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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Jan 9

I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.

Pastor: These are very unusual vows.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 4h

My Grandmother passed away at the nursing home today after a knife fight with another resident :(

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 3h

Classic Nana

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 3h

I like it when there are a bunch of people on here talking about a sporting event that I'm not watching.

It's like seeing a flock of pigeons eating a smashed sidewalk donut together. I'm not partaking, but you guys dig in.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 8h

Is it the 25th Amendment? It’s the 25th Amendment, isn’t it?

An ad featuring an illustration of two bare legs from from the knee down. The calves and feet are swollen. The right leg in the foreground is bright red. The ad copy reads “How To Drain
Lymph Fluid In Ankles & Legs? It's Simple
(Watch Now)”.

Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 12h

Italian Welding Soup

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

AI has taken the joy out of watching people do unbelievable things.

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · Nov 24

I call broccoli “tasty fractals”

HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 2d

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

Every Film Now @everyfilmnow.bsky.social · 2d

Elon Musk announces xAI game studio will release a great AI-generated game before end of 2026.

Powered by Grok, the studio aims to revolutionize gaming with dynamic, photo-realistic experiences.

#xAI #Grok #AIGaming

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 2d

Writing for theonion.com has been a dream of mine for a long time and it finally came true! Two of my jokes are in the latest issue. Still waiting to hear if I 'passed' my trial, but either way I'm thrilled and honored to be published by the best humor site/newspaper on Earth

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

Wow! Awesome

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

Look i know this is lame but I can’t be coming home from work on a Monday to the episode where Jim yells at Pam.

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Mrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 2d

“I left my wife, Nicole Kidman, because I was sick of her, Nicole Kidman, needing me to have sex with her, Nicole Kidman” do you hear yourself man

Tweet from Daily Mail Celebrity @DailyMailCeleb
How Nicole Kidman's 'bottomless need for sexual attention' led to the end of her marriage to country music star Keith Urban: Nashville insiders open up to
ALISON BOSHOFF

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born miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 3d

thanks so much to the very awesome @te-kanawa.bsky.social for purchasing my Trans Lives Matter shirt - you can buy YOUR VERY OWN at bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/tran...; reminder that 100% of the proceeds go to the Trevor Project and the Center For Transgender Equality DO GOOD I HAVE SPOKEN

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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 2d

oh hell yes

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Jon Drake @jondrake.bsky.social · 4d

They put an end date on the country 😭

Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 5d

Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

Treasury Department considers minting a $1 Trump coin

The draft design of the coin, which was overseen by the Office of the U.S. Treasurer Brandon Beach, features Trump’s profile on one side of the coin.

www.politico.com

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Ceej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · Dec 13

my trembling hand aims the gun at the Turkish ice cream guy. He winks and I realize I'm pointing an ice cream at him. He is already emptying my gun- each bullet a tiny ice cream cone