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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural
@guytheguy.bsky.social
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 37m
a surprise party in your honor
as you approach the door the anticipation thickens
we all get real quiet but
never.
fuckin.
answer.
fuck you
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theciscokidder.bsky.social
Theciscokidder @theciscokidder.bsky.social · 4h
*brings updated terms and conditions to a knife fight*
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steamymac.bsky.social
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 13h
A bro sitting in his orange jeep wearing an orange hat and orange sunglasses and an orange shirt and the license plate says CRUSH.
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seamussaid.bsky.social
Seamus O'Flaugherty @seamussaid.bsky.social · 2d
Whenever I tell my kids they are putting the cart before the horse they look at me with dead eyes so I know it's time for me to explain how horse transportation worked
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sofarrsogud.bsky.social
FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 5d
GIRLFRIEND: So tell me something I don't already know about you.

ME: During October I call my Dyson 'Count Vacula'

HER: I need to see other people.
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granttanaka.bsky.social
Grant Tanaka @granttanaka.bsky.social · 1d
they say that exercise helps depression, but how did accidentally sharting on a treadmill help exactly
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d
the outdoor school lunch scene from can’t buy me love but it’s guac reminding everyone that salsa used to be our best friend
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kattsdogma.bsky.social
kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 1d
waiter: would you like some capers with your pasta

batman: what
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unenthusiast.com
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d
"The Wrap of Khan" would be a good name for a Star Trek-themed shawarma cart
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · Oct 3
We’ve already reached our household gourd limit and my gf is about to make a quick gourd run rn
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blairloudly.bsky.social
Scare Blair @blairloudly.bsky.social · 1d
how many apps do i have to flip through to see god
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los-los.bsky.social
Los 🥑 @los-los.bsky.social · 1d
Roman doctors be like:
HE NEEDS A 4, STAT
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guytheguy.bsky.social
Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 1d
literally can’t make myself any more abduct/probe’able wtf is the hold up
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jakevig.bsky.social
Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 1d
[Alanis Morissette putting her hand in her pocket]

"Holy shit. I need to get to the studio."
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cosmoslionheart.bsky.social
Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d
another one of those "inhaler users are massively contributing to climate change" articles is going around again today
and you just know fossil fuel execs are straight up jorking it while making an underling read it to them
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giandoh.bsky.social
Gian D’Oh @giandoh.bsky.social · 1d
In California, they call California Pizza Kitchen “Pizza Kitchen.” The “California” is implied.
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empressedyn.bsky.social
Edyn Glass @empressedyn.bsky.social · 1d
Brushing my hair with your toothbrush
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gregthemiller.bsky.social
Greg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 1d
honestly i don’t think having a rabbit in a hat with a bat is particularly baller
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cornjerker78.bsky.social
Lori @cornjerker78.bsky.social · 1d
Life: I’m out of lemons is Pepsi ok?
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steamymac.bsky.social
Mr. Bea Arthur, Dead Inside™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 1d
He died doing what he loved: rollerblading into oncoming traffic.
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brickmahoney.bsky.social
Brick's 𝕳𝖆𝖚𝖓𝖙𝖊𝖉 House 🍁🎃 @brickmahoney.bsky.social · 2d
Me: (exists)

Wasp: I have opinions about that
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runoldman.bsky.social
Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 1d
Remember, you have to be rich to be eccentric. If you're poor, you're just weird.
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deeks549.bsky.social
Phantom Deeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 1d
I think we should see other avi's
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 2d
approximately one to three percent of steerage passengers say living aboard the Snowpiercer is really neat
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unenthusiast.com
Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · 1d
I was told the meats would be more flavorful once I married Nate
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