I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I pulled a muscle in my back getting my slippers out from under the bed, just put me down now
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My dog loves slot canyons, apparently
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My dog loves slot canyons, apparently
My work anxiety is teaming up with my money anxiety and my health anxiety and they've just stopped to pick up my holiday anxiety and they're all on their way to party with my insomnia
November 20, 2025 at 9:18 PM
My work anxiety is teaming up with my money anxiety and my health anxiety and they've just stopped to pick up my holiday anxiety and they're all on their way to party with my insomnia
Bf, when all of his grad students are being difficult at once and all of mine are excitedly showing me their new data and going off to conferences
a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
Alt: a little boy in a plaid shirt is standing in front of a sign that says congrats
media.tenor.com
November 20, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Bf, when all of his grad students are being difficult at once and all of mine are excitedly showing me their new data and going off to conferences
Everything is terrible so I want to say something nice (which is very unlike me). Here it is: @hankgreen.bsky.social's work on Eons was fabulous and I use so many of those videos to enhance lectures in my university classrooms. My students love it.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Everything is terrible so I want to say something nice (which is very unlike me). Here it is: @hankgreen.bsky.social's work on Eons was fabulous and I use so many of those videos to enhance lectures in my university classrooms. My students love it.
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great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
TurboTax is about to be integrated into ChatGPT, where customers will be guided through tasks tied to their tax filings or financial profile by the AI chatbot.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
TurboTax owner Intuit is also paying OpenAI more than $100 million a year to power AI agents.
November 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
great. just what I need, my tax software telling me to kill myself
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
IMPORTANT UPDATE. OUR VERY DRUNK ADMIN ASSISTANT SAYS HE WAS GIVEN *ONE MILLION DOLLARS* to start this major, this man is so shitty he was stripped of tenure and demoted to lecturer for BEING A SHITTY PERSON
Academia, where the shittiest person you know just created a new Ethics major
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 AM
IMPORTANT UPDATE. OUR VERY DRUNK ADMIN ASSISTANT SAYS HE WAS GIVEN *ONE MILLION DOLLARS* to start this major, this man is so shitty he was stripped of tenure and demoted to lecturer for BEING A SHITTY PERSON
if you see us at the drive-through liquor store in our pajamas at 9pm, no you didn't
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 AM
if you see us at the drive-through liquor store in our pajamas at 9pm, no you didn't
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I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
November 8, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I always wear latex gloves when I chop jalapenos due to an unfortunate fingering incident with my wife back in 2007.
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i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
i know the world is going to end soon and everything, but like why do baby carrots have to be so wet?
Student: Ugh, I think this ultrasonic water bath should be working for cleaning my samples but it's not!
Me: Did you try putting your samples into beakers instead of these tall flasks?
Her: (sheepishly)........you mean like you told me to in the first place?
Me:
Her: I'll go get some beakers
Me: Did you try putting your samples into beakers instead of these tall flasks?
Her: (sheepishly)........you mean like you told me to in the first place?
Me:
Her: I'll go get some beakers
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Student: Ugh, I think this ultrasonic water bath should be working for cleaning my samples but it's not!
Me: Did you try putting your samples into beakers instead of these tall flasks?
Her: (sheepishly)........you mean like you told me to in the first place?
Me:
Her: I'll go get some beakers
Me: Did you try putting your samples into beakers instead of these tall flasks?
Her: (sheepishly)........you mean like you told me to in the first place?
Me:
Her: I'll go get some beakers
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Made a comment about Fraggles today, and a 20-something woman hadn’t heard of them. It’s now been pointed out that Fraggle Rock aired FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO good god I’m nearing the end.
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Made a comment about Fraggles today, and a 20-something woman hadn’t heard of them. It’s now been pointed out that Fraggle Rock aired FORTY-TWO YEARS AGO good god I’m nearing the end.
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Evolutionary psychology!!! “Neanderthals, whose lives we know literally nothing about except that they were wildly different from ours, had a sexed division of labor in my evidence-free fantasy about them, which is why you shouldn’t get subsidized childcare.”
May 15, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Evolutionary psychology!!! “Neanderthals, whose lives we know literally nothing about except that they were wildly different from ours, had a sexed division of labor in my evidence-free fantasy about them, which is why you shouldn’t get subsidized childcare.”
Academia, where the shittiest person you know just created a new Ethics major
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Academia, where the shittiest person you know just created a new Ethics major
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Hard to overstate the lifeline this ruling offers in the face of Trump's calculated cruelty.
It will not only keep tens of millions—half of them kids—fed this month, but will also prevent the evictions and shutoffs that would have resulted from families being forced to pay for food out of pocket.
It will not only keep tens of millions—half of them kids—fed this month, but will also prevent the evictions and shutoffs that would have resulted from families being forced to pay for food out of pocket.
October 31, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Hard to overstate the lifeline this ruling offers in the face of Trump's calculated cruelty.
It will not only keep tens of millions—half of them kids—fed this month, but will also prevent the evictions and shutoffs that would have resulted from families being forced to pay for food out of pocket.
It will not only keep tens of millions—half of them kids—fed this month, but will also prevent the evictions and shutoffs that would have resulted from families being forced to pay for food out of pocket.
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if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
October 26, 2025 at 11:19 PM
if you don’t spend several hours a day on your phone you’ll miss all the Crap and Bullshit
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Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
October 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Why do four year olds know so much about dinosaurs, like lil bro you’re younger than my car loan
Every time I have a follow-up with my knee surgeon, she sighs and says, "What are we going to do with you?"
October 21, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Every time I have a follow-up with my knee surgeon, she sighs and says, "What are we going to do with you?"
I told my Dutch chaos-colleague that she has "resting incredulous face" and accidentally prompted an entirely new insecurity
October 17, 2025 at 6:10 AM
I told my Dutch chaos-colleague that she has "resting incredulous face" and accidentally prompted an entirely new insecurity
I kind of forget that Denmark exists unless it's in the news or I randomly think about Shakespeare
October 17, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I kind of forget that Denmark exists unless it's in the news or I randomly think about Shakespeare
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TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
TORGO, you have failed us TORGO, go get their bags TORGO
University administration: Being the absolute fucking worst since 387 BC
October 10, 2025 at 5:40 PM
University administration: Being the absolute fucking worst since 387 BC
He made his blankies lumpy, and now he is le sad
October 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
He made his blankies lumpy, and now he is le sad