samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
I bake foccacia ❤️
I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
January 27, 2026 at 4:03 PM
nutritious, tummy friendly snacks ?
if you tell me tomatoes are fruit one more time… I swtg ❤️
January 26, 2026 at 7:20 PM
if you tell me tomatoes are fruit one more time… I swtg ❤️
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Chameleon-like, Miho skillfully blends into her surroundings, declining to pounce until her prey (a dropped tater-tot), has no chance of escape.
January 24, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Chameleon-like, Miho skillfully blends into her surroundings, declining to pounce until her prey (a dropped tater-tot), has no chance of escape.
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I went into anaphylaxis and all I got was this t shirt ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I went into anaphylaxis and all I got was this t shirt ❤️
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Trying to be present but unfortunately I have a brain. ❤️
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trying to be present but unfortunately I have a brain. ❤️
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antiques roadshow is a fever dream but it’s *my* fever dream. ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 PM
antiques roadshow is a fever dream but it’s *my* fever dream. ❤️
I went into anaphylaxis and all I got was this t shirt ❤️
January 24, 2026 at 6:04 AM
I went into anaphylaxis and all I got was this t shirt ❤️
antiques roadshow is a fever dream but it’s *my* fever dream. ❤️
January 22, 2026 at 12:59 PM
antiques roadshow is a fever dream but it’s *my* fever dream. ❤️
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still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
Trying to be present but unfortunately I have a brain. ❤️
January 21, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Trying to be present but unfortunately I have a brain. ❤️
I just tried that biohack of jumping 100 times before starting the day.
But only 30 times cause I’m outta shape ❤️
But only 30 times cause I’m outta shape ❤️
January 16, 2026 at 4:27 PM
I just tried that biohack of jumping 100 times before starting the day.
But only 30 times cause I’m outta shape ❤️
But only 30 times cause I’m outta shape ❤️
whenever my stomach hurts my poodle jumps on it like a trampoline ❤️
January 14, 2026 at 8:27 PM
whenever my stomach hurts my poodle jumps on it like a trampoline ❤️
It’s impressive how @theonion.com has still managed to stay funny even when everything has become a parody of itself. ❤️
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
It’s impressive how @theonion.com has still managed to stay funny even when everything has become a parody of itself. ❤️
still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
January 14, 2026 at 7:11 PM
still figuring out Substack.
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
still pissed to discover it’s not a pancake restaurant 💔
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sheesh, rl is too much. who wants to go back in time with me and hang out at tower records
January 13, 2026 at 8:22 PM
sheesh, rl is too much. who wants to go back in time with me and hang out at tower records
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babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
January 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
babybel implies the existence of scarybel, sportybel, gingerbel and poshbel
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existence is exhausting
January 13, 2026 at 8:20 PM
existence is exhausting
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I hate LA so much lol
January 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I hate LA so much lol
business idea: sinus infection kissing booth ❤️
January 13, 2026 at 6:31 PM
business idea: sinus infection kissing booth ❤️
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get in loser
January 8, 2026 at 9:56 PM
get in loser