Native Minnow
@nativeminnow.bsky.social
A doctor, but not the important kind. Bill Clinton lookalike, but not the important kind.
Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough
January 20, 2026 at 3:29 PM
Raise your hand if you only used the round Spirograph inserts because none of the others ran smoothly enough
There are a LOT to choose from but here are a few
December 30, 2025 at 4:57 AM
There are a LOT to choose from but here are a few
Me, driving across Kansas with high winds that caused black ice to form across miles and miles of freeway “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Me, driving across Kansas with high winds that caused black ice to form across miles and miles of freeway “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH”
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:15 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:13 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:09 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 AM
You will be haunted by three spirits . . .
Christmas Venn diagram
December 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Christmas Venn diagram
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The inexplicable sex appeal of RFK Jr
A movie that takes place where you are from
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
A movie that takes place where you are from
My dog loves slot canyons, apparently
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My dog loves slot canyons, apparently
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Comedy peaked in the ‘80s with this
My dog’s name is Otis, but sometimes he’s Dog-Dog-Dog, Oatsie Oats, Squeakers, Grumpy Face, Mr. Stinky, Velvet Meatball, Flappy Ears, Farty Boy, and Meathead.
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 AM
My dog’s name is Otis, but sometimes he’s Dog-Dog-Dog, Oatsie Oats, Squeakers, Grumpy Face, Mr. Stinky, Velvet Meatball, Flappy Ears, Farty Boy, and Meathead.
When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of
October 8, 2025 at 5:34 PM
When you mock me, this is who you’re making fun of
Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude
October 2, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Well you see, Otis is a large muscular pitbull mix with a bit of an attitude
Anyway, Ozzie was the absolute bestest boi ever and we will miss him forever. So many fond memories to look back on. He passed peacefully after letting us know it was time.
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Anyway, Ozzie was the absolute bestest boi ever and we will miss him forever. So many fond memories to look back on. He passed peacefully after letting us know it was time.
Someone loves his comforts but occasionally gets a little too warm
September 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Someone loves his comforts but occasionally gets a little too warm
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Post a random picture or everything will go bad in September
The year is 12,025 AD. An archaeological find has researchers puzzled about our gods. What were the roles of each?
August 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The year is 12,025 AD. An archaeological find has researchers puzzled about our gods. What were the roles of each?