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Bogey

@oneyebogey.bsky.social

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Tradesman, Musician, Malcontent. New: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrpmcwzmdg Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:koejo5clr3khvnmdnfuqffi5/feed/aaacrsfikdrqk

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · Oct 11

A one eyed rotting corpse stares in the mirror stating “I’m fine.”

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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 1d

i bet i could land the space shuttle if i had to

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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 1h

*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 4h

It's Wednesday and you know what that means, right?

Could you tell me?

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Kellaweena 🎃 @kellalena.bsky.social · 3h

…and for my next trick, I will disappear mid-conversation.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 2h

Boss: i have a job for you

Me: no shit, that's why i’m here

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Ovary Action 🍉🍉🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 1h

Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman.

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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 17h

If I live into my 80s, I hope to still laugh and joke like I’m 8.

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💀Tombkick💀 @doomkick.com · 2h

Ego Death! At The Disco

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Knew Nic @knewagirlnic.bsky.social · 2h

I bought a pink power drill, so it’s over for you bitches

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Matty @bestestname.bsky.social · 2h

We hate people in the abstract in a way you never would if you met face to face

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 7h

I do not respond well to people ignoring me or paying attention to me.

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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · Jun 26

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s Ovaltine

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jordan pumpkin spice [ham] @nursemurderer.bsky.social · 4h

"I never imagined it would be like this," I whisper into the mirror as I put on my dinosaur costume.

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Ovary Action 🍉🍉🍉 @ovaryaction.bsky.social · 2h

"it always gets worse before it gets better" you guys are having it better?

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d.ly @dly.bsky.social · 2h

WHY DOES EVERYTHING HURT AND WHEN WILL I FEEL JOY AGAIN!!!!!!!

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🅱️oofessor Killosk 🔪👻 @professorkiosk.wtf · 2h

getting tired of all the "stuff" "happening" how do I turn it off

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PAM! @pamtoo.bsky.social · 2h

The well has been chlorinated. I have a hotel room in Michigan. The crow flies at midnight. The curderburger is back at Culver's.

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 5h

Fucker (flirting)

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Daisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 2h

Gives you a hug and whispers kiss my ass.

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debbspook @debbshock.blue · 5h

definitely not doing crimes right now

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Paul @grommit56.bsky.social · 4d

Life is short. Take the cannoli.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 7h

don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me

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WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 6h

Good morning, fuckers.

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d

Still plenty of time to ruin Christmas

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 21h

et tu, lettuce?

a caesar salad spilled all over a sidewalk.

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