don't need political commentary.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

Straight No Chaser will make you smile.

(Sittin' On) The Dock of the Bay / Proud Mary

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 8d

I guess you could celebrate spooky season by watching horror films. However, I'm choosing to go all in and terrify myself every day by checking the news.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 5d

I made beer cheese dip (with Sam Adams Octoberfest) and crostini if anyone wants to come over for snacks.

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 2d

All I want for my birthday is a slow news day.

C'mon world. I'm begging you to be boring on Thursday. Just 24 hours of not being a dick so I can enjoy my cake and free Starbucks in peace.

(Fall weather would be nice, too)

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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 15h

Pretty rude that tomorrow is my birthday and I'm still fucking sick.

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Canadian Bacon @tashaneedshelp.bsky.social · 6h

You’re obviously lying when you say that you wouldn’t use your laser eyes to reheat food.

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