Dreamer
@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
wondering through the woods
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do beavers really give a dam?
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Can someone please turn on the Bat signal already?
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can someone please turn on the Bat signal already?
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
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crabs should naturally have googly eyes
November 25, 2025 at 2:50 PM
crabs should naturally have googly eyes
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answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
answering spam calls with the tusken raider battle cry
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shifting out of first gear is downright easy
November 24, 2025 at 1:28 PM
shifting out of first gear is downright easy
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shit my therapist says: bring yourself to the present, it's the only moment that exists
November 24, 2025 at 2:03 PM
shit my therapist says: bring yourself to the present, it's the only moment that exists
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Monday Mood
Giving no thanks this week
Giving no thanks this week
November 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Monday Mood
Giving no thanks this week
Giving no thanks this week
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Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Research indicates there is more brain activity in a dead hooker than there is in stupid people.
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
November 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
me: dating is hard
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
me on a date: what if rice krispies are allergic to milk that’s why they sound like that
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Went to an art museum to feel cultured. Left feeling judged by a painting of fruit.
November 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Went to an art museum to feel cultured. Left feeling judged by a painting of fruit.
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*my phone alarm goes off*
Them: Time for medicine?
Me: nope. Reese’s cup
Them: Time for medicine?
Me: nope. Reese’s cup
November 21, 2025 at 9:27 AM
*my phone alarm goes off*
Them: Time for medicine?
Me: nope. Reese’s cup
Them: Time for medicine?
Me: nope. Reese’s cup
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We're out of milk so I'm putting cool whip on my cereal
November 24, 2025 at 11:38 AM
We're out of milk so I'm putting cool whip on my cereal
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"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"I'm an ideas man" he said while rolling the fattest joint the world has ever seen
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Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
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When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
When you find yourself in bear country always carry a steak to throw at any hungry grizzlies that cross your path so they know how delicious you will be.
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having a wood chipper would be fun
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
having a wood chipper would be fun
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
November 24, 2025 at 5:31 AM
When calligraphers get mad they send strongly lettered words
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“Great, now I have to pee.”
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“Great, now I have to pee.”
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I prefer my insanity virtual, thanks.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I prefer my insanity virtual, thanks.
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sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
sometimes I put a little weed butter on my brekkie sammich and wake up just in time for dinner.
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Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, Charlie Brown.
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I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I may not be fluent, but I can be silent in many languages.
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My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
My daughter (10) got her tonsils out today. When she woke up after surgery, she held up her stuffy, locked eyes with it and whispered, "What did you witness!?"