Scott_Towel
@scotttowel.bsky.social
Some content may have been re-purposed from the dead bird place 🐦 I don't follow back accounts that don't repost others or only post about one subject. Sorry
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
"I fake it so real I am beyond fake"
I'm skipping my friend's gambling intervention because I don't think the odds are in his favor.
November 25, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I'm skipping my friend's gambling intervention because I don't think the odds are in his favor.
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So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 AM
So how long have you been in therapy <flirting>
My fingers are sticky, the pudding is ruined and I still have no proof! - Me, on my first case as a detective
November 25, 2025 at 6:31 AM
My fingers are sticky, the pudding is ruined and I still have no proof! - Me, on my first case as a detective
Grow the fuck up, Charlie Brown
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Grow the fuck up, Charlie Brown
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I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I have nightmares that I'm going to live way longer than I can afford to.
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the downside of 140 characters was more acronyms and who doesn’t hate acronyms htgihts
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 AM
the downside of 140 characters was more acronyms and who doesn’t hate acronyms htgihts
"I love you twisted and I love you straight
I'd write it down but I can't concentrate"
I'd write it down but I can't concentrate"
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
"I love you twisted and I love you straight
I'd write it down but I can't concentrate"
I'd write it down but I can't concentrate"
Can someone please turn on the Bat signal already?
November 23, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Can someone please turn on the Bat signal already?
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Live long and prosper. Yes, I'm talking to you.
August 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Live long and prosper. Yes, I'm talking to you.
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he never looks at JD that way
November 21, 2025 at 9:38 PM
he never looks at JD that way
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The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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I'm starting to think that this Trump fellow is not on the up and up.
November 14, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm starting to think that this Trump fellow is not on the up and up.
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My brand-new smartwatch asked me if I wanted to "pause my workout."
I was just walking to the fridge.
I was just walking to the fridge.
November 22, 2025 at 12:45 PM
My brand-new smartwatch asked me if I wanted to "pause my workout."
I was just walking to the fridge.
I was just walking to the fridge.
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Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
November 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Some of you think you still have time; I thought the same when I was your age.
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The lower the temperature, the longer it takes the dog to poop.
It’s science.
It’s science.
November 22, 2025 at 1:26 PM
The lower the temperature, the longer it takes the dog to poop.
It’s science.
It’s science.
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Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Ah, I'm awake again. Time to open the psychological harm app
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Racial profiling is all they do. Lawless.
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Racial profiling is all they do. Lawless.
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I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
Trump posts:
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
“It was a Great Honor meeting Zohran Mamdani, the new Mayor of New York City!”
He included multiple photos of Mamdani in front of the portrait of FDR that Mamdani spoke with Trump about during his visit.
November 22, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I literally think Mamdani went “you know, there was actually a President so popular that people kept electing him more than two terms” and Trump was like no way tell me how he did it
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Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
November 21, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.
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If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
November 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will
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Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Dipshit is smashing out a car window with his gun, barrel first. Just rogue, cowboy stiff.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
There were two US citizens in the car. They were apprehended and detained for “obstructing” ICE by honking their horn to let people know ICE was in the neighborhood.
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I finally realized that I am the auld acquaintance that's been forgotten and never brought to mind.
November 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I finally realized that I am the auld acquaintance that's been forgotten and never brought to mind.
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I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.
November 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'd like to adapt 'The Shining' for the ice.