Blinky McBlinksalot
@shannanegans.bsky.social
Dave's not here, man
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Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
youtu.be
Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...
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Here, let me explain my joke:
1/50
1/50
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Here, let me explain my joke:
1/50
1/50
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Smashing Pumpkins: the killer in me is the killer in you
Me: settle down Dexter
Me: settle down Dexter
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Smashing Pumpkins: the killer in me is the killer in you
Me: settle down Dexter
Me: settle down Dexter
My mother has always loved Neil Diamond. I remember listening to The Jazz Singer on 8 track at the beach on repeat.
Just bought her tickets to see A Beautiful Noise for one of her Christmas presents. Hope she likes it.
Just bought her tickets to see A Beautiful Noise for one of her Christmas presents. Hope she likes it.
November 22, 2025 at 1:22 PM
My mother has always loved Neil Diamond. I remember listening to The Jazz Singer on 8 track at the beach on repeat.
Just bought her tickets to see A Beautiful Noise for one of her Christmas presents. Hope she likes it.
Just bought her tickets to see A Beautiful Noise for one of her Christmas presents. Hope she likes it.
I like my men like I like my porn.
A little stupid
A little stupid
November 21, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I like my men like I like my porn.
A little stupid
A little stupid
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I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I was like ‘so what’s your favourite Alanis Morrisette song’ and she was like ‘You Oughta Know’ and I was all ‘I’m not a fucken mind reader, Sharon’.
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Babe whatcha doing? Oh this? I’m just blocking my husband on social media. Wanna bang?
November 21, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Babe whatcha doing? Oh this? I’m just blocking my husband on social media. Wanna bang?
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*extreme Elton John voice*
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
*extreme Elton John voice*
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
"I'm still standin'! Why, why, why?"
The 82 y.o. keeps calling me Shannon and I don't have it in me to correct him
November 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The 82 y.o. keeps calling me Shannon and I don't have it in me to correct him
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To the reply guys who don't understand how any of this works:
Her answer doesn't matter.
Go watch the McCarthy "have you no decency sir" video.
The press needs to do more of this, not less.
Her answer doesn't matter.
Go watch the McCarthy "have you no decency sir" video.
The press needs to do more of this, not less.
The question to Karoline Leavitt is:
"As a Christian, are you ok with the president saying 'Quiet Piggy' to a woman? Yes or no."
This isn't hard.
"As a Christian, are you ok with the president saying 'Quiet Piggy' to a woman? Yes or no."
This isn't hard.
November 21, 2025 at 4:21 PM
To the reply guys who don't understand how any of this works:
Her answer doesn't matter.
Go watch the McCarthy "have you no decency sir" video.
The press needs to do more of this, not less.
Her answer doesn't matter.
Go watch the McCarthy "have you no decency sir" video.
The press needs to do more of this, not less.
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if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
I'm almost 49. I haven't felt sexy in 30 years.
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
I'm almost 49. I haven't felt sexy in 30 years.
My christmas wish is the same as everyone's:
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My christmas wish is the same as everyone's:
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
World peace and the ability to poop on a regular schedule
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still existing over here (without my consent)
November 21, 2025 at 4:50 AM
still existing over here (without my consent)
Throwback to 2020 lockdown full glam makeup
November 21, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Throwback to 2020 lockdown full glam makeup
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Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Hell must be full of people who do what they criticize.
The 82 y.o. just made a "wrong hole" joke 😳
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The 82 y.o. just made a "wrong hole" joke 😳
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You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
You are being haunted by an incredibly lazy ghost who really can't even be bothered. But haunted nonetheless.
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ahh yes, another morning… fuck
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 PM
ahh yes, another morning… fuck
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Might fuck around and ask a hypothetical question on the internet just to feel something
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Might fuck around and ask a hypothetical question on the internet just to feel something
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i like me better when im saying fuck you
November 20, 2025 at 12:21 PM
i like me better when im saying fuck you
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i’m so tired my eyeballs feel like they’re going to fall out. if you see them pls pick them up for me
November 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
i’m so tired my eyeballs feel like they’re going to fall out. if you see them pls pick them up for me
I don't even know anymore
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I don't even know anymore
Babe, are you okay? You haven't told me that your wife doesn't understand you like I do today
Babe you OK? You haven't moaned about your sexless marriage yet today
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Babe, are you okay? You haven't told me that your wife doesn't understand you like I do today