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A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a critic who does not exist.
Movie reviews: outlawvern.com. Books I wrote: http://amzn.to/2om4NPP. Patreon: patreon.com/outlawvern
Movie reviews: outlawvern.com. Books I wrote: http://amzn.to/2om4NPP. Patreon: patreon.com/outlawvern
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One Battle After Another | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
(there will be spoilers)
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I loved ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER. Yes it speaks to this exact political moment but also it's thrilling and weird and hilarious. We need all that.
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It's fucking ridiculous, @outlawvern.bsky.social wrote about it and everything.
Gen-X Cops 2: Metal Mayhem | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
ANT-MAN comes out today, with Paul Rudd (HALLOWEEN: THE CURSE OF MICHAEL MYERS) playing a Marvel super hero. He's not a traditional square-jawed action guy,
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February 13, 2026 at 3:27 AM
It's fucking ridiculous, @outlawvern.bsky.social wrote about it and everything.
I decided to watch last year's Valentine's Day slasher HEART EYES, which has many good aspects but doesn't entirely work for me.
Heart Eyes | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
Last year there was a well-reviewed Valentineβs Day slasher movie playing in theaters. Normally Iβd be all over that shit, but I boycotted for political
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February 13, 2026 at 1:32 AM
I decided to watch last year's Valentine's Day slasher HEART EYES, which has many good aspects but doesn't entirely work for me.
I loved the absurdity of THE BEEKEEPER, but I'm so glad Statham is still doing serious ones like this. Very much my shit.
February 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
I loved the absurdity of THE BEEKEEPER, but I'm so glad Statham is still doing serious ones like this. Very much my shit.
Last showing of this one, I think.
February 12, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Last showing of this one, I think.
I'm concerned about this but don't really believe they would be insane enough to buy it and then refuse to make money with it. For now I'll just fret that I can no longer justify the ticket price as supporting science.
NEW: The Boeing IMAX Theater in Seattle, closed since Feb. 1, has been sold to a new owner: the Space Needle Corporation. Staff I spoke to are concerned new ownership aren't interested in showing first-run movies like THE ODYSSEY π½οΈ
My story for @thestranger.com: www.thestranger.com/arts/2026/02...
My story for @thestranger.com: www.thestranger.com/arts/2026/02...
February 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
I'm concerned about this but don't really believe they would be insane enough to buy it and then refuse to make money with it. For now I'll just fret that I can no longer justify the ticket price as supporting science.
He was also in "The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy," which I believe was the first episode of Batman I saw. (Then I obsessively watched it every day.)
February 11, 2026 at 8:41 PM
He was also in "The Cape and Cowl Conspiracy," which I believe was the first episode of Batman I saw. (Then I obsessively watched it every day.)
It looks like my long-broken related posts plug-in is closer to working than usual, but I have no idea why it picked the DTV sequel to URBAN LEGEND.
February 11, 2026 at 8:36 PM
It looks like my long-broken related posts plug-in is closer to working than usual, but I have no idea why it picked the DTV sequel to URBAN LEGEND.
Definitely the Seahawk that means the most to me!
February 11, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Definitely the Seahawk that means the most to me!
I really liked Tina Romero's QUEENS OF THE DEAD. It's definitely more comedy than horror, but it's funny and sweet and has plenty of fresh spins on the subgenre her father birthed (which now that I think about it means they're siblings!?).
Queens of the Dead | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
QUEENS OF THE DEAD is a 2025 zombie comedy written and directed by Tina Romero. Yes, that Tina Romero. The one who was in LAND OF THE DEAD.
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February 11, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I really liked Tina Romero's QUEENS OF THE DEAD. It's definitely more comedy than horror, but it's funny and sweet and has plenty of fresh spins on the subgenre her father birthed (which now that I think about it means they're siblings!?).
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Really love this list from my dude @rifewithkatie.bsky.social! letterboxd.com/journal/roma...
My Beloved Monster: a starter pack of twenty romantic horror films to die for β’ Journal β’ A Letterboxd Magazine
Death, danger, devotion and desire have always been intimate bedfellows: from Universalβs monster movies to the genresβs modern queer and feminine aesthetics, Katie Rife offers a starter pack of twent...
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February 11, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Really love this list from my dude @rifewithkatie.bsky.social! letterboxd.com/journal/roma...
Saving myself for the IT HAPPENED parade
February 11, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Saving myself for the IT HAPPENED parade
Out my window I see all these people headed to the Seahawks parade, and their excitement is infectious enough that part of me is like "Should I walk over and check it out?" before remembering that I give less than zero shits about football and would just be annoyed. Genuinely happy for them though!
February 11, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Out my window I see all these people headed to the Seahawks parade, and their excitement is infectious enough that part of me is like "Should I walk over and check it out?" before remembering that I give less than zero shits about football and would just be annoyed. Genuinely happy for them though!
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Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao
February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Valentine's cards used to be fucking brutal lmao
Her job depends on passing as a superstitious chump.
February 11, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Her job depends on passing as a superstitious chump.
Arrow definitely has the best box art!
February 10, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Arrow definitely has the best box art!
I enjoyed Richard Linklater's BLUE MOON, a piece of historical fiction about Ethan Hawke in a bar one night going on and on about stuff.
Blue Moon | VERN'S REVIEWS on the FILMS of CINEMA
BLUE MOON is one of Richard Linklaterβs two 2025 joints, the one thatβs in English and that he didnβt sell to Netflix and that was nominated for two Oscars
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February 10, 2026 at 3:31 PM
I enjoyed Richard Linklater's BLUE MOON, a piece of historical fiction about Ethan Hawke in a bar one night going on and on about stuff.
I think this means I'm Australian now.
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I think this means I'm Australian now.
I'm sure that's a better reason to buy it - I'm just honored to be associated with a release of one of my all-timers.
February 10, 2026 at 3:17 PM
I'm sure that's a better reason to buy it - I'm just honored to be associated with a release of one of my all-timers.
What do you say about a movie like that to the person who just bought it? I figured the extras would do the informing, I tried to write something poetic about what I see in it, I hope you appreciate it. If not you still have the best movie ever and a ridiculous amount of extras in a fancy box.
February 10, 2026 at 6:49 AM
What do you say about a movie like that to the person who just bought it? I figured the extras would do the informing, I tried to write something poetic about what I see in it, I hope you appreciate it. If not you still have the best movie ever and a ridiculous amount of extras in a fancy box.
Okay, I don't know how this happened but somehow I wrote an essay for the Imprint release of HARD BOILED. I will be carrying it around showing it to strangers for now on.
Hard Boiled (1992) - 4K UHD + Blu-ray SteelBook + Hardcover Booklet in Limited Edition Hardbox - Imprint Asia #49 | Via Vision Entertainment
As a cop, he has brains, brawn, and an instinct to kill.
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February 10, 2026 at 6:43 AM
Okay, I don't know how this happened but somehow I wrote an essay for the Imprint release of HARD BOILED. I will be carrying it around showing it to strangers for now on.
You gotta resign, dummy. What do you even get out of this?
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
You gotta resign, dummy. What do you even get out of this?
I'm referring to a couple Super Bowl commercials that are entirely premised on de-aging that doesn't even look remotely passable.
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I'm referring to a couple Super Bowl commercials that are entirely premised on de-aging that doesn't even look remotely passable.
Didn't it seem like they mostly had de-aging figured out at one point? Did they switch to some lazy a.i. method now or something?
February 9, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Didn't it seem like they mostly had de-aging figured out at one point? Did they switch to some lazy a.i. method now or something?