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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩

@donkee.bsky.social

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I’m an ass reefer badness: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaai57dxyhgwc

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 15

Truly I loathe the responsibility attached to being so fucking phenomenal

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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 7h

“Do you want me to be honest?” isn’t a question. It’s a warning.

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Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 7h

is it considered suicidal thoughts if you just acknowledge the fact that your death could solve the financial problems of everyone you love due to responsible life insurance planning

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Nov 14

Doomscrolling my own posts and laughing maniacally

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 20h

i quit pumpkin spice i'm on the patch

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Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 16h

its fall that means layers i should visit my mom shes always good for some layers of guilt

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2d

You know that feeling when your alarm goes off, and all you want to do is pull the door back over your tomb and sleep for a couple hundred years?

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

I can see I need to close the blinds before I begin scrolling

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Cosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 3h

when you go to a mutuals page to catch up on their new posts but get distracted by the reposts on their page and jump to another mutuals page via the first mutual then another and another then you realise you forgot to check the first mutuals new posts so you go back and the cycle starts again

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John Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 11h

Me: Is there something I could do differently to improve my sleep?

Doctor: I recommend not looking at your phone for at least an hour before bed.

Me: So nothing then.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 15d

I contained multitudes yesterday; it's your turn to do it.

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kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 11d

imma write a book about philosophy & call it “I Kant. Even” or “I Used to Get High. Marx” or “For Hume. The Bell Tolls” or “Bacon & Eggs-istentialism” or “I Feel Like Thoreau-ing Up” or

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d

Campaigning to be the democratic socialist mayor of Margaritaville

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 2h

I get that man. There’s no doubt if this regime ever gets its shit together regarding silencing dissension, my account will be scrubbed from bsky servers but they’ll never catch me (I’m too old and tired to run but I can blend in well haha)

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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 2d

For Your Grammy Considerations:

PUBLIC ENEMY: Black Sky Over the Project: (Apartment) 2025

Listen here:

open.spotify.com/album/5atNdL...

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 3h

Doesn’t have quite the same zing 😬

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🎃punkin spice spooky geist💀 @pretty-vulgar.bsky.social · 1d

Call me a Californian because I have Big Sur energy.

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 4h

Dude I’ll give you mine - just change the name, location and dates. Saving time by defrauding the federal gov’t is the punkest!

Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · 4h

“blotus sends the Texas National guard to invade Chicago” sounds like “get these fucking assholes to stop saying Epstein goddammit!”

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BooSlice👻🔪 @twosense.bsky.social · 6h

pronouncing Mastodon like fudge

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 3

Get in loser we’re going to funky-town as soon as you breathe into this tube so my car will start

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 4

Future textbooks will compare this time in American history to the Arthurian legends and they shall call it ‘Crackerlot’

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 4

“Forever punk af” I whisper as I strap on a fake ankle monitor to avoid any and all invitations for leaving the house after 6pm

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 8

Wait a minute…this is not my beautiful house.

THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE!

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Donkey BOO!-tay 😱💩 @donkee.bsky.social · Sep 8

For about a month my college roomie and I became suspicious of each other when our shared cocaine stash that we could scarcely afford kept disappearing but then we discovered Vince Neil and Tommy Lee living In the crawl space under our house

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