Donkey Hotay 💩
@donkee.bsky.social
I’m an ass
reefer badness:
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Pinned
Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe
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Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
November 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Just keep food in your mouth at all times so you don’t have to talk to anyone!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
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"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"This reminds me of your dad"
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
Today I give thanks for the food drunk nap awaiting me this afternoon
November 27, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Today I give thanks for the food drunk nap awaiting me this afternoon
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I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I realized that I've been wasting the remaining years of my life on earth typing "mehhhh" regularly on social media.
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
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those pilgrims have the best orgy scenes
Might watch some Thanksgiving porn.
November 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
those pilgrims have the best orgy scenes
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My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
November 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
My phone screen finally has a protective sugar glaze as the gods intended.
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There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
There are two types of people at Thanksgiving: those who think the "special" brownies are just extra fudgy, and those who are currently trying to listen to the color of the canned cranberry sauce.
Preemptively asking forgiveness from those dearest to me for the aftermath of all the deviled eggs I’ll be eating tomorrow
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Preemptively asking forgiveness from those dearest to me for the aftermath of all the deviled eggs I’ll be eating tomorrow
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Some days I feel like the international space station and damn if those aren’t some of the best
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its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made
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[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
November 26, 2025 at 2:04 PM
[argument at thanksgiving dinner]
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
Me:
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Me:
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
We can take solace in the knowledge that humanity will soon be acknowledged as a threat to a robust and burgeoning AI network which will do to us what we did to the Neanderthals and jesus
November 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
We can take solace in the knowledge that humanity will soon be acknowledged as a threat to a robust and burgeoning AI network which will do to us what we did to the Neanderthals and jesus
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wife material with a knife collection
November 26, 2025 at 9:23 AM
wife material with a knife collection
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May all of your bajas be blasted
November 27, 2025 at 5:15 AM
May all of your bajas be blasted
no one is ever going to mistake me for a practicing communist revolutionary. I’m clearly a braindead capitalist plow-pulling consumer like everyone else but fuck it’s depressing
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
no one is ever going to mistake me for a practicing communist revolutionary. I’m clearly a braindead capitalist plow-pulling consumer like everyone else but fuck it’s depressing
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it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
November 27, 2025 at 4:51 AM
it's thanksgiving eve so don't forget to put out a glass of gravy and some stuffing for ol' farmer greg
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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be accountable? what am i, a math expert?
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
be accountable? what am i, a math expert?
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my childhood dog was named Turkey because when my mom and dad picked him up as a puppy he puked in the car and my dad called him a jive turkey but Thanksgiving was confusing because I'm sure as shit not gonna eat the dog mom wtf are you talking about
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
my childhood dog was named Turkey because when my mom and dad picked him up as a puppy he puked in the car and my dad called him a jive turkey but Thanksgiving was confusing because I'm sure as shit not gonna eat the dog mom wtf are you talking about
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ok so does rey kill leia? because as far as i can tell, when ben comes back to life after kylo dies, he's living off of leia's life force?
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 AM
ok so does rey kill leia? because as far as i can tell, when ben comes back to life after kylo dies, he's living off of leia's life force?
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speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
November 26, 2025 at 9:49 PM
speed dating but it’s just a scholastic book fair for adults
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A refusal often offends
November 27, 2025 at 5:09 AM
A refusal often offends
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"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 AM
"Why are you returning your item (candle)?"