Ellis 🌌
@whinemixer.bsky.social
Vaguely-human cryptid who often feels like existing is some test I’ve forgotten I agreed to participate in.
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
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https://linktr.ee/sewmuchgeek
Art, videogames, TTRPG/board games, costuming, films (sci-fi, horror, fantasy), and fun 🔞
no alt text = no repost
https://linktr.ee/sewmuchgeek
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Ellis 🌌
@whinemixer.bsky.social
· Aug 31
I was not meant to work, I was meant to run through an aged, decaying mansion lit only by the intermittent flash of lightning outside impossibly tall windows and the candelabrum in my hand, my gossamer nightgown fluttering around me like moths to the flame.
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I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up
Posting this just made me remember something and I’m angry with myself bc I should have said this sooner
I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller
I have a lot used for testing that ends up not being used, and I have this Xbox adaptive controller and the full kit. Happy to ship it to any gamer who HAS THE NEED for the full controller
December 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I still don't have any takers here - it's a complex use case, so I didn't expect one right away, but if you know anyone who uses or could benefit from switch access hit me up
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I think it’s very important to give your children enough time in the car on long drives for them to be able to wistfully stare out the window in some dramatized version of whatever is going on in their little brains and let them feel that main character energy for a bit.
December 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I think it’s very important to give your children enough time in the car on long drives for them to be able to wistfully stare out the window in some dramatized version of whatever is going on in their little brains and let them feel that main character energy for a bit.
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In the latest episode of Pluribus, there's a bit of music as one of the characters drives through South America, and it's absolutely beautiful.
The song is Esperanza, by Hermanos Gutiérrez.
Give it a listen.
The song is Esperanza, by Hermanos Gutiérrez.
Give it a listen.
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
In the latest episode of Pluribus, there's a bit of music as one of the characters drives through South America, and it's absolutely beautiful.
The song is Esperanza, by Hermanos Gutiérrez.
Give it a listen.
The song is Esperanza, by Hermanos Gutiérrez.
Give it a listen.
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Yes, I do plan to be extraordinarily lazy on this snowy Sunday. That is the non-plan plan.
December 14, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Yes, I do plan to be extraordinarily lazy on this snowy Sunday. That is the non-plan plan.
upstairs neighbours moving furniture and stomping around in the middle of the night 🥴
December 14, 2025 at 6:53 AM
upstairs neighbours moving furniture and stomping around in the middle of the night 🥴
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I'm a lover not a fighter and honestly I'm not really much of a lover either I am more of an eater than anything
December 13, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'm a lover not a fighter and honestly I'm not really much of a lover either I am more of an eater than anything
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soup slut saturday
December 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
soup slut saturday
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Eating a big delicious sandwich on top of a hill with an ocean view on a summer day. Fuck yeah actually
December 14, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Eating a big delicious sandwich on top of a hill with an ocean view on a summer day. Fuck yeah actually
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Don't pay attention, make attention pay you
December 14, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Don't pay attention, make attention pay you
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I’m at a dying mall getting some steps in as the indoor track in Evanston isn’t open. There was a lonely Santa in the middle with zero people waiting.
I have never had a photo with Santa because we couldn’t afford it as a kid, and my kid was terrified of him.
I bought a scarf and fixed it
I have never had a photo with Santa because we couldn’t afford it as a kid, and my kid was terrified of him.
I bought a scarf and fixed it
December 13, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m at a dying mall getting some steps in as the indoor track in Evanston isn’t open. There was a lonely Santa in the middle with zero people waiting.
I have never had a photo with Santa because we couldn’t afford it as a kid, and my kid was terrified of him.
I bought a scarf and fixed it
I have never had a photo with Santa because we couldn’t afford it as a kid, and my kid was terrified of him.
I bought a scarf and fixed it
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I won’t cry at work today — nope, definitely WON’T! 😠
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I won’t cry at work today — nope, definitely WON’T! 😠
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The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Gnome
December 13, 2025 at 8:34 PM
The Mortifying Ordeal Of Being Gnome
[quoted image alt text: what’s your favourite Christmas crime movie? (Don’t say DIE HARD.)]
