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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner

@kgardner.bsky.social

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USAF vet. RN. Lived, worked, studied in 3 countries. Programmer. At pointy end of Maslow's Hierarchy. Hero in tiny emergencies. Living in NZ

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 3m

Does anyone have balls anymore?

[beware: loaded question]

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 6m

Justifiable anger

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 8m

Variations on a theme

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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 21h

You'd be ballroom-obsessed, too, if your Depends were that tight.

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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 8h

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Jan Kirsch, M.D., M.P.H. @drjanicekirsch.bsky.social · 13h

🤣

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 8h

Understood

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 10h

spongebob squarepants from spongebob squarepants is holding a box on his shoulder .

Alt: spongebob squarepants giving side eye

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 11h

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 11h

a man says there 's a double meaning in that in front of a fountain

Alt: there's a double meaning in that

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 14h

Hey, join the crowd. 🙋‍♀️

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 15h

They know he will obfuscate. Then their name will be put on the retribution list.

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Alan! @o2bnobx.bsky.social · 18h

Just in case you wanted to save the names of all the companies and people who paid to tear down the east wing of our WhiteHouse, bulldozing America’s history so they could dance on its grave, here’s a handy one:

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 16h

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 16h

This is similar to my family's first car, bought when my brother became old enough to drive. It handled like a cumbersome tank. Had to rev up quite a head of steam to get it over the steep hill to our house. It was heavy. I think no one inside would be injured if there were ever an accident.

hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 16h

Gorgeous, but Sedan𝘦𝘵𝘵𝘦?
'ette' would indicate diminutive.
How about SedanZilla or SedanGrande?
It looks like some Salvador Dali would step out of, pet anteater in tow.

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Paul Le Comte 🇳🇿🇨🇦📷 @paullecomtephoto.nz · 21h

Honestly the difference between $1m & $1bn is mind boggling, trying to comprehend the wealth of the mega rich is incomprehensible.

Tesla want to give Elon a pile of rice twice the size of what's on that table as his pay!

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Andrea Junker @strandjunker.com · 22h

Just a thought: How about we stop shaming the poor for buying things that may not be essential, and start shaming the rich for making a profit off things that are essential?

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 21h

Heh heh 😎

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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 22h

BREAKING:

Jack Smith is requesting that Congress and the Justice Dept. let him testify in public.

In new letters to the House and Senate Judiciary Committees, Smith says he wants to testify "in open hearings" because of "the many mischaracterizations" around his investigations.

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hard-bo̾il̾e̾d̾Gardner @kgardner.bsky.social · 21h

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𝘚𝘸𝘪𝘮𝘴𝘶𝘪𝘵 𝘱𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘴
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