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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 3d

This country is now run by bankrupt speculators, dirty fucking cops, and Russia

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

“blotus sends the Texas National guard to invade Chicago” sounds like “get these fucking assholes to stop saying Epstein goddammit!”

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Me:
Doc I think I’ve change my mind

Dr. Kevorkian:
Son of a bitch

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

In spite of our nation’s descent into a fascist fueled shit show of dumbass egomaniacal morons tripping over each other to be first in line to lick blotus’ asshole, I’m comforted by our strong economy and increased job growth

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve just begun to truly enjoy it here and now everyone is bailing? For Mastodon??

It may finally be time to abandon social media for good and assume my role as the crazy old fucker in the town square who keeps getting arrested for pissing on cops’ legs

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

I’ve just begun to truly enjoy it here and now everyone is bailing? For Mastodon??

It may finally be time to abandon social media for good and assume my role as the crazy old fucker in the town square who keeps getting arrested for pissing on cops’ legs

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2d

bsky may not be shitposters only but they are literally the only reason I'm here so if they abandon the platform then I'm gonna be spending a lot more time on mastodon

if you're jumping ship there are a few instances that welcome shitposters specifically

beige.party
fuckaas.space
jorts.horse

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2d

gonna change my name to s. o. terrick and start telling fortunes at local gas stations

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 5h

In spite of our nation’s descent into a fascist fueled shit show of dumbass egomaniacal morons tripping over each other to be first in line to lick blotus’ asshole, I’m comforted by our strong economy and increased job growth

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Point Break 2: Johnny Utah has his own private Idaho when Jack New Mexico shows up in town and calls him a poser and a howley

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Today it’s our bangers feed. Tomorrow they’ll come for our goddam guns!

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Camel 100’s menthols…non filter if you mean it

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Stan Byerman @stanbyerman.bsky.social · Aug 27

Appears smoking is one of the underlying health conditions that will allow you to get a covid vax under new CDC guidelines. I don't smoke, but I guess I'll start. Any cigarette brand recommendations?

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Careful, Jenn Bites 🧛🏻‍♀️🩷🧛🏻‍♀️ @alldolledup44.bsky.social · 1d

As an unofficial toast connoisseur, I can say with certainty that sour dough toast is the best toast.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 1d

I know more things about my job than I would like to

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 1d

Me:
Doc I think I’ve change my mind

Dr. Kevorkian:
Son of a bitch

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 16d

WARDEN: and for your last meal?

ME: everlasting gobstopper

WARDEN: son of a

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The Bearminator @the-bearminator.bsky.social · 2d

There's freedom in not having to maintain standards.

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Jack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 14d

I brought in garden tomatoes because you said your wife liked to make salsa and then you don’t stop by my office to pick them up after I message you is why I don’t bother making male friends at my age Keith.