SeaTea
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I'm starting to think that this Trump fellow is not on the up and up.
I want to go back to my High School and track down the teacher who told me I'd never amount to anything and tell her that I wrote a joke on Bluesky about dog poop that has over 600 likes.
Can someone loan me bus fare?
Can someone loan me bus fare?
November 24, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I want to go back to my High School and track down the teacher who told me I'd never amount to anything and tell her that I wrote a joke on Bluesky about dog poop that has over 600 likes.
Can someone loan me bus fare?
Can someone loan me bus fare?
Today's Sloth level:
I just hit the Amazon orders tab to see what items arrived on my porch rather than opening up the door and picking them up.
9 out of 10
I just hit the Amazon orders tab to see what items arrived on my porch rather than opening up the door and picking them up.
9 out of 10
November 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Today's Sloth level:
I just hit the Amazon orders tab to see what items arrived on my porch rather than opening up the door and picking them up.
9 out of 10
I just hit the Amazon orders tab to see what items arrived on my porch rather than opening up the door and picking them up.
9 out of 10
I just let the call of duty go into voicemail.
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I just let the call of duty go into voicemail.
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I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I don't understand this joke, Charlie Brown
Someone called me sexist. That's ridiculous. I love chicks with all their cute little ideas and the cats and stuff.
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Someone called me sexist. That's ridiculous. I love chicks with all their cute little ideas and the cats and stuff.
People say they love Trump because he doesn't censor his thoughts. Neither does my Grandfather and now we have to feed him at a separate table in the kitchen when we have Thanksgiving guests.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
People say they love Trump because he doesn't censor his thoughts. Neither does my Grandfather and now we have to feed him at a separate table in the kitchen when we have Thanksgiving guests.
If you want to see people go Boo Hoo challenge their Woo Woo.
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If you want to see people go Boo Hoo challenge their Woo Woo.
Me: I had a dream that I was adrift at sea in a raft but I saw an island in the distance and made it to shore...
Therapist: This is a good sign you are starting to see hope.
Me: ... but it was one of those islands that doesn't accept outsiders..I ended up with 100 arrows sticking out of me.
Therapist: This is a good sign you are starting to see hope.
Me: ... but it was one of those islands that doesn't accept outsiders..I ended up with 100 arrows sticking out of me.
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Me: I had a dream that I was adrift at sea in a raft but I saw an island in the distance and made it to shore...
Therapist: This is a good sign you are starting to see hope.
Me: ... but it was one of those islands that doesn't accept outsiders..I ended up with 100 arrows sticking out of me.
Therapist: This is a good sign you are starting to see hope.
Me: ... but it was one of those islands that doesn't accept outsiders..I ended up with 100 arrows sticking out of me.
"You see to everybody else Hobbes was just a stuffed tiger toy but to Calvin he was real and his very best friend."
November 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM
"You see to everybody else Hobbes was just a stuffed tiger toy but to Calvin he was real and his very best friend."
I do not want to alarm anyone but I am perilously close to getting out of bed before noon today.
November 24, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I do not want to alarm anyone but I am perilously close to getting out of bed before noon today.
I wish all this political stuff would die down so we could go back to watching Bisons at Yellowstone toss stupid tourists up into the air.
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wish all this political stuff would die down so we could go back to watching Bisons at Yellowstone toss stupid tourists up into the air.
Therapist: Have you drafted your Positive Affirmation Statement?
Me:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman (ooh)
Therapist: Maybe something a tad more personal.
Me:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman (ooh)
Therapist: Maybe something a tad more personal.
November 24, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Therapist: Have you drafted your Positive Affirmation Statement?
Me:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman (ooh)
Therapist: Maybe something a tad more personal.
Me:
I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back and pretend
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong
I am invincible
I am woman (ooh)
Therapist: Maybe something a tad more personal.
Amazon wants $20 for a Lemon Zester but when I took a good look at it, it was almost identical to the callus remover I already own. So it looks like something's going into double duty.
It's a tough economy out there, people. 🤮
It's a tough economy out there, people. 🤮
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Amazon wants $20 for a Lemon Zester but when I took a good look at it, it was almost identical to the callus remover I already own. So it looks like something's going into double duty.
