Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
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Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
· Jan 9
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
November 23, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
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*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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The Power of Christ Compels You, Charlie Brown
September 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Power of Christ Compels You, Charlie Brown
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trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
Had a few drinks and started darning socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Had a few drinks and started darning socks
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Would a burnt out postpartum mom do this? *feeds prosciutto to her 10 week old baby*
November 19, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Would a burnt out postpartum mom do this? *feeds prosciutto to her 10 week old baby*
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Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
October 28, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Here is your semi-annual reminder that I do draw stuff sometimes & have an online store: shop.roxiqt.com 👻
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Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
If you post on LinkedIn while wearing a Patagonia vest and a quarter zip pullover you immediately ascend to Valhala.
November 19, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you post on LinkedIn while wearing a Patagonia vest and a quarter zip pullover you immediately ascend to Valhala.
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aaron sorkin drowned in his own cum when he saw this
President Trump walking past the flag at the Whitehouse which has fallen to the ground
November 18, 2025 at 1:10 AM
aaron sorkin drowned in his own cum when he saw this
Facebook Marketplace, you good?
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Facebook Marketplace, you good?
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British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 2:50 PM
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
#ShareGoodNewsToo
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*sexting* Hah! Gross
November 14, 2025 at 2:10 AM
*sexting* Hah! Gross
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Whenever you buy plumbing supplies at home depot they should be required to say ‘see you in an hour or so’’.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whenever you buy plumbing supplies at home depot they should be required to say ‘see you in an hour or so’’.
Whenever you buy plumbing supplies at home depot they should be required to say ‘see you in an hour or so’’.
November 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Whenever you buy plumbing supplies at home depot they should be required to say ‘see you in an hour or so’’.
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When you don't have time for the full freakout
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
When you don't have time for the full freakout
Epstein was emailing with my smart fridge.
November 14, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Epstein was emailing with my smart fridge.
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no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster
November 13, 2025 at 9:17 AM
no no the toymaker is geppetto pinocchio is geppetto’s monster