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sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
samantha morgan (i’m kidding)
@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social
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LA standup comedian & writerer. smart, dumb, and stoney✨ I’m thirsty: buymeacoffee.com/sammorgancomedy
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 16h
she’s a ten but she watches “Is It Cake?” ✨
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 14h
all dogs are muffins. if you don’t agree, plz unfollow me ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 14h
all dogs are muffins. if you don’t agree, plz unfollow me ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 16h
she’s a ten but she watches “Is It Cake?” ✨
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 17h
we are not obsessed enough with garlic knots tbh ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Ppl obsessing over Ophelia from Hamlet now but I already did that in middle school and had no friends and a retainer soooooo ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 20h
NO WE NEED A NEW THING FOR THE THING
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Flipturns 🏊‍♀️ 📷 🦋 @flipturns.bsky.social · 3d
This one!
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Watched Midsommar and Hereditary while eating Pirates Booty. Obsessed. Need new recs now plz ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
No.
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
I need some serious toe bean holding time rn ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Ophelia’s ass— that’s commitment
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 3d
Ppl obsessing over Ophelia from Hamlet now but I already did that in middle school and had no friends and a retainer soooooo ❤️
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Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 6d
Got tear away pants for this colonoscopy prep.
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d
aw was hoping for a tear away tux. But pants work too.
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d
finally someone said it
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d
No but we need the automatic rollie brushes
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d
I wish there were car washes for humans ❤️
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 6d
Omg u were an after school squid kid???
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mossworm.bsky.social @mossworm.bsky.social · 7d
how many people do you think died in the dreamworks spirit horse movie when the horse explodes the train into the other train
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 8d
But there are bubbles!
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samantha morgan (i’m kidding) @sammorgancomedy.bsky.social · 8d
that sounds better tbh