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Possibly a human being, although every day brings more doubt as to whether or not I'm actually several escaped denizens of the dungeon dimension stacked in a trenchcoat

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Jan 17

Me: Haha it's my hole it was made for me. You ever see that meme?

Guy watching me dig my own grave at gunpoint: Just keep digging

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1h

when michael keaton said "you wanna get nuts? let's get nuts!" in the cinematic classic 'Batman (1989)' and i clapped and squealed in delight that was the real me

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2h

lol
wishing all those "police should arrest ice" people a very "come on man"

Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 3h

The Fraternal Order of Police is on the side of MAGA and against the people they are supposed to be "policing." I think this says a lot to the people who insist local police are going to be "resistance."
www.foxnews.com/us/national-...

National police union calls Chicago's refusal to help ICE agents 'shocking' violation of duty

Police union leaders called Chicago's alleged directive to not assist ICE agents surrounded by protesters a violation of law enforcement's duty to protect fellow officers.

www.foxnews.com

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2h

i guess
but have you even considered asthmatic cows that jetset in their private planes?

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 2h

capitalism was going to kill me, so it was actually self-defense, your honor

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Tyler King @tyleraking.com · 3h

They’re just gonna do a little lite slavery.

In addition, the new rule allows farm employers to charge H-2A workers for their housing, which was not allowed before. "It's a way for employers to continue to house workers and also charge them, and bring down effective wages," said Marcos Lopez of the Labor and Community Center at the University of California, Davis.

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 3h

libraries have always been punk as fuck ya tosser

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 14h

*shakes the large teeth satchel on my belt*
buddy
thought you'd never ask

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16h

sick kickflip you wanna exchange vials of blood?!

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16h

it'll probably be ai and that deserves the hammers anyhow i suppose

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16h

let's get that hypetrain goin' for this majesty chat

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 16h

i swear to fucking god bruh next sector that gets a bailout instead of being nationalized gets beaten into tiny pieces with hammers
WE should have fucking ownership over the airlines and banks at this point

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 21h

how many asthmatics does it take to equal one taylor swift 🤔

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 21h

no one does

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 22h

wait did they do the fake casing thing again?!?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 22h

having my friends in the media prepare 2 different articles for the eventual outcome of this
'Cosmos Lionheart INNOCENT'
and 'Cosmos Lionheart SUPER INNOCENT'

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 22h

you sound like an actual crazy person right now
you silly poors and your silly ideas
my politician friends just made it illegal to ask how much profit this engagement will make me by the way

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 22h

another one of those "inhaler users are massively contributing to climate change" articles is going around again today
and you just know fossil fuel execs are straight up jorking it while making an underling read it to them

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 22h

The Stupid Poors are Bathing too Much and Why This Justifies Me Sending Their Children to Die in The Water Wars

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

so much attention is being paid to the formula
but no one is asking if the prosthetics for children with missing limbs had cool attachments and mods
why would those kids need mantis blades to spring from their forearms?
aid doesn't seem so innocent now does it?

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

first person to "uhhmmm akshually history ended in 1992 with the publication of Fukuyama's seminal work" getting slapped

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

babe, you can't keep getting mad about the things i did while going blackout mode at your cousin's wedding in the summer of 2021
history didn't even start until 2 years ago today

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

you think they'll include this in those hbo and paramount shows or nah?
i'm guessing probably not huh

IDF ordered Hannibal directive on October 7 to prevent Hamas taking soldiers captive

'There Was Crazy Hysteria, and Decisions Started Being Made Without Verified Information': Documents and Testimonies Obtained by Haaretz Reveal the Hannibal Operational Order, Which Directs the Use of...

www.haaretz.com

Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

thinking about the hannibal directive today for no particular reason at all

Hannibal Directive - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 1d

i'll allow it

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Cosmic Horror Picture Show @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · Sep 10

while you're in this cell with me
you stand up when you shit

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