her again
@cmf111.bsky.social
I don’t give a damn about my reputation and I don’t follow back 99.9999% of political accounts.
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
🎶 next we’re movin’ on🎶
yeah, me: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cuac2eghxf6zkiwmbt4lal2t/feed/aaabwrcwhhe5e
Pinned
her again
@cmf111.bsky.social
· Jun 24
looks like my decades of weed, kidnapping and killing haven’t ruined my chances for high public office after all
Reposted by her again
At this point, the biggest reason for boycotting Amazon is having to watch that commercial with the old ladies sledding every 14 minutes.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
At this point, the biggest reason for boycotting Amazon is having to watch that commercial with the old ladies sledding every 14 minutes.
Reposted by her again
I can’t wait until Wicked 3: Tokyo Drift gets released next year.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can’t wait until Wicked 3: Tokyo Drift gets released next year.
Reposted by her again
This post is about me
everything on the internet isn’t actually about you
November 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This post is about me
Reposted by her again
Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
November 16, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Just a thought, but what if we stop asking “how much worse can it get?”
Reposted by her again
unfortunately I'm a hamburger that's way past helping
November 16, 2025 at 7:04 AM
unfortunately I'm a hamburger that's way past helping
Reposted by her again
things are so much cooler in theory
November 16, 2025 at 7:57 AM
things are so much cooler in theory
Reposted by her again
What's something you never leave the house without? For me it's earrings & perfume.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
What's something you never leave the house without? For me it's earrings & perfume.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
Oh, and the heavy burden of everyday anxiety.
Reposted by her again
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
January 20, 2024 at 4:35 PM
Sorry I said your boyfriend looks like Baron Harkonnen. It was childish & wrong. He's floating right behind me, isn't he?
Reposted by her again
Reposted by her again
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
October 29, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t have any answers, but I do have a few good questions.
Reposted by her again
Tell-tale us more
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Tell-tale us more
Reposted by her again
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
Reposted by her again
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
Reposted by her again
i tried to cut footloose but my son told me to stop ruining his homecoming
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 PM
i tried to cut footloose but my son told me to stop ruining his homecoming
Reposted by her again
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
November 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
*brings a mistress to a wife fight
Reposted by her again
I get all the exercise I need by routinely putting my feet in my mouth
November 15, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I get all the exercise I need by routinely putting my feet in my mouth
Reposted by her again
I eat my peas with honey
I've done so all my life
It makes them taste so funny
But it keeps them on the knife
I've done so all my life
It makes them taste so funny
But it keeps them on the knife
When people ask why I eat my peas with a knife, I tell them that it's a Julie thing. It makes sense because that's my name.
November 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I eat my peas with honey
I've done so all my life
It makes them taste so funny
But it keeps them on the knife
I've done so all my life
It makes them taste so funny
But it keeps them on the knife
if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
if your post is too long I probably didn’t read it.
Reposted by her again
Is the song you hear charming? It's probably Cole Porter.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Is the song you hear charming? It's probably Cole Porter.
Reposted by her again
Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Zero sugar, zero caffeine, zero joy, zero precipitation, zero humidity. Hold up, Kevin, that's not a beverage. You've picked up Death Valley in a can.
Reposted by her again
Interviewer: So what do you think is one of your strengths?
Me: I'm a great cuddler, both as big and little spoon
Interviewer:
Me: Do you want me to demonstrate?
Interviewer: . . . Yes
Me: I'm a great cuddler, both as big and little spoon
Interviewer:
Me: Do you want me to demonstrate?
Interviewer: . . . Yes
November 14, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Interviewer: So what do you think is one of your strengths?
Me: I'm a great cuddler, both as big and little spoon
Interviewer:
Me: Do you want me to demonstrate?
Interviewer: . . . Yes
Me: I'm a great cuddler, both as big and little spoon
Interviewer:
Me: Do you want me to demonstrate?
Interviewer: . . . Yes
Reposted by her again
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
November 15, 2025 at 12:14 PM
“Women these days don’t want to have children.”
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Well, we don’t actually know if women in the past wanted to. Nobody asked them, least of all their husbands.
Reposted by her again
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
November 15, 2025 at 1:15 PM
It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.
Reposted by her again
I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I need serenity and to surround myself with murder documentaries.
Reposted by her again
you’re annoyed when your parrot imitates your laugh so think about how your coworkers feel
November 4, 2025 at 9:45 PM
you’re annoyed when your parrot imitates your laugh so think about how your coworkers feel