Native Minnow
@nativeminnow.bsky.social
A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
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As someone who tends to be calm and reflective by nature, man did I pick the wrong century
January 21, 2026 at 2:59 AM
As someone who tends to be calm and reflective by nature, man did I pick the wrong century
Still not as fun as when we thought covid might get him
January 21, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Still not as fun as when we thought covid might get him
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So glad I went out on my patio tonight 🌌
January 21, 2026 at 5:12 AM
So glad I went out on my patio tonight 🌌
For real though, between the new iOS and WorkDay, why do tech bros think we all need to click 700 things to get anything done.
January 21, 2026 at 5:16 AM
For real though, between the new iOS and WorkDay, why do tech bros think we all need to click 700 things to get anything done.
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CPap? You mean Top Gun cosplay?
December 10, 2024 at 3:55 AM
CPap? You mean Top Gun cosplay?
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A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.
January 20, 2026 at 5:27 AM
A restaurant is going out of business and in the comments someone wrote “The last time we ate there we got a charm from a charm bracelet in our food.” Which I think is lucky.
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i know this is a crazy wish but maybe our elected officials could actually do something
January 20, 2026 at 9:08 PM
i know this is a crazy wish but maybe our elected officials could actually do something
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Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? The Shadow knows and he’s working on a tell-all book to be released sometime after the election cycle is concluded.
January 21, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? The Shadow knows and he’s working on a tell-all book to be released sometime after the election cycle is concluded.
They murdered a woman by shooting her in the face three times, and this ghoul is worried about “optics”
Trump is privately worried about the "optics" of ICE raids and his advisers are looking for ways to soften them, Axios reports. I'm calling bullshit: The terror and violence cannot be hived off from the broader policy agenda. They are 100% intrinsic to it.
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
New piece:
newrepublic.com/article/2053...
Trump’s Own Advisers Suddenly Unnerved as ICE Raids Take Horrific Turn
So the president doesn’t like the “optics” of what ICE is doing. But there’s no such thing as sanitized, popular mass deportations—and this is by design.
newrepublic.com
January 20, 2026 at 4:38 PM
They murdered a woman by shooting her in the face three times, and this ghoul is worried about “optics”
Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough
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Oh god, I gotta do my fucken taxes, too?
January 19, 2026 at 11:46 PM
Oh god, I gotta do my fucken taxes, too?
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Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
January 18, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Average Sunday show interview:
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
OFFICIAL: we are going to dip enemies of the state into acid vats
HOST: how will you pay for it?
OFFICIAL: tariffs
HOST: critics say tariffs don't generate acid vat money
OFFICIAL: tariffs have generated more money than has ever existed
HOST: thank u for ur time
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You could go to church or you could go to butthole bluesky. Choose wisely.
January 18, 2026 at 11:45 AM
You could go to church or you could go to butthole bluesky. Choose wisely.
Sometimes I wish there was a second option
You could go to church or you could go to butthole bluesky. Choose wisely.
January 18, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sometimes I wish there was a second option
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If you would kindly avert your eyes I would greatly appreciate it.
*struggles to get out of my sedan*
*struggles to get out of my sedan*
January 15, 2026 at 3:29 PM
If you would kindly avert your eyes I would greatly appreciate it.
*struggles to get out of my sedan*
*struggles to get out of my sedan*
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a fun gag would be everyone mailing the white house their old useless trophies. just some pranking in these trying times
January 17, 2026 at 10:32 PM
a fun gag would be everyone mailing the white house their old useless trophies. just some pranking in these trying times
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i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
June 30, 2023 at 4:34 AM
i would like for my tombstone to read: you're allowed to dig this one up, you won't get in trouble
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i just really like it when my cake is wet
December 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
i just really like it when my cake is wet
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Can't. Making a little birdhouse in your soul.
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Can't. Making a little birdhouse in your soul.
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I refuse to accept your merry greetings.
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I refuse to accept your merry greetings.
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re getting angry with your young child because they are boring or annoying, something I found extremely helpful is to draw a curly mustache on them with eyeliner pencil. Then what, you’re mad at a little circus acrobat? A miniature old-timey strongman?
January 7, 2026 at 3:23 AM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but if you’re getting angry with your young child because they are boring or annoying, something I found extremely helpful is to draw a curly mustache on them with eyeliner pencil. Then what, you’re mad at a little circus acrobat? A miniature old-timey strongman?
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Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Every part of the vagina also sounds like something you would see on a medieval map
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Gonna borrow this rescue pup's bio
July 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Gonna borrow this rescue pup's bio
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Preserve the Friday traditions
November 10, 2023 at 5:13 AM
Preserve the Friday traditions
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I have, on more than one occasion, been accused of making intentionally awful posts. I assure you, this is me trying my best.
January 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
I have, on more than one occasion, been accused of making intentionally awful posts. I assure you, this is me trying my best.