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pixelthegnome.bsky.social
Pixels Puddlefen
@pixelthegnome.bsky.social
a little gnome on an endless quest to find mushrooms 🍄 and bite tall leg ankles 🌈

living in the dark swamp
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My squirt is 92% microplastics and 8% pee.
February 19, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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boy i dun’ done it this time, sorry!! i won’t piss off people again! i swear.
February 19, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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Perfect creature
February 19, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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this is Mr. Froggo and he's not hungry right now. please come back later with something more delicious.
February 19, 2026 at 1:04 AM
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o no! the evil forest witch turned @pixelthegnome.bsky.social into a coffee mug‼️

: tucks rosemary & henbane into the mug : this should help. hang in there
February 19, 2026 at 12:23 AM
first dab of the day goes hard
February 18, 2026 at 11:57 PM
im having popeyes for dinner and food influences my posts
popeyes should give you a side of spinach with every order just to be funny
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
popeyes should give you a side of spinach with every order just to be funny
February 18, 2026 at 11:53 PM
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Who owns the moon? Fun fact: it belongs to the werewolves, who claimed it in the 1950s.
February 16, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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I hope all your wet dreams are squirt and not pee 🫶🏻
February 17, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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your points are set to expire soon playboy
February 18, 2026 at 10:54 PM
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CEOs Never Cum
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
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there are three wolves inside of me
February 18, 2026 at 6:35 PM
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February 18, 2026 at 10:23 PM
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whatever. i'll be pondering the orb
January 31, 2026 at 10:56 PM
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The haters said I couldn't do it again
February 18, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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barkmotherhood quest

from skyrim
February 18, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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(you get fucked by a werewolf)
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
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Wednesdays is for mental illness
February 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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Why does anyone split hairs? A hair is hardly a meal for one, much less two.
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
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Happy Wednesday!
February 18, 2026 at 11:34 AM
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They're Made Out Of Beef
February 18, 2026 at 2:59 PM
fell into a huge pothole on the freeway and ended up in Australia
February 18, 2026 at 11:41 PM
guy using a giant hammer to smash a melon is whimsical imo and qualifies for
#WhimsyWednesday
February 18, 2026 at 11:40 PM
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Some little dudes for #whimsyWednesday
February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM