Count DGilula
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Trooper Designation DG-1722 reporting in! Full time henchman, part time smartass.
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With Summer starting, I've now hit a major part of my massive #Transformers series marathon.

I'm gonna go through one episode a day until it's all over.

Welcome to #Unicronsummer!
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Technically canon to The Muppets now!
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Kermit the Frog is one of my all time favorite characters, so I usually leave him out of it.

Hence, The Great Gonzo is my all time favorite Muppet.
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Okay, so clips from the Thai dub of KPop Demon Hunters are just SENDING ME
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GIVE ME SOMETHING TO BELIEVE INNNNNNN
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Already have the ingredients for a new batch of invisible spray on the shopping list. Forwarded to S Squad, they'll be on it in the morning.
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The demisemihemideminemeses. You'll find that information very useful.
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Well, as long as we're making announcements...

I've talked it over with her, and you are looking at the new, full-time henchman to the great Agatha Vile!

No more interning for this guy! I'm officially a complete henchman!
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I’ve come to make an announcement.

@tonygoldmark.bsky.social isn’t my nemesis anymore.

It’s Ryan Murphy.
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I could try chasing you around with a stun baton, see if that helps any.
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stop posting AI slop, even to trash it. please.
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With the right Internet connection? Few minutes.
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Not really? Aliens have genders, robots have genders, why not alien robots?
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The first one was the right amount of evil. Puns are on a whole different level.

It's in the Supervillain's Handbook. I'm a few chapters in, compelling read.
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Why, for eating of course!
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And lose your arms in the process! Pass more to me, dammit!
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Any thoughts on candy corn?
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There'll be apples for bobbing
For treats we'll go mobbing
In fun costumes to put on display

Final girls and survivors
Slashers, fiends, and connivers
Though the sequels aren't great anyway
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He sucks as at actually learning too, from what I've seen.

If not for clarification from a literal college professor, this would've been his takeaway from the discussion.
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Don't forget Nostalgia Gosling, Film Lobe, or Forky!
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But are there jungles? Haystacks??
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Check the drink special at tonight’s Wits with @pftompkins.bsky.social.
Emu Attack as signature cocktail
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...the long game stinks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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A semi-official episode.

A semisode.