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Blinky McBlinksalot

@shannanegans.bsky.social

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Dave's not here, man Brain vomit - https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3kqvwbz62 Best? -> https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:lqmk3yojyhz5tnoe5e6zzpma/feed/aaac3nxlalnka

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · Jun 26

Building a playlist. What's your favorite cover? I'll go first:
youtu.be/wsrvmNtWU4E?...

Metallica - Whiskey In The Jar (Official Music Video)

YouTube video by Warner Records Vault

youtu.be

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Steve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 8m

"Ok, I know this is creepy af but check this out.."

-first taxidermist

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BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · 2h

Being a bibliophile is fun because I get to say things like “I’m reading” when I’m actually dissociating in silence.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 3h

**psst...it's weed**

Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 3h

Nick Offerman could definitely hit

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 3h

I'm not saying I have a praise kink, but a well-timed "good girl" growled in my ear is greatly appreciated

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

Bluesky so dead, the popular cliques aren't even automatically reposting each other.

AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 6h

Bluesky so dead, Taylor Swift posted and got 3 likes

🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 6h

Bluesky so dead, you finally post your tits and no one jerks off.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 4h

Well deserved

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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · Jul 2

Ladies, I’m not usually one to give advice, but he’s not an asshole when he drinks. He’s an asshole. He just can’t hide it when he drinks.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 8h

Same. I think i have like a week's worth of posts on there

Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 9h

I ❤️ you and the fact that you get me 😍

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · Dec 3

I’m not convinced those Jean Paul Gaultier sailors have ever been to sea.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 9h

I know riddles real good

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 9h

I would, but the first 3 things are the stuff of my nightmares

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 10h

I've yet to find a valid reason to feed a troll's ego

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 13h

the best human on the planet can't compete with a halfway decent dog. would you pick up the best human's shit for them? the defense rests.

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Blinky McBlinksalot @shannanegans.bsky.social · 10h

That would've killed on Facebook, y'all

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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 10h

Other people Homeland Security has arrested in addition to the girlfriend of the founder of Antifa:

- the mistress of the King of Gumdrop Mountain
- the Bride of Frankenstein
- Pepper Potts