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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.

BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
Same vibes.
November 26, 2025 at 2:41 AM
When someone convinces me to go on Carousel of Progress.
when the tryptophan hits
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
There's a part of me that thinks it's a bit wild that many of us voluntarily use elevators every day.
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 AM
November 26, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 26, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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We need to do everything we can to encourage posts like this on bluesky. Terrible food opinions from big name sportswriters are genuinely the lifeblood of any social media app
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Boo this man.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The turkeys. They're eating the cows.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Tom Hanks branded hot dogs called Tom Franks.
Tom Hanks branded tissues called Tom Hankies
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 PM
We're having a day here.
November 25, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The goal here is to completely flood the zone. Swamp us with absolute garbage until we accept it as the norm.

Not gonna happen.
Roughly 42% of shoppers are already using A.I. tools for their holiday shopping, a recent survey found. More than half of Generation Z and millennial respondents said they trusted A.I. to recommend unique gifts. nyti.ms/4pocGQc
A.I. Can Do More of Your Shopping This Holiday Season
New tools and features from retailers and tech companies use artificial intelligence to help people find gifts and make decisions about their shopping lists.
nyti.ms
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Welp, I'm not getting anything done today.
this is mesmerizing
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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narrator: 50 years ago...

me: [nods] in 1945

narrator: in 1975...

me: what
November 25, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Someone please do a wellness check on this guy.
Creighton announcer goes nuts over referee's 'horsecrap' call
It's safe to say that Creighton announcer John Bishop did not agree with this foul call against the Blue Jays.
awfulannouncing.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Friendly reminder that playing Whamapalooza, where you try to listen to Last Christmas as many times as possible, is infinitely more fun than playing Whamageddon.
November 25, 2025 at 12:46 PM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 25, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Robert Reich stop texting me like a stalker challenge
November 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Trump take leek
November 25, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The subject of one of my favorite headlines of all time.
November 24, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I would not be denied.
November 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Every time I try to take a photo.
November 24, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I have less than 10 days left of my 40s and honestly, I'm not taking it well.
November 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM