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@outlawvern.bsky.social
A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a critic who does not exist.
Movie reviews: outlawvern.com. Books I wrote: http://amzn.to/2om4NPP. Patreon: patreon.com/outlawvern
Movie reviews: outlawvern.com. Books I wrote: http://amzn.to/2om4NPP. Patreon: patreon.com/outlawvern
There are only a handful of actors iconic enough that I made them a literal icon for whenever I review their movies. One of them is Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Always a thrill when he shows up. R.I.P. one of the greats.
December 5, 2025 at 8:07 AM
There are only a handful of actors iconic enough that I made them a literal icon for whenever I review their movies. One of them is Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa. Always a thrill when he shows up. R.I.P. one of the greats.
I am alone in this but I still think it's funny that horror fans lovingly call kid-friendly horror "gateway horror." This is your brain on horror. D.A.R.E. to keep kids off horror.
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I am alone in this but I still think it's funny that horror fans lovingly call kid-friendly horror "gateway horror." This is your brain on horror. D.A.R.E. to keep kids off horror.
Still in use years after part 2 made $2.343 billion.
November 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Still in use years after part 2 made $2.343 billion.
HANG ON, MARTY SUPREME - WHO IS DARKMAN?
November 30, 2025 at 1:01 AM
HANG ON, MARTY SUPREME - WHO IS DARKMAN?
Finished the requisite brown butter bourbon pecan pie.
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Finished the requisite brown butter bourbon pecan pie.
Steven Kostanski told Bleeding Cool that he got the idea to cast Daniel Bernhardt in DEATHSTALKER because he was watching BLOODSPORT: THE DARK KUMITE.
bleedingcool.com/movies/death...
bleedingcool.com/movies/death...
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Steven Kostanski told Bleeding Cool that he got the idea to cast Daniel Bernhardt in DEATHSTALKER because he was watching BLOODSPORT: THE DARK KUMITE.
bleedingcool.com/movies/death...
bleedingcool.com/movies/death...
A movie that takes place where you're from.
November 23, 2025 at 5:56 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from.
I love that DEATHSTALKER (2025) has an homage to the dream demons from FREDDY'S DEAD. (Also Freddy's resurrection in THE DREAM MASTER).
November 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I love that DEATHSTALKER (2025) has an homage to the dream demons from FREDDY'S DEAD. (Also Freddy's resurrection in THE DREAM MASTER).
One of my trademark terrible concert photos. The Doechii show was more like Madonna than I expected. Basically an arena pop show but she was twerking and rapping her ass off.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One of my trademark terrible concert photos. The Doechii show was more like Madonna than I expected. Basically an arena pop show but she was twerking and rapping her ass off.
You know what, I'm never gonna remember the whole list, I'll just have to take my chances when messing with various animals.
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 PM
You know what, I'm never gonna remember the whole list, I'll just have to take my chances when messing with various animals.
Bautista's probly the villain, but I want him to bring back his THE LAST SHOWGIRL look and play Wade Garrett.
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Bautista's probly the villain, but I want him to bring back his THE LAST SHOWGIRL look and play Wade Garrett.
Come on I'm not *that* old.
November 3, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Come on I'm not *that* old.
Forgot to mention that last year I wished I had a danceable cover of "Don't Fear the Reaper" because of the song's use in HALLOWEEN and other horror movies. I couldn't find a funk version, but this techno one did the trick.
October 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Forgot to mention that last year I wished I had a danceable cover of "Don't Fear the Reaper" because of the song's use in HALLOWEEN and other horror movies. I couldn't find a funk version, but this techno one did the trick.
Deep into the Argento section
October 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Deep into the Argento section
