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Native Minnow
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A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
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however you celebrate this year remember: do not drop your phone in the toilet
November 27, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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He is risen
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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People surprised at RFK Jr's appeal don't realise how fashionable distressed leather is in some circles.
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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Me: (after eating 8 fun size Snickers) omg this IS fun
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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You have a moral obligation to make thanksgiving uncomfortable with your conservative family members. Make them defend this shit.
November 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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One thing I really like about myself is no one has to wonder how I feel about them so if someone doesn’t want to be my friend anymore, they basically have to throw a rock at me and yell “go away” like in HARRY AND THE HENDERSONS.
November 26, 2025 at 1:27 AM
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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.
November 25, 2025 at 4:15 PM
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
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I gave my mom what I thought was a soup-themed bath bomb some years back, but it was actually soup. She had to call my dad in to get her out of the greasy tub.
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I really wish we'd stop calling them climate "skeptics" or "vaccine skeptics", if you jump off a cliff we don't call you a "gravity skeptic"
November 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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give this man a little house and he IMMEDIATELY turns into a "get off my lawn" guy
November 25, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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guillermo del toro’s pippy longstocking
November 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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When you're trying to evolve but life hits hard
November 25, 2025 at 5:40 PM
My niece, an art major, sketched a pic of my dad. Her brother, who’s referred to
him as “Grumpa” since he was 3, said he looked too happy in it, so she re-drew him. The second one where he’s scowling definitely looked more realistic. This is his legacy.
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 AM
What’s in the box, Charlie Brown?
If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown.
November 25, 2025 at 4:53 AM
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If this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight, Charlie Brown.
We all float down here, Charlie Brown.
This is what happens when you shoot a Red Baron in the Alps, Charlie Brown!
November 25, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Remember when the leaking of a poem to a cabinet member’s affair partner about felching would be enough for them to resign in disgrace? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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well i guess i’m gonna have to start smoking now
November 24, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Trying to decide on a career for when the economy crashes and we return to the ancient times. I'm leaning toward soothsayer but I'm also open to banditry
November 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Paid my bills again like a fuckin idiot
November 24, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I think it’s nice that every time I light my stove the burner ignition thingy plays the intro to Run DMC’s It’s Tricky
November 24, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My dog loves slot canyons, apparently
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
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thinking about getting into smiting and other god-related activities
November 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM