dave
@daverson.bsky.social
hey did i ever tell you hwut
🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
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Nunquam libertas gratior extat
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🏳️🌈 You can be yourself with me 🏳️⚧️
🚫NO CLANKERS🚫
Nunquam libertas gratior extat
banner by @macnult.com
i wish this guy from incubus would just hurry up and burst into flames already, maybe then he wouldn't suck
November 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i wish this guy from incubus would just hurry up and burst into flames already, maybe then he wouldn't suck
i got salt in a cut on the corner of my thumb and it fuckin HÜRT but i didn't cry or nothing because of the male loneliness epidemic
November 25, 2025 at 10:36 PM
i got salt in a cut on the corner of my thumb and it fuckin HÜRT but i didn't cry or nothing because of the male loneliness epidemic
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
if you don't get a reply, email them and attach the ad.
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
i will also email them and attach the ad.
we can recruit others to also email them...with the ad attached
imagine this going viral. hundreds of emails, all with that ad attached, all because we want to know who is dave's bf on the balcony
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
November 25, 2025 at 2:42 PM
eating a breakfast of champions at the laundromat
if the founding fathers were so great, how come they all dead?
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 AM
if the founding fathers were so great, how come they all dead?
chop
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
rave
money
boobs
money
boobs
the first 3 words you see will define your 2026 😭
Money
New car
Pussy
Money
New car
Pussy
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
chop
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
job
ass
well well well what's all this then
why did they make play-doh smell like vanilla but taste so SALTY
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
why did they make play-doh smell like vanilla but taste so SALTY
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
if it had to taste like that why didn't they make it smell like farts, or vomit, or grandma or something jfc
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
November 24, 2025 at 7:48 PM
post a famous bathroom scene
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
Spartacus (1960) - this scene w Tony Curtis & Lawrence Olivier was cut after the film's initial release because it was too gay
straight guys won't admit what a fuckin' HUNK Tony Curtis was in his prime
& bluesky won't admit how horrible they video processing is. ugh.
amazon needs to stop making such relatable ads, i almost hate knowing i'm being manipulated.
November 24, 2025 at 4:30 AM
amazon needs to stop making such relatable ads, i almost hate knowing i'm being manipulated.
TB 7 - LAR 34
tuberculosis loses to larry
tuberculosis loses to larry
November 24, 2025 at 4:19 AM
TB 7 - LAR 34
tuberculosis loses to larry
tuberculosis loses to larry
LA chargers makin it look easy against the tampon bay fuckineers
November 24, 2025 at 2:09 AM
LA chargers makin it look easy against the tampon bay fuckineers
Reposted by dave
Always start the new week with positive thoughts!
November 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Always start the new week with positive thoughts!
21 to 7 ARE YA KIDDIN ME??
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
21 to 7 ARE YA KIDDIN ME??
GO BIRDS
GO BIRDS
Reposted by dave
Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
November 23, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Americans enthusiastically awaiting this week’s rare occasion where they overeat
like and subscribe if you would share your tinned fish with ellie
![lightly smoked sprats in oil [drained] from Latvia](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hdgbgrdcdkhed5o77l52g7eh/bafkreidp5ekk6tzvc3cwtm24e2zjwmxstihhf7xjws7behwgzygnnbexae@jpeg)
November 23, 2025 at 6:33 PM
like and subscribe if you would share your tinned fish with ellie
not enough that i blocked the asshole, now i have to add "Talib Kweli" to my mute filters because no one seems capable of just blocking the cunt and letting them starve in silence.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 PM
not enough that i blocked the asshole, now i have to add "Talib Kweli" to my mute filters because no one seems capable of just blocking the cunt and letting them starve in silence.
"why do i call your pussy 'oven'? because i of in my hot meat and cold eat your ass out"
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"why do i call your pussy 'oven'? because i of in my hot meat and cold eat your ass out"
this is from episode 16, "Jon gets cockblocked #16"
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this is from episode 16, "Jon gets cockblocked #16"
Reposted by dave
Reposted by dave
june 4th 2004
granby colorado
granby colorado
November 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
june 4th 2004
granby colorado
granby colorado
Reposted by dave
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The epitome of alpha Magat:
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
- More makeup than Tammy Fae Baker
- An Aquanet smashed combover
- Lifts
- A girdle
- Depends
- Hidden Foley bag
#MagaMorons
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
November 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
it is raining today, and that means the dog is snuggled up on the couch with her favorite cozy blanket. rainy days are nap days for ellie.
Reposted by dave
before he changed his name in 1964, Jupiter was known as Gaseous Clay
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
before he changed his name in 1964, Jupiter was known as Gaseous Clay
coulda
woulda
shoulda
didna
woulda
shoulda
didna
November 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
coulda
woulda
shoulda
didna
woulda
shoulda
didna
Reposted by dave
Y'know, the fact that they backed off of saying swastikas and nooses are ok is not the tell. The fact that they said so in the first place, no matter how briefly, is.
November 21, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Y'know, the fact that they backed off of saying swastikas and nooses are ok is not the tell. The fact that they said so in the first place, no matter how briefly, is.