Jon Drake
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Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you don’t know about. Attack them. Now they’re fighting two battles
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I wish I responded to stress by going to the gym. but instead I respond to stress the usual way (air frying jalapeño poppers)
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🪱EPISODE 160 - A CURE FOR WELLNESS 🪱

We’re going back to 2017 for our 2nd Gore Verbinski movie in the Blast Zone, this time talking about the psychological gothic horror A CURE FOR WELLNESS
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(I know it’s for the semiquincentennial)
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Bread and circuses near me open now
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🚛 EPISODE 159 - JOY RIDE 🚛
Life is a highway- sometimes it’s full of psychos that just wanna rip your jaw off. We’re starting Blastober with 2001’s Paul Walker/Steve Zahn cult favorite JOY RIDE
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Best shark attacks near me open now
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💊 EPISODE 158 - GO 💊
Let’s go back to the relative calm of 1999 for one really interesting night. It’s GO time
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J.E. Freeman in Go (1999) is Dennis Farina’s Waluigi
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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I say I like to cook but really I just like when everybody goes around the table and says something nice about my cooking
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🐱 EPISODE 157 - KEANU 🐱
Cute cats. Key and Peele. What could go wrong? Tune in to find out as we talk about 2016’s KEANU
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🍃 EPISODE 156 - SERENITY 🍃

Tackling one of the true cult classics this episode with 2005’s continuation of the Firefly mythos, SERENITY
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You want me to give you space? The thing that almost killed Tom Hanks in Apollo 13?
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There’s way too many streaming services. We need to streamline it somehow:
- Bundle several streaming services into one package and you pay one price
- You can upgrade this package by adding more premium services a la carte
- Maybe it can come through some sort of cable idk
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🚀 EPISODE 155 - LIGHTYEAR 🚀
The Toy Story side quest nobody asked for, but is actually not bad. It’s 2022’s LIGHTYEAR
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Heathens and such
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Hey man we’re fearing no evil though we walk through the valley of the shadow of death later if you wanna pull up
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Love a place that lets me order on a kiosk. I have very specific sandwich desires and I’m glad I don’t have to vocalize them
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“We’re putting Microsoft Teams in your car” ok I’m putting arsenic in your drinking water. See I can make threats too
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There are two kinds of horror movies:

- ones which have a monster that’s a metaphor for grief or trauma. Those are Babadook movies.

- ones which have a monster that’s just like a big spider. Or a mean truck. Those are non-Babadook movies.