Seagull Gorgon
@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
Christianity is just Bible fandom and church is just a weekly local convention.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Christianity is just Bible fandom and church is just a weekly local convention.
I checked my old Twitter account and it feels like I drunk called an ex.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I checked my old Twitter account and it feels like I drunk called an ex.
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
Has our Economy tried getting a second job?
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Has our Economy tried getting a second job?
Sunglasses to phone, like
a man with red hair is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with red hair is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sunglasses to phone, like
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
Whoops! All xanax!
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Whoops! All xanax!
We're doing too many things (the world)
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We're doing too many things (the world)
On our first date I'll tell you my childhood trauma.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On our first date I'll tell you my childhood trauma.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
Oh my god the Bad Boys were the Cops.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh my god the Bad Boys were the Cops.
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Das halbe Internet ist weg #Cloudfare
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Das halbe Internet ist weg #Cloudfare
It's about time for another stroke, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's about time for another stroke, isn't it?
Is it too much to ask that five other people also learn this roller skating dance routine?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is it too much to ask that five other people also learn this roller skating dance routine?
I hope IT doesn't keep a log of the most failed password attempts.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I hope IT doesn't keep a log of the most failed password attempts.
Watching Radio Flyer as an adult is a dark trip.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching Radio Flyer as an adult is a dark trip.
If you've dressed as Spock for more than one Halloween in a row, it's safe to say you've got a touch of the 'tism
I'm finding out.
I'm finding out.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you've dressed as Spock for more than one Halloween in a row, it's safe to say you've got a touch of the 'tism
I'm finding out.
I'm finding out.
Feeling pretty sorry for people named Al right now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Feeling pretty sorry for people named Al right now.
I would wait in a tent on a sidewalk for tickets to this if I had to.
November 8, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I would wait in a tent on a sidewalk for tickets to this if I had to.
If anyone took a look at your phone's storage would they 100% be weirded out, or are you a regular person
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
If anyone took a look at your phone's storage would they 100% be weirded out, or are you a regular person
I tried to warn you two years ago
November 4, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I tried to warn you two years ago
I bet there's not one place in the world where there are 10,000 spoons and 0 knives
November 4, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I bet there's not one place in the world where there are 10,000 spoons and 0 knives
The only quiet blender is 800 dollars.
I'll dry swallow my protein powder at 5am before I spend 800 dollars.
I'll dry swallow my protein powder at 5am before I spend 800 dollars.
October 31, 2025 at 7:39 PM
The only quiet blender is 800 dollars.
I'll dry swallow my protein powder at 5am before I spend 800 dollars.
I'll dry swallow my protein powder at 5am before I spend 800 dollars.
I can't believe football players have the audacity to try to be entertaining after the half time marching band
October 31, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I can't believe football players have the audacity to try to be entertaining after the half time marching band
The coolest thing about a lack of object permanence is you have absolutely no regrets
October 30, 2025 at 3:20 PM
The coolest thing about a lack of object permanence is you have absolutely no regrets