So Tired in Maryland 🦀
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Everything is better with Old Bay | Maryland stuff | nonprofits | education | animal welfare | occasional theme park nonsense | I play with my food.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
BG photo is Lake Eibsee in Germany.
Blissfully unaware of who JPow is.
January 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Blissfully unaware of who JPow is.
This may be the most LinkedIn Lunatics of LinkedIn Lunatics ever.
January 10, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This may be the most LinkedIn Lunatics of LinkedIn Lunatics ever.
Everything is terrible and yet 🤷♂️
January 9, 2026 at 11:06 PM
Everything is terrible and yet 🤷♂️
Super productive.
January 8, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Super productive.
All I could think of the last two days.
January 7, 2026 at 1:36 AM
All I could think of the last two days.
We brought Kevin home five years ago today. This is what he has done for about four years and nine months of that time.
January 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
We brought Kevin home five years ago today. This is what he has done for about four years and nine months of that time.
My office is a mess.
January 5, 2026 at 4:36 PM
My office is a mess.
I massacred my boy.
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
I massacred my boy.
Completely oblivious to the fact that I'm in pre-work return anxiety mode.
January 4, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Completely oblivious to the fact that I'm in pre-work return anxiety mode.
Better late than never.
January 3, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Better late than never.
Realizing immediately that he had effed up royally, he quickly put a pot of black eyed peas and collards on the stove to appease the gods.
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Realizing immediately that he had effed up royally, he quickly put a pot of black eyed peas and collards on the stove to appease the gods.
Just incredible stuff happening on LinkedIn, where influencers continue to share an AI-generate image of Maduro's capture. Great stuff, thought leaders!
January 3, 2026 at 7:15 PM
Just incredible stuff happening on LinkedIn, where influencers continue to share an AI-generate image of Maduro's capture. Great stuff, thought leaders!
Gonna shitpost through it all.
January 3, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Gonna shitpost through it all.
ABC News:
We love turtles.
We love turtles.
January 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
ABC News:
We love turtles.
We love turtles.
They made a movie out of Resurrection? Did you get a gift card?
January 2, 2026 at 7:11 PM
They made a movie out of Resurrection? Did you get a gift card?
She's lucky she's adorable.
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
She's lucky she's adorable.
Guy already lost his edge. Pathetic.
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Guy already lost his edge. Pathetic.
WE HAVE AN ALABAMA SURRENDER COBRA WITH 13 MINUTES TO GO.
January 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
WE HAVE AN ALABAMA SURRENDER COBRA WITH 13 MINUTES TO GO.
New year, same view.
January 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
New year, same view.
I bet this is great!
January 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I bet this is great!
Happy birthday! Charlotte is still recovering from CCL surgery so she's a little out of it at the moment.
December 30, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Happy birthday! Charlotte is still recovering from CCL surgery so she's a little out of it at the moment.