daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
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my posting coach despises all of you
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
my posting coach despises all of you
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the external vs the internal
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
the external vs the internal
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i’ve been practicing drawing almost daily for the past 8 months but i can’t stop myself from making stuff that looks bad because it’s so funny
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’ve been practicing drawing almost daily for the past 8 months but i can’t stop myself from making stuff that looks bad because it’s so funny
trying to not buy more art supplies after making a single irl thing for the first time in months
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
trying to not buy more art supplies after making a single irl thing for the first time in months
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grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
me as a kid: wow flying cars would be so cool
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
me as a kid: wow flying cars would be so cool
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
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h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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the bsky map thing knows i’m fuckin gay
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
the bsky map thing knows i’m fuckin gay
as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
dangit i set up ai to piss for me in the toilet but my pants ended up wet somehow
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
dangit i set up ai to piss for me in the toilet but my pants ended up wet somehow
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
i don’t want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i don’t want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
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español baby hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
español baby hell yeah
watching the super bowl even though i don’t know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
watching the super bowl even though i don’t know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
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I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like