It's a tough economy out there, people. 🤮
It's a tough economy out there, people. 🤮
When it's late on Sunday night and you look around and you realize you haven't done a single thing on your list but you did have that Bluesky joke about bull testicles that got 27 likes and all is right with the world. 😊
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
When it's late on Sunday night and you look around and you realize you haven't done a single thing on your list but you did have that Bluesky joke about bull testicles that got 27 likes and all is right with the world. 😊
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“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?”
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
September 16, 2025 at 1:38 PM
“Do you want me to give you lots of attention or leave you alone?”
Me: Yes.
Me: Yes.
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RIP JS Bach, you would have loved Guitar Hero
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
RIP JS Bach, you would have loved Guitar Hero
I'm actually remarkably sane for a guy that's had "Gypsy, Tramps and Thieves" stuck in his head since 1972.
For my pal @jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
I know he loves me beating this dead horse. 😀
For my pal @jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
I know he loves me beating this dead horse. 😀
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I'm actually remarkably sane for a guy that's had "Gypsy, Tramps and Thieves" stuck in his head since 1972.
For my pal @jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
I know he loves me beating this dead horse. 😀
For my pal @jblumenfeld100.bsky.social
I know he loves me beating this dead horse. 😀
Are there any Southwestern Chefs here? I love to cook up a batch of spicy chili on a Sunday afternoon. I swear by Hatch Chile and add 3 heaping tablespoons of the ashes of my enemies but it's a little bitter. I'm thinking of cutting back to 2 and maybe adding more cocoa powder. Grateful for advice.
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Are there any Southwestern Chefs here? I love to cook up a batch of spicy chili on a Sunday afternoon. I swear by Hatch Chile and add 3 heaping tablespoons of the ashes of my enemies but it's a little bitter. I'm thinking of cutting back to 2 and maybe adding more cocoa powder. Grateful for advice.
The perennial question of "Wilma or Betty?" but it's Wilma Rudolph or Betty Friedan?
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
The perennial question of "Wilma or Betty?" but it's Wilma Rudolph or Betty Friedan?
I don't ask much from the universe but it would be nice if Peter Coyote would narrate my life story.
November 24, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I don't ask much from the universe but it would be nice if Peter Coyote would narrate my life story.
This article says the biggest coincidence in American history was Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying on the same day.
Granted, but I'm going with the fact that Jimmy Cagney was:
-A Yankee Doodle Dandy
-The real live nephew of Uncle Sam
-Born on the 4th of July
-Had a Yankee Doodle sweetheart.🇺🇸
Granted, but I'm going with the fact that Jimmy Cagney was:
-A Yankee Doodle Dandy
-The real live nephew of Uncle Sam
-Born on the 4th of July
-Had a Yankee Doodle sweetheart.🇺🇸
November 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
This article says the biggest coincidence in American history was Thomas Jefferson and John Adams dying on the same day.
Granted, but I'm going with the fact that Jimmy Cagney was:
-A Yankee Doodle Dandy
-The real live nephew of Uncle Sam
-Born on the 4th of July
-Had a Yankee Doodle sweetheart.🇺🇸
Granted, but I'm going with the fact that Jimmy Cagney was:
-A Yankee Doodle Dandy
-The real live nephew of Uncle Sam
-Born on the 4th of July
-Had a Yankee Doodle sweetheart.🇺🇸
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If I spontaneously combust tonight, please know it was to avoid going to my job tomorrow and I died doing what I loved: not working.
November 18, 2025 at 1:48 AM
If I spontaneously combust tonight, please know it was to avoid going to my job tomorrow and I died doing what I loved: not working.
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60 Minutes is showing war crime rocketry by Russia targeting a Ukrainian civilian bus while the idiot-in-chief wants to sell them out.
November 24, 2025 at 12:12 AM
60 Minutes is showing war crime rocketry by Russia targeting a Ukrainian civilian bus while the idiot-in-chief wants to sell them out.
I am not Portuguese. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
November 24, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am not Portuguese. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
"Hello. I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Did you not get any of my voicemails?"
November 24, 2025 at 3:24 AM
"Hello. I have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. Did you not get any of my voicemails?"