daddy gatorade
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
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Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
guys i’m really dumb. bear with me
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
guys i’m really dumb. bear with me
there are a few interesting reasons for this that i can’t get into
February 13, 2026 at 4:17 AM
there are a few interesting reasons for this that i can’t get into
is there a rotisserie chicken in my vicinity
February 13, 2026 at 4:08 AM
is there a rotisserie chicken in my vicinity
everyone is making me want to locate one of these chickens
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
everyone is making me want to locate one of these chickens
good economic sign
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
good economic sign
my ass is here eating bread
February 13, 2026 at 3:50 AM
my ass is here eating bread
99% certain that’s a cat. i have a special eye
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
99% certain that’s a cat. i have a special eye
i love to ignore my problems
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
i love to ignore my problems
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STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.
INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.
Know the difference!
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everybody should be held accountable except for me
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
everybody should be held accountable except for me
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
hold on i gotta take this
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You Must Read www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/02/12/y...
You Must Read - Other Strangeness — merritt k
You gotta
www.otherstrangeness.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
You Must Read www.otherstrangeness.com/2026/02/12/y...
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every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM
every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
i accidentally got into dip pens for art. it’s over for me
February 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
i accidentally got into dip pens for art. it’s over for me
follow your dreams playboy
February 13, 2026 at 12:13 AM
follow your dreams playboy
it’s up to the reader’s imagination
February 12, 2026 at 11:46 PM
it’s up to the reader’s imagination
honestly eating a bone is cool
February 12, 2026 at 11:45 PM
honestly eating a bone is cool
did you slurp down the bone like a cartoon character
February 12, 2026 at 11:43 PM
did you slurp down the bone like a cartoon character
how did you end up eating bones
February 12, 2026 at 11:40 PM
how did you end up eating bones