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Robert Manchild
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extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️‍⚧️🧷

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January 3, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Max Dugan will return in Avengers Doomsday.
December 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
It’s coming.
December 26, 2025 at 6:54 PM
She is not amused.
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Gnome Blood
December 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Apple had the chance to do the funniest thing and they blew it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 AM
This is how we’re doing performance reviews from now on. Tag yourself.
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
all due respect, but the last thing I want for Xmas is a Chris Hansen cameo
December 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Here’s my Spotify Wrapped.
Go Birds. Fuck Ice.
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Facebook Marketplace, you good?
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[robot noises intensify]
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Collect them all.
October 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Is it the 25th Amendment? It’s the 25th Amendment, isn’t it?
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If I send you this know that I am plotting. Scheming even.
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
My inner dialog any time I use the leaf blower.
September 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Aug 31 : Sept 1
September 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Nice gag 💀
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
August 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Michael Mina - tiny baby root beer float with a nice cookie
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Jean Georges
August 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Nobu
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
ALL OF US: Welp. Things couldn’t get any worse.

BELLAGIO: Introducing the cuck bed.
August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM