john granule
@bogbird.bsky.social
getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
rave
money
boobs
money
boobs
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
rave
money
boobs
money
boobs
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I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact
November 24, 2025 at 6:39 AM
I have not, and absolutely will not ever, learn a fact
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Doodle because my body hurts too much to sleep
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Doodle because my body hurts too much to sleep
face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
face down, ass up. that’s the way i eat my lunch
if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you
November 23, 2025 at 11:20 PM
if i ate the plums that were in the icebox i wouldn’t tell anyone. fuck you
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its always nice to know stuff. until it isn't
November 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
its always nice to know stuff. until it isn't
i don’t want to be put in a situation
November 23, 2025 at 10:56 PM
i don’t want to be put in a situation
me betting on winning dogs: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
November 23, 2025 at 10:19 PM
me betting on winning dogs: haha fuck yeah!!! yes!!
me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
me betting on losing dogs: well this fucking sucks. what the fuck
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sometimes I feel good and other times I feel bad. anyone else ever notice this??
November 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
sometimes I feel good and other times I feel bad. anyone else ever notice this??
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Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
November 19, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Hey man we were all gonna surrender to the void later if you wanna swing by
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guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
November 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
guy who found god in prison: life is hard but through his grace we can conquer all
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
atheist who saw a ghost: i can explain this through science
guy whose grandpa invented Velcro: my dad says we can’t borrow his boat for Labor Day weekend so me and Tyler are gonna kill him
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
November 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
interviewer: where do you see yourself in 5 years
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
me: i did not purposefully kill my friend during a 1992 caving expedition. it was an accident
how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat
November 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
how it feels when my friends reply with “lol” instead of “lmao” in the group chat
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I don't condone behavior
November 22, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I don't condone behavior
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Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
November 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Just saw your man get devoured by a dust cloud of unknown particles. Nothing left but a skeleton that toppled to the ground shortly after sorry to say
had some chips. thought everyone should know
November 19, 2025 at 5:58 AM
had some chips. thought everyone should know
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friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
November 17, 2025 at 7:42 PM
friend i haven't seen in 3 years: yo what's up man
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
me: i saw an air conditioner fall on a guy's head
friend: did it kill him
me: yeah completely i gotta go good seeing you
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