I cannot judge it as “favourite” because I hardly remember any “Christmas Crime movies”, but this one was entertaining and fun. It was wild and I had no idea what to expect from beginning to end.
I cannot judge it as “favourite” because I hardly remember any “Christmas Crime movies”, but this one was entertaining and fun. It was wild and I had no idea what to expect from beginning to end.
December 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
[quoted image alt text: what’s your favourite Christmas crime movie? (Don’t say DIE HARD.)]
I cannot judge it as “favourite” because I hardly remember any “Christmas Crime movies”, but this one was entertaining and fun. It was wild and I had no idea what to expect from beginning to end.
I cannot judge it as “favourite” because I hardly remember any “Christmas Crime movies”, but this one was entertaining and fun. It was wild and I had no idea what to expect from beginning to end.
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Can anyone tell me what this font is as I love it and I think I need to buy it just so I can print out my writing and pretend I'm in the Dickensian era?
I don’t know where this article appeared, but I love that font. Are they trying to make it feel like it’s 1911?
December 12, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can anyone tell me what this font is as I love it and I think I need to buy it just so I can print out my writing and pretend I'm in the Dickensian era?
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Just sitting around with friends comparing the variable prices we receive for the same product in the same apps because we live in the land of nightmares
December 13, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Just sitting around with friends comparing the variable prices we receive for the same product in the same apps because we live in the land of nightmares
My favourite character in Killing Eve
a man with a beard says " you 're not yelling but it feels like you 're yelling . "
Alt: Kim Bodnia (a middle aged Danish actor with a white beard) playing the character Konstantin (a Russian man) in the show Killing Eve saying "you’re not yelling, but it feels like you’re yelling."
media.tenor.com
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
My favourite character in Killing Eve
there are too many cute babies everywhere right now — I am going to sob uncontrollably (because I’m not a mom)
December 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
there are too many cute babies everywhere right now — I am going to sob uncontrollably (because I’m not a mom)
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If you enjoy The Grinch in any form then you probably would fuck with restorative justice bc that dude stole EVERYTHING then the community has him repent by taking part in their celebration so he may better understand what he almost ruined
December 12, 2025 at 3:38 PM
If you enjoy The Grinch in any form then you probably would fuck with restorative justice bc that dude stole EVERYTHING then the community has him repent by taking part in their celebration so he may better understand what he almost ruined
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By the way I am sincerely happy for everyone who is excited about things. My friend absolutely loves Control and is so thrilled about Control 2 and it makes me feel good that they are anticipating it so much. Whatever it is you're waiting for, I hope you love it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
By the way I am sincerely happy for everyone who is excited about things. My friend absolutely loves Control and is so thrilled about Control 2 and it makes me feel good that they are anticipating it so much. Whatever it is you're waiting for, I hope you love it.
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Sir, I have watched all 5 seasons of Farscape and the movie. I know when I am looking at a muppet.
December 12, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Sir, I have watched all 5 seasons of Farscape and the movie. I know when I am looking at a muppet.
Jesse wasn’t saying “Science, bitch!”, he was showing gratitude for the blessing of The Science Bitch
December 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
Jesse wasn’t saying “Science, bitch!”, he was showing gratitude for the blessing of The Science Bitch
the vendors at my work have started getting word my contract ends at the end of the month so I’ve been getting sweet messages about how they’re going to miss me 🥹
December 11, 2025 at 9:56 PM
the vendors at my work have started getting word my contract ends at the end of the month so I’ve been getting sweet messages about how they’re going to miss me 🥹
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I'm just gonna put this out there. Who out there would be interested in playing a one shot that'll go on my podcast network?
December 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I'm just gonna put this out there. Who out there would be interested in playing a one shot that'll go on my podcast network?
Now every post is like “Comment ‘tools’ to get a DM with a link to everything I used!” so I don’t get to see any funny observations or interesting reactions in the comments. Just the same word over and over. All to boost “metrics” with an increase in comments that aren’t saying anything.
December 11, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Now every post is like “Comment ‘tools’ to get a DM with a link to everything I used!” so I don’t get to see any funny observations or interesting reactions in the comments. Just the same word over and over. All to boost “metrics” with an increase in comments that aren’t saying anything.