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@elgatoesmio.bsky.social
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wondering through the woods bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaag4k6yxumoy
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elgatoesmio.bsky.social
when I’m on my deathbed I hope all the cats of my life come visit me like angels
elgatoesmio.bsky.social
Like my high school paintings now only displayed in the basement
elgatoesmio.bsky.social
Yep. “did you finally connect the dots Brak?”
elgatoesmio.bsky.social
why does ancient cave art get so much attention it’s so basic
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doomkick.com
You ever see a guy in a really loud muscle car peel out of a light , and think “Wow! What a cool guy!” ? Yeah, me neither.
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
*quietly beatboxing while the judge delivers my sentence
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ashhull.bsky.social
Calm down, look at the full moon.
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chalza.bsky.social
The Dior boutique near us went out of business. But like they say, when one Dior closes, another opens.
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jez1.bsky.social
What’s it like not to be filled with simmering rage? I’ve forgotten
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wilboo72.bsky.social
I quit cold turkey

Now I only eat it warm
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wakeupangry.bsky.social
Umm hey guys… I don’t think this felon is following all the laws.
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jimstewart.bsky.social
Thought about shitposting over on LinkedIn, and then realized it's just a bunch of shitty posts.

Those are not my people. You are my people.

Ride or die, this is my last social media experience.
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misshavishambles.bsky.social
Unfollowed for poor grammar. That’ll learn ‘em.
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
"Better the devil you know than the devil you don't," is the secret to a long marriage.
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msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social
if you bend a dad over and point them at another dad one of them is gonna make pew-pew noises that’s just a fact
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azedand2knots.bsky.social
The wood chipper gets gross so you should clean it after every use.
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deeks549.bsky.social
I think we should see other avi's
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cornjerker78.bsky.social
Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?
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giandoh.bsky.social
In California, they call California Pizza Kitchen “Pizza Kitchen.” The “California” is implied.
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blairloudly.bsky.social
how many apps do i have to flip through to see god
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guytheguy.bsky.social
only watching the supermoon for the commercials
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runoldman.bsky.social
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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uncleduke1969.bsky.social
all of my retirement hopes now rest entirely with my partial collection of commemorative state quarters, a complete set of encyclopedias from 1974, some slap bracelets, a dozen slightly scratched k-tel records, and my final unused gwyneth paltrow vagina candle
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juiceticles.bsky.social
I'm not flexible enough for a double entendre
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hormonella.bsky.social
No need to cut in front of me in traffic and hit your brakes to let me know you’re an asshole.

I already saw your Trump bumper sticker.