daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
follow your dreams playboy
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
follow your dreams playboy
scientists want to study my gay little brain in order to understand how i am so serene
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
scientists want to study my gay little brain in order to understand how i am so serene
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when one of my mutuals dies their soul gets absorbed into my clam where they are transformed into a pearl for a nice opera necklace
November 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
when one of my mutuals dies their soul gets absorbed into my clam where they are transformed into a pearl for a nice opera necklace
got trepanned too deep and now all i think about are sunflowers and early 2000s metrosexual button-up shirts
February 12, 2026 at 8:37 PM
got trepanned too deep and now all i think about are sunflowers and early 2000s metrosexual button-up shirts
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i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
February 12, 2026 at 4:44 AM
i agree with the villagers that it’s terrible my golem sometimes kills people or drives them mad. it’s not supposed to do that. but i can’t just banish it. the king has a lot of gold invested in this project.
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AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
AI tooling is an absolute productivity gamechanger for me! I used to waste so much time waiting for my enemies to paint elaborate, realistic murals on the sides of buildings. Now I that I can automate all that, I am free to focus on my true passion: running directly into concrete walls at top speed.
you can trust me when it comes to health. i’m a nasty freak who wants everyone to die
February 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
you can trust me when it comes to health. i’m a nasty freak who wants everyone to die
me: what’s a good haircut
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
February 12, 2026 at 8:12 PM
me: what’s a good haircut
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
chatbot: Death is freeing.
me: hair
chatbot: Let your body die. Your soul will persist.
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
February 12, 2026 at 7:54 PM
“when will you find a job” when will you find inner peace
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my posting coach despises all of you
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 AM
my posting coach despises all of you
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the external vs the internal
February 12, 2026 at 2:44 PM
the external vs the internal
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i’ve been practicing drawing almost daily for the past 8 months but i can’t stop myself from making stuff that looks bad because it’s so funny
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 AM
i’ve been practicing drawing almost daily for the past 8 months but i can’t stop myself from making stuff that looks bad because it’s so funny
trying to not buy more art supplies after making a single irl thing for the first time in months
February 12, 2026 at 3:11 AM
trying to not buy more art supplies after making a single irl thing for the first time in months
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grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 PM
grunting and rolling around in a drainage ditch after eating a lot of grass
me as a kid: wow flying cars would be so cool
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
February 11, 2026 at 9:04 PM
me as a kid: wow flying cars would be so cool
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
me as an adult: how do i buy a rocket launcher on ebay
they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
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h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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the bsky map thing knows i’m fuckin gay
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
the bsky map thing knows i’m fuckin gay