daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
had a rotisserie chicken like once in my life. is there some new chicken technology why are they so popular right now
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 AM
had a rotisserie chicken like once in my life. is there some new chicken technology why are they so popular right now
99% certain that’s a cat. i have a special eye
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
99% certain that’s a cat. i have a special eye
i love to ignore my problems
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i love to ignore my problems
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STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
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everybody should be held accountable except for me
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
everybody should be held accountable except for me
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
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You gotta
www.otherstrangeness.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You Must Read www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/02/12/y...
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every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
i accidentally got into dip pens for art. it’s over for me
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i accidentally got into dip pens for art. it’s over for me
follow your dreams playboy
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
follow your dreams playboy
it’s up to the reader’s imagination
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
it’s up to the reader’s imagination
honestly eating a bone is cool
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
honestly eating a bone is cool
did you slurp down the bone like a cartoon character
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
did you slurp down the bone like a cartoon character
how did you end up eating bones
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
how did you end up eating bones
scientists want to study my gay little brain in order to understand how i am so serene
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
scientists want to study my gay little brain in order to understand how i am so serene
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when one of my mutuals dies their soul gets absorbed into my clam where they are transformed into a pearl for a nice opera necklace
November 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
when one of my mutuals dies their soul gets absorbed into my clam where they are transformed into a pearl for a nice opera necklace
got trepanned too deep and now all i think about are sunflowers and early 2000s metrosexual button-up shirts
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
got trepanned too deep and now all i think about are sunflowers and early 2000s metrosexual button-up shirts
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i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
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AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
you can trust me when it comes to health. i’m a nasty freak who wants everyone to die
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
you can trust me when it comes to health. i’m a nasty freak who wants everyone to die
me: what’s a good haircut
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
me: what’s a good haircut
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace