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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 9h

I'm jealous of my dog's glutes.

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 10h

The Passion of the Christ: Jerusalem Drift

Page Six @pagesix.com · 1d

Mel Gibson’s ‘Passion of the Christ’ sequel to star new Jesus, cast

Gibson's long-gestating sequel will start shooting in Rome, but with a completely new cast, an insider told Page Six.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 11h

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 14h

"School of AI"

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 18h

Winner.

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 18h

Volume up. 🔊

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 23h

Having low expectations is my superpower.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' .

Alt: a man with a beard is sitting at a table talking to another man and says `` teach me '' .

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

I admire your perseverance. I did one a while ago, spent about 20 minutes filling out the application, and got a check for $1.08 in the mail six months later.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Blue Jays catcher is a beer league guy. You can't convince me otherwise.

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Ooh I got one.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Jazz Chisholm sounds like the name of the preppy teenage villain in an 80s movie.

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Great night for degenerate gamblers.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

I didn't need to know that something called "pepper balls" existed.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

"You don't know her. She lives in Canada."

Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 1d

"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

IKEA!!!!

Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

She's less than pleased with the stuffed octopus on her back, which I guess I understand.

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Dr. Hay B.S. Corpus

Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 1d

Question: Have you given any more thought to suspending habeas corpus?

Trump: Suspending who?

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Surviving in Maryland 🦀 @howie.schoolbread.com · 1d

Elected officials should be capable of holding more than one thought in their heads at the same time.

Eric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 1d

Durbin on whether Democrats can use reining in ICE in Chicago as a precondition to rein in the government says “can’t do that. It’s gotta be health care all the way.”