reefer badness:
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
Please come back for more Thanksgiving tips!
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
-Your mom, with her fist inside the turkey
But, you like it, right?
But, you like it, right?
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
wife: *whispering to me* don’t start taking sides this time
me: why not? *sliding roast potatoes in pocket* they're too busy yelling to notice
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home
I think those gummies are bunk. I ate 2 an hour ago and nothing
Wife:
You ate them 4 hours ago and ate 6 more an hour later. Now please come down out of the tree so these nice firefighters can go home