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daverson.bsky.social
all 3 of them look like monty python characters
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remember when they gave obama the nobel peace prize for the achievement of Not Being George W Bush?

they oughta give obama another one this year, for Not Being Trump

we all know the only reason dumptruck wants the peace prize is because it burns his ass that obama's got one and he dont
daverson.bsky.social
those headrests freaked me the fuck out
a Kia soul within which are two headrest covers printed to look like tuxedo cat faces, giving the impression that two human-sized cats are seated in the front
daverson.bsky.social
i don't think the nobel prize committee is stupid enough to give the orange shithead a peace prize
daverson.bsky.social
change their name to the shitheels
daverson.bsky.social
day 2 deep cleaning my kitchen, which is why i haven't been online all day.

i still have probably another 8 hours of work cleaning and organizing.

we have an unimproved 1920s kitchen, which means a closet & a pantry & no cabinets and being off my feet for almost 2 years, i wasn't able to keep up.
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So we have a Taiwanese friend, and "scissoring" came up in a recent conversation with her. A term she'd never heard. When explained she replied that in Mandarin the term for scissoring is "milling the beans" and g-d if that isnt a much funnier/better euphemism.
daverson.bsky.social
i peeled all the stickers off mine and now it's always solved no matter how much i twist it around
grinning disney warthog guy
daverson.bsky.social
i have 2 refrigerators and if i kept my vinegar refrigerated i'd just have to give up and get a walk-in
daverson.bsky.social
i'm going to give that a try. bet it would be really great for a roast pork gravy, deglaze with a bit of apple cider vinegar and give it just a hit of apple tartness. thanks for the inspiration.
daverson.bsky.social
how good a goalie could he have been, he still has all his teeth
daverson.bsky.social
not as sweet as you'd expect, smells like a fig newton but is more like a plummy red wine. very good in vinaigrettes on summer green salads.
daverson.bsky.social
mrs d & i give out full-size candy every halloween. the price of the wholesale boxes we pick up at the cash & carry have gone up about 25 - 30%.

wholesale on a display box of 36 reeses pb cups is $51, up from $37.50
daverson.bsky.social
oops just found some red wine vinegar too.
daverson.bsky.social
i've got
- rice
- aged balsamic
- some bougie balsamic my sister brought me from Modena
- fig
- distilled white
- standard cider
- unfiltered cider
- hot cider
- malt
- heinz salad vinegar (a blend)

white and cider vingars are in gallon jugs because mrs d & do a lot of pickling.
daverson.bsky.social
marvel animation was founded in 2008. in the 90s, marvel films animation (built from the remains of depatie-freleng) only produced only one show, "spider-man"
daverson.bsky.social
post malone is headlining their splash page
daverson.bsky.social
bro, you should change your screen name from "cooder - knowledge worker" to "wedge - simplest tool in the box", bro
daverson.bsky.social
"Augenballgroße Stücke vom Teig formen, Im Staubzucker wälzen und
Sagt die Zauberwörter: Simsalbimbamba Saladu Saladim."
daverson.bsky.social
thank you; most people think it's insane