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nap time for ellie
February 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
whats with the guineas at the olympics tryna sell me a 50 year old plymouth
February 7, 2026 at 4:29 PM
February 7, 2026 at 4:25 PM
12⁰ F with 25 mph wind.
just came in from clearing some snow and running a couple errands. leftover minestrone soup is a perfect breakfast
February 7, 2026 at 3:24 PM
February 6, 2026 at 11:18 PM
February 6, 2026 at 9:54 PM
as if im waiting for the weekend
February 6, 2026 at 8:33 PM
where i post from
February 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
my sister sent me a goofy picture of her cat so i turned his face into a sticker.
February 6, 2026 at 2:16 PM
TIL brits are required by his majesty's government to consume 5 cans of baked beans a day
February 6, 2026 at 1:55 PM
shoulda checked trivago
February 6, 2026 at 1:44 PM
protein added potatoes
February 6, 2026 at 1:38 PM
if i knew i'd get a timeline cleanse like this i would have called kamela a cunt a year ago.

love the one that calls me "maga or maga adjacent"...kissing the ass of a prosecutor & candidate who refused to speak against the israeli genocide of the palestinians. they as maga as a proud boy.
February 5, 2026 at 11:18 PM
hey did you guys see this❓️ westboro baptist church, the "god hates fags" psychos, made a poster that was supposed to be a condemnation of luigi mangione — but instead makes him look like even more a badass.
February 5, 2026 at 10:08 PM
"progressive?" if you had paid attention to REAL progressives you'd be posting from the oval office.

go find someone else to turn your back on, we don't get fooled again.
February 5, 2026 at 8:38 PM
oh yeah…
February 5, 2026 at 3:07 AM
i witnessed this horror and now you have to as well
February 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
don't give a single fuck that the 🇺🇸 govt & the 🇫🇷 govt have had disagreements. the french & american PEOPLE have had each other's six for 250 years & i'm stoked to see the bally froggies doing what our own representatives are too fucking cowardly to do.
February 4, 2026 at 4:37 PM
because i guarantee i meet more farmers in a weekend than that walnut met in they whole life and the huge majority of them didn't vote for trump.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
blue maga shitlibs will always tell on themselves.
February 4, 2026 at 3:44 PM
they said "i'm a stupid twat."
February 4, 2026 at 1:59 PM
just in case they block me or detatch the quote.
February 4, 2026 at 1:58 PM
this morning's breakfast is a Full English With Big Naturals

bon appetit
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 PM
happy hounddog day
February 3, 2026 at 5:07 AM
watch for heisenberg at 0:08
February 3, 2026 at 4:59 AM