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The driver in front of me pulled out their phone at the stop light and the driver in front of them also pulled out their phone. We've been stuck here since Thursday.

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Count DGilula @dgil.bsky.social · 14d

Or, to call it by its other name, Chick-fil-A.

NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 16d

Admit it, you'd eat a shoe if it
were deep fried and covered in BBQ sauce.

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 21d

in NJ at a four-way stop whoever best imitates Steve Perry gets to go first

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Jun 19

This is discrimination against impatient people

Sign in front of medical building that says patient parking only

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Jun 25

I did that
- accountable Urkel

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Jun 30

Feeling a little kerplonked lately, frizzazzled and kerplonked

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mean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 21d

I feel personally victimized by the headline I just saw: "Pickleball is kind of a big dill"

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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 23d

The Right wants you to be sad when one of their guys dies, but no, they are not interested in providing higher quality guys

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gluggaveður 🕊️ @lscrapl.bsky.social · 20d

i have apologized, what more do you want from me (still doing it)

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · Jul 4

sprinkling crushed tylenol over your salad for a little extra crunch

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Dave Mandl @dmandl.bsky.social · Jun 15

I always thought "cockamamie" was Yiddish because it was used by people like my parents. But it's believed to be a corruption of "decalcomania," which is the full version of the word "decal." In fact my parents called decals "cockamamies."

NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · Jun 15

Whoever came up with cockamamie should be in charge of making up all the words

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Christina, mother of spiders @aikiwomannc.bsky.social · 24d

Me: *helping friend move furniture* Wow! This weighs a fu ton!

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 3d

And some tutting

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