daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i don’t like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
i don’t want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i don’t want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
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español baby hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
español baby hell yeah
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watching the super bowl even though i don’t know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
watching the super bowl even though i don’t know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
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I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
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this is what it looks like inside my mind
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
this is what it looks like inside my mind
spent all day drawing. got a lot of good practice in
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
spent all day drawing. got a lot of good practice in
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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According to my fitness tracker I spent 7 hours this week committing acts of vengeance
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
According to my fitness tracker I spent 7 hours this week committing acts of vengeance
fell on my ass today. going to start shuffling everywhere now
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
fell on my ass today. going to start shuffling everywhere now
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Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground
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the most surprising fact about life is that you genuinely can do anything you set your mind to. who would've guessed? i would've, if i had set my mind to it.
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the most surprising fact about life is that you genuinely can do anything you set your mind to. who would've guessed? i would've, if i had set my mind to it.
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some of you all would benefit from living as a rock for 5,000 years lowkey
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
some of you all would benefit from living as a rock for 5,000 years lowkey
every day i get slightly better and faster at art. love it
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
every day i get slightly better and faster at art. love it
i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
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I am obsessed with being chill
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I am obsessed with being chill
sorry for being so serene
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
sorry for being so serene
oh did an asteroid crash into earth? the earth broke in half? i’ll be dead soon? sorry too busy having Fun
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
oh did an asteroid crash into earth? the earth broke in half? i’ll be dead soon? sorry too busy having Fun