SeaTea
@tierno158.bsky.social
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I've been nominated for membership in the National Geographic Society. Only us explorers can get it.
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tierno158.bsky.social
People give Hamlet a lot of crap for procrastinating but I’ve always believed when a ghost tells you to kill your uncle it’s best to think it over for a few days. 🧐
tierno158.bsky.social
Occasionally I'll run into somebody I haven't seen in many years. We will catch up and listen to them sharing in great detail to what they've been up to. As we part I'll get a little emotional and sad when I realize it may not be the last time I ever see them.
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phlipm34.bsky.social
Idiocracy is on Netflix now. Or any news channel.
tierno158.bsky.social
In retrospect, relying on my Beanie Bag™️ collection and a big check from Publishers' Clearing House was not the diversified retirement plan it might have been.
tierno158.bsky.social
I'm not saying that these gummies are strong. I'm just saying I'm having a fascinating conversation on who was more iconic: Bill Hicks or Jimi Hendrix...with my dog.
tierno158.bsky.social
"Welcome to Applebee's. What can we microwave for you this evening?"
tierno158.bsky.social
Dying at 77 isn't exactly young but it's quite impressive for a lawyer for mobsters.

Bruce Cutler, Pugnacious Lawyer for the Mob Boss John Gotti, Dies at 77 - The New York Times share.google/JcCallfi6wMQ...
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tierno158.bsky.social
My Uncle made me the person I am today: A grown man terrified of creepy uncles.
tierno158.bsky.social
Still less ridiculous than a Cybertruck.
Homer Simpson in a car he designed.
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unlawfulentries.bsky.social
I teach in my undergrad class on the history of the US jury system that the institution's roots are in colonial juries serving as a counterweight to abuses of imperial power. The American jury has problems for sure but still can serve that roll. Don't blow off jury service.
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bisexualkaiju.myatproto.social
So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people?

Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!

A thread!
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junoryleejournalism.com
If I have to accept the existence of Kingdom Hearts and Cracker Barrel then the rest of you can accept and deal with transgenderism
tierno158.bsky.social
The fun doesn't really start until David Simon calls someone a "fuckmook."
tierno158.bsky.social
Nothing bugs me quite so much as when I'm sitting around complaining to myself that nobody ever calls me or invites me to do things and then my phone rings with somebody inviting me to do things. 🤬
tierno158.bsky.social
Nothing bugs me quite so much as when I'm sitting around complaining to myself that nobody ever calls me or invites me to do things and then my phone rings with somebody inviting me to do things. 🤬
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annaleehq.bsky.social
This thread 🧵 amused me more than it should

I’ve been annoyed by AS for years
This exchange with David Simon is hilarious
Poor Ari
He really should find work that better suits him
junoryleejournalism.com
David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
tierno158.bsky.social
David Simon takes no prisoners.
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letaseletzky.com
As it turns out, not only were we NOT overreacting, we were underreacting 🫠
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letaseletzky.com
A firm run by a former Republican elections official has bought Dominion Voting Systems and “vowed to follow the executive order Trump signed last spring seeking sweeping changes to election policies that multiple judges have put on hold for violating the Constitution”—what could go wrong?

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tierno158.bsky.social
RFK, Jr. will likely kill more people than any other member of the Trump team. This makes Stephen Miller very jealous.
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bestonetx.bsky.social
Democrats: We follow the science.

Republicans: The science follows us.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."
tierno158.bsky.social
"Braying Plaguedonkey" is a stroke of brilliance.
chriswarcraft.bsky.social
I am so tired of this braying plaguedonkey being in charge of public health. Everyone who voted to confirm him has blood on their hands.
atrupar.com
RFK Jr: "Somebody showed me a TikTok video of a pregnant woman at 8 months pregnant -- she's an associate professor at the Columbia Medical School -- and she is saying 'F Trump' and gobbling Tylenol with her baby in her placenta. The level of Trump Derangement Syndrome is now a pathology."