In a perfect world, his name would be Dansby Swansby.

*Lil Jon Voice* States' Rights to What

Sorry I haven’t been on lately. I was busy trying to open a produce bag for my apples

I'm not a wolf in sheep's clothing I'm just a very angry sheep

Need Bugs Bunny to dress up like a sexy lady and seduce some of these ICE agents. Feels like rn we've leaving his talents on the table

It should be harder to bookmark posts because sometimes I do it accidentally because my finger slips and then I feel guilty every time I see a post freaking out that “some creep” bookmarked a post. Some of us are very clumsy, I’m sorry!

Tinker Tailor Trader Joe

Dear Substack authors: I know it seems like a pain in the ass to move -- it IS kind of a pain! I did it with @bestevidencefyi.bsky.social! -- and you don't have to care about some Web 1.0 crone who remembers JournalCon, but until you get off Substack, I'm not going paid, end of.

And now there's local news coverage about how dare the Teacher's Union connect what a business owner votes for in his elected role with his business. My guy that is just the material origin of politics www.kob.com/new-mexico/a...

This pumpkin patch is a common field trip location, really set up for fall tourism, and the letter emphasized that the owner's role as commissioner in approving the local housing of immigrants is contrary to schools that serve immigrant kids, and maybe to plan field trips elsewhere. Straightforward.

Interesting little slice of local news. Pumpkin Patch owner, in his role as Torrence County commissioner, voted for county to keep extending the Torrence County prison contract with ICE. Albuquerque Teacher's Federation sent out an email emphasizing the connection www.kob.com/new-mexico/a...

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None of us can do everything but each of us can do SOMETHING.

there’s something so beautifully American about our democracy’s last line of defense being coronary artery disease

Signing off all of today's work emails with "if there's a hell I'll see you there"

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Oh, no. ☹️

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Oh, absolutely. It’s like this:

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I mean yes, but I still feel betrayed that I have to clean the cleaning machine.

God bless the YouTube dads* who record home maintenance videos.

*gender-nuetral

why settle for just the halftime show when the whole nfl is woke and lgbt now? i can't be the only one who thinks turning point should channel its right wing influencer pipeline into a rival football league, all safety procedures and concussion protocols (feminine coded) removed

RELATABLE.

unimpressed by being woken up by a scam call this morning. I often have project managers etc call me so I do answer unknown numbers. "yes hello ma'am this is your bank calling" which bank? "your bank ma'am" ohhh I get it, you're a dodgy little cunt who called me before 7am to scam me "no ma'am"