samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 PM
three more followers and I’ll have my grade point average from fall semester of junior year ❤️
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OH. COME. ON.
November 24, 2025 at 1:27 PM
OH. COME. ON.
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We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:50 PM
We need to bring back the pillow mint ❤️
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brb eating a Hawaiian roll ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
brb eating a Hawaiian roll ❤️
brb eating a Hawaiian roll ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 11:06 PM
brb eating a Hawaiian roll ❤️
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Declutterring tip I found on the inter webs:
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Declutterring tip I found on the inter webs:
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
Declutterring tip I found on the inter webs:
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
November 21, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Declutterring tip I found on the inter webs:
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
Imagine all your belongings have poop on them and then only keep what you would want to salvage from the poop. ❤️
Honestly solid?
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Tap dancing doesn’t make any sense to me ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tap dancing doesn’t make any sense to me ❤️
Tap dancing doesn’t make any sense to me ❤️
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Tap dancing doesn’t make any sense to me ❤️
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i miss Prince 💜
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i miss Prince 💜
i miss Prince 💜
November 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
i miss Prince 💜
Diseased sinus: a new fragrance by Chanel ✨
November 18, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Diseased sinus: a new fragrance by Chanel ✨
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Granola is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
November 17, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Granola is a beautiful name for a baby girl.
Another day another pack of Haribo gummi frogs 💚
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Another day another pack of Haribo gummi frogs 💚
Sorry. I’m back. I just got super myopic about Foccacia❤️
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Sorry. I’m back. I just got super myopic about Foccacia❤️
Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Foccacia me uppppp ❤️
You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
November 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
You know things are bad when you’re looking forward to your colonoscopy for the nap ❤️
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
November 6, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I’m not funny, you’re just depressed ❤️
Is there BreadSky?
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Is there BreadSky?
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
If not, I declare myself mayor of it. ❤️
down to foccacia ❤️
November 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
down to foccacia ❤️
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Five hours of sleep so I am bawling at this one
October 30, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Five hours of sleep so I am bawling at this one