daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonaldβs parking lot
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they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
February 11, 2026 at 1:15 AM
they tried to euthanize me but i rose from the dead
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h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
February 10, 2026 at 4:29 AM
h... how much poison is supposed to be in baby food?
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Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
August 6, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Q. Will there be email at the party?
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
A. Yes. There will be an email station at my birthday party.
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February 9, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i donβt mind what they think
February 9, 2026 at 5:45 AM
i donβt mind what they think
the bsky map thing knows iβm fuckin gay
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
the bsky map thing knows iβm fuckin gay
as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
February 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
as a child i thought the computer was a magical, wondrous device. today i think of it as a demonic creature
dangit i set up ai to piss for me in the toilet but my pants ended up wet somehow
February 9, 2026 at 4:42 AM
dangit i set up ai to piss for me in the toilet but my pants ended up wet somehow
hell yes thatβs the way
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 AM
hell yes thatβs the way
i donβt like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i donβt like nostalgia. the past sucked. the present sucks too actually. the future needs to be good as hell
i donβt want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
February 9, 2026 at 1:47 AM
i donβt want crypto or ai or sports betting i want a dang hot dog
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espaΓ±ol baby hell yeah
February 9, 2026 at 1:24 AM
espaΓ±ol baby hell yeah
watching the super bowl even though i donβt know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
February 9, 2026 at 12:58 AM
watching the super bowl even though i donβt know how football works just so i can feel a part of something
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Iβd love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
February 8, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Iβd love to be able to enjoy the Muppets as much as everyone else does but whenever I watch them I just feel sick imagining what the man inside the Kermit the Frog costume must look like
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