Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent.
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk
Pinned
Bogey
@oneyebogey.bsky.social
· Nov 29
I drew a turkey by tracing my hand and mom put it on the fridge.
Reposted by Bogey
I just had a brilliant idea, then noticed a squirrel outside, and now my idea is gone and I'm pretty sure that squirrel stole my nuts.
November 25, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I just had a brilliant idea, then noticed a squirrel outside, and now my idea is gone and I'm pretty sure that squirrel stole my nuts.
Reposted by Bogey
All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
All too often I cringe at the lameness of something I just posted. But I’ve realized if I let it be for a few days and revisit it, I can behold how truly embarrassing it is
Reposted by Bogey
We need a new degree of murder
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
We need a new degree of murder
Reposted by Bogey
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
November 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
shouldn't it be called givethanksing
Reposted by Bogey
Starting today I'm on a strict diet of salt, fat, and alcohol until the end of the year
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Starting today I'm on a strict diet of salt, fat, and alcohol until the end of the year
Reposted by Bogey
To Kill A Motherfucker.
November 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
To Kill A Motherfucker.
Reposted by Bogey
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
Reposted by Bogey
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
i told someone here and i had a sex dream about them and they disappeared. for future reference, ive also had sex dreams about all of you that leave bad replies.
Reposted by Bogey
The Girl With The Trench Coat Tattoo.
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
The Girl With The Trench Coat Tattoo.
Reposted by Bogey
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They can also repel pharmacists if you throw them hard enough. But you're going to need a pineapple or a durian if you want to take down a dentist.
November 25, 2025 at 12:08 PM
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. They can also repel pharmacists if you throw them hard enough. But you're going to need a pineapple or a durian if you want to take down a dentist.
Reposted by Bogey
them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
them: you should be ashamed of yourself
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
me: oh I absolutely am. but could you tell me which specific source of shame you're referring to
Reposted by Bogey
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
November 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Get yourself a girl who is laser focused on getting in and out of Costco as quickly as possible
Reposted by Bogey
Rusty would like to play.
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Rusty would like to play.
Reposted by Bogey
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
November 25, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Thanksbutnothanksgiving
Reposted by Bogey
And so it begins…
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
And so it begins…
Reposted by Bogey
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
What’s a little tickle fighting between friends?
Reposted by Bogey
“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 PM
“Fuck, Marry, Kill.”
-A memoir.
-A memoir.
Reposted by Bogey
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Happiness is a breakfast sandwich.
Reposted by Bogey
The thing about casually dropping big words is that most people don't follow-up to make sure they are actually real. It's so trempresculent that you don't sombivulate like that. Fr.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 PM
The thing about casually dropping big words is that most people don't follow-up to make sure they are actually real. It's so trempresculent that you don't sombivulate like that. Fr.
Reposted by Bogey
waffles should have more confidence
November 25, 2025 at 2:02 PM
waffles should have more confidence
Reposted by Bogey
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
November 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Forget roses, lay me down on a bed of cheese slices.
Reposted by Bogey
A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 PM
A bukkake but it’s just me covered in melted cheese.
Reposted by Bogey
'what have you been up to?'
Me: Extracting pigment from plants.
Me: Extracting pigment from plants.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
'what have you been up to?'
Me: Extracting pigment from plants.
Me: Extracting pigment from plants.
Reposted by Bogey
I'd post pics of my cats but theyre all dead.
I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.
I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.
November 24, 2025 at 7:20 AM
I'd post pics of my cats but theyre all dead.
I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.
I guess I could post pics of my uninvited pets instead... *spiders.
Reposted by Bogey
I get all of my news from 2019
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I get all of my news from 2019