daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
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his ass is listening to carly rae jepsen
February 7, 2026 at 9:52 PM
his ass is listening to carly rae jepsen
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I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
I’d love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
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this is what it looks like inside my mind
February 7, 2026 at 11:38 PM
this is what it looks like inside my mind
spent all day drawing. got a lot of good practice in
February 7, 2026 at 5:10 AM
spent all day drawing. got a lot of good practice in
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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According to my fitness tracker I spent 7 hours this week committing acts of vengeance
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
According to my fitness tracker I spent 7 hours this week committing acts of vengeance
fell on my ass today. going to start shuffling everywhere now
February 4, 2026 at 8:41 PM
fell on my ass today. going to start shuffling everywhere now
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Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground
February 4, 2026 at 7:26 AM
Using my mind powers to fall down a very big hole in the ground
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the most surprising fact about life is that you genuinely can do anything you set your mind to. who would've guessed? i would've, if i had set my mind to it.
February 4, 2026 at 6:48 AM
the most surprising fact about life is that you genuinely can do anything you set your mind to. who would've guessed? i would've, if i had set my mind to it.
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some of you all would benefit from living as a rock for 5,000 years lowkey
February 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
some of you all would benefit from living as a rock for 5,000 years lowkey
every day i get slightly better and faster at art. love it
February 4, 2026 at 6:40 AM
every day i get slightly better and faster at art. love it
i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
February 4, 2026 at 5:00 AM
i’m absolutely laser-focused on getting better at art
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I am obsessed with being chill
February 4, 2026 at 2:57 AM
I am obsessed with being chill
sorry for being so serene
February 3, 2026 at 11:29 PM
sorry for being so serene
oh did an asteroid crash into earth? the earth broke in half? i’ll be dead soon? sorry too busy having Fun
February 3, 2026 at 11:09 PM
oh did an asteroid crash into earth? the earth broke in half? i’ll be dead soon? sorry too busy having Fun
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getting a tooth pulled at the local clown college
February 3, 2026 at 3:40 AM
getting a tooth pulled at the local clown college
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follow my art account @mjjii.com (or don’t)
i’ve been posting mostly sketches and quick animal paintings for the past few days
i’ve been posting mostly sketches and quick animal paintings for the past few days
February 3, 2026 at 12:48 AM
follow my art account @mjjii.com (or don’t)
i’ve been posting mostly sketches and quick animal paintings for the past few days
i’ve been posting mostly sketches and quick animal paintings for the past few days
can’t imagine coding for work again. i refuse to speak the computer’s language for money
February 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
can’t imagine coding for work again. i refuse to speak the computer’s language for money
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Look at this raccoon i drew
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Look at this raccoon i drew
in 25 years i will win the nobel peace prize for detonating explosives inside a volcano
February 2, 2026 at 5:58 PM
in 25 years i will win the nobel peace prize for detonating explosives inside a volcano