thousand eyes she wolf
@snakedothandler.bsky.social
Jess, Sean, natural passenger, nylons appreciator, kyorosuke, snake dot handler, thousand eyes ghost girl, breakdown girl, she-wolf tree dweller. She/her.
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ever notice nobody talks about pussy strong balls weak anymore ?
please come and look at some of the glorious patterns I've constructed
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
please come and look at some of the glorious patterns I've constructed
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cookbooks are abundant at every library and you can straight up copy them into your own personal cookbook 🙃
also, cookbooks are one of my favorite genre because many of them have good history context and the science-leaning ones are awesome
also, cookbooks are one of my favorite genre because many of them have good history context and the science-leaning ones are awesome
NEW: AI “recipe slop” is overrunning search and social. Food creators say Google’s AI Overviews and glossy fake food pics are drowning out real, tested recipes — collapsing traffic and setting home cooks up for disaster, especially this Thanksgiving.
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Gift link: www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
AI Slop Recipes Are Taking Over the Internet -- And Thanksgiving Dinner
Food bloggers see traffic dip as home cooks turn to AI, inspired by impossible pictures
www.bloomberg.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:05 AM
cookbooks are abundant at every library and you can straight up copy them into your own personal cookbook 🙃
also, cookbooks are one of my favorite genre because many of them have good history context and the science-leaning ones are awesome
also, cookbooks are one of my favorite genre because many of them have good history context and the science-leaning ones are awesome
I found the “how often do you think about the Roman Empire” thing really annoying because I hate people projecting ideas onto me because of an outside thing. Unfortunately that means I don’t like “you must like Fallout lol” trans meme things. Sorry. I‘m glad it’s fun for some people.
November 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I found the “how often do you think about the Roman Empire” thing really annoying because I hate people projecting ideas onto me because of an outside thing. Unfortunately that means I don’t like “you must like Fallout lol” trans meme things. Sorry. I‘m glad it’s fun for some people.
regarding leftovers I’ve crafted a plan drawing on the wisdom of the ancients: I’ve earmarked a bunch of stuff I can turn into soup.
November 26, 2025 at 3:03 AM
regarding leftovers I’ve crafted a plan drawing on the wisdom of the ancients: I’ve earmarked a bunch of stuff I can turn into soup.
Koji Shiraishi has figured out the secret to making me enjoy a found footage movie which is to make it completely insane.
November 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Koji Shiraishi has figured out the secret to making me enjoy a found footage movie which is to make it completely insane.
you thought god was a jellyfish
November 26, 2025 at 1:40 AM
you thought god was a jellyfish
did I ever tell you my theory that enough people figured out that Cannes, like the film festival, was pronounced more like "kan" than "cans" but they still want to correct people so now people are going around saying stuff like "at the Cahhhhhhggghhnnccchh Film Festival..."
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
did I ever tell you my theory that enough people figured out that Cannes, like the film festival, was pronounced more like "kan" than "cans" but they still want to correct people so now people are going around saying stuff like "at the Cahhhhhhggghhnnccchh Film Festival..."
I followed a fetish-y instagram account and I got embarrassed and had to unfollow it
November 26, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I followed a fetish-y instagram account and I got embarrassed and had to unfollow it
balancing controlling my overeating x trying to conserve money x making sure I eat all my leftovers and food that comes to me from Mom and Dad is proving to be a difficult equation indeed
November 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
balancing controlling my overeating x trying to conserve money x making sure I eat all my leftovers and food that comes to me from Mom and Dad is proving to be a difficult equation indeed
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Turn into an elf NOW
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Turn into an elf NOW
well it doesn’t hurt so bad anymore but what say you give me the Rambo III cauterization anyway just to be sure
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
well it doesn’t hurt so bad anymore but what say you give me the Rambo III cauterization anyway just to be sure
cultivating an image as like a creative aunt who lives above a Chinese restaurant and has opinions on everyone
November 25, 2025 at 10:45 PM
cultivating an image as like a creative aunt who lives above a Chinese restaurant and has opinions on everyone
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Must... not... fact check... joke...
Fuck it, I can't stop myself. They call him Baba Yaga in 4 of the 5 movies including one this year. I highly recommend these movies, they're all great.
Fuck it, I can't stop myself. They call him Baba Yaga in 4 of the 5 movies including one this year. I highly recommend these movies, they're all great.
November 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Must... not... fact check... joke...
Fuck it, I can't stop myself. They call him Baba Yaga in 4 of the 5 movies including one this year. I highly recommend these movies, they're all great.
Fuck it, I can't stop myself. They call him Baba Yaga in 4 of the 5 movies including one this year. I highly recommend these movies, they're all great.
you don't need to fact check jokes but I think if a joke is trying to be a "smart" take on culture and the entire premise is wrong and not accurate, it is a bad joke that's worth criticizing on those grounds
November 25, 2025 at 10:29 PM
you don't need to fact check jokes but I think if a joke is trying to be a "smart" take on culture and the entire premise is wrong and not accurate, it is a bad joke that's worth criticizing on those grounds
switching to a new toothbrush today
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
switching to a new toothbrush today
me and the mutants at table nine
November 25, 2025 at 8:48 PM
me and the mutants at table nine
the good news is the time machine works, the bad news is you can only travel to the exact moment in spacetime as the blooper in the Shanghai Knights credits where Jackie Chan’s cell phone rings
November 25, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the good news is the time machine works, the bad news is you can only travel to the exact moment in spacetime as the blooper in the Shanghai Knights credits where Jackie Chan’s cell phone rings
cagliostro fight! cagliostro fight coming up!!
November 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
cagliostro fight! cagliostro fight coming up!!
handjobs for the holidays
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
handjobs for the holidays
I think saying “trans women are mean online because they were sad in high school and want revenge” is pretty transphobic esp from our benighted “allies”
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I think saying “trans women are mean online because they were sad in high school and want revenge” is pretty transphobic esp from our benighted “allies”
has any trans guy had an awakening after putting on groucho glasses 🥸 ?
November 25, 2025 at 6:26 PM
has any trans guy had an awakening after putting on groucho glasses 🥸 ?
I would have been good at improv if not for crippling social anxiety
November 25, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I would have been good at improv if not for crippling social anxiety
Bought a new puzzle to put together with my dad on Thanksgiving!
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Bought a new puzzle to put together with my dad on Thanksgiving!
how can I take seriously a language such as this
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
how can I take seriously a language such as this
even at the time with where I was in my life I thought, what?? That’s insane. you had a massive victory barely a decade after this was a giant wedge issue that people said was devastating for Democrats and your idea for the next step is “unilaterally retreat” ????
Never mind that even declining support is actually much higher than it was twenty years ago but we need to immediately assuage the bigots.
I heard some dumbass on the radio in 2015 say that since gay marriage was now legal, the next step for gay activists was to “step back” and listen, hah hah.
I heard some dumbass on the radio in 2015 say that since gay marriage was now legal, the next step for gay activists was to “step back” and listen, hah hah.
November 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
even at the time with where I was in my life I thought, what?? That’s insane. you had a massive victory barely a decade after this was a giant wedge issue that people said was devastating for Democrats and your idea for the next step is “unilaterally retreat” ????