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getting hosed down in a mcdonald’s parking lot
plato didn’t believe in creativity. to him art was a form of discovery. but plato never looked at sinkdog
February 14, 2026 at 7:23 AM
the ipad needs to allow 4 split windows so i can draw, look at pics of messed up apartments, read a book, and watch youtube at the same time
February 14, 2026 at 6:54 AM
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electronic music should sound like it's trying to harm you
February 14, 2026 at 4:28 AM
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they should make an aquarium where you can kiss all the fish
February 14, 2026 at 6:45 AM
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'hey why did you lock my thread' - followup to the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after just the OP
February 14, 2026 at 6:40 AM
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Just realized that since Charli xcx did the soundtrack for the new Wuthering Heights movie, & Kate Bush has a song called Wuthering Heights, that means Kate Bush & Charli xcx are the same person
February 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
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id be suuuuuuuuch a good human sacrifice
February 14, 2026 at 6:25 AM
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the dyspeptic homie
February 13, 2026 at 11:43 PM
my dumb ass can read and understand a lot of spanish (at a basic level) but i can barely speak it. painful
February 14, 2026 at 3:12 AM
obligations have been fulfilled
February 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
i want to be kind and maybe for that kindness to come back to me
February 13, 2026 at 11:21 PM
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kitten
February 13, 2026 at 9:01 PM
“i want to make art but i can’t even draw a stick figure” you need to grab a crayon and go for it. if you have the drive to make art, then make some art
February 13, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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"being against AI in art is gatekeeping creativity" arguments are extra fucking dumb because like, what's outsider art then? you can make art with literally anything. people make art with trash and it has way more value. fuck you
February 13, 2026 at 9:24 PM
i will fulfill my obligations today
February 13, 2026 at 6:21 PM
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My Brilliant Comments

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February 13, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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Sorry I can’t this weekend man I have to wander around my home like a tormented ghost for a couple days
February 13, 2026 at 12:07 PM
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If you say "my skin is so dry" people might recommend a lotion but if you say "my skin is so wet" no one will help you
February 13, 2026 at 1:14 PM
guys i’m really dumb. bear with me
February 13, 2026 at 4:30 AM
i love to ignore my problems
February 13, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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STUPID POST:
I am eating bugs and I am eating dirt.

INTELLIGENT POST:
I invest in receiving high returns.

Know the difference!
February 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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everybody should be held accountable except for me
February 13, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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hold on i gotta take this
February 13, 2026 at 2:33 AM
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You Must Read - Other Strangeness — merritt k
You gotta
www.otherstrangeness.com
February 12, 2026 at 4:29 PM
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every day i get to come onto the internet and read a sentence i could never have conceived of in my wildest dreams
February 13, 2026 at 1:18 AM