Crunkolas Driverton
@crunkdriver.bsky.social
Idiot
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Me watching Thor and the Hulk tear my car in half to hit Thanos with, but Thanos blocks it and disintegrates it while I've got the check for my last payment in my pocket
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Me watching Thor and the Hulk tear my car in half to hit Thanos with, but Thanos blocks it and disintegrates it while I've got the check for my last payment in my pocket
"....and I told Chuck, this just seems like a weird time to capitulate on everything, but then he said..."
November 11, 2025 at 9:38 PM
"....and I told Chuck, this just seems like a weird time to capitulate on everything, but then he said..."
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
November 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"
Being awakened by a call from your boss, who's actually sitting in your office, looking directly at you
May 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Being awakened by a call from your boss, who's actually sitting in your office, looking directly at you
POV: You have inadvertently asked me a very casual question in passing, about a topic I'm currently fixated on
May 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
POV: You have inadvertently asked me a very casual question in passing, about a topic I'm currently fixated on
How your email finds me
May 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
How your email finds me
At this point I'm waiting to hear that Nolan will be directing the long awaited sequel to Battlefield Earth
April 30, 2025 at 7:49 PM
At this point I'm waiting to hear that Nolan will be directing the long awaited sequel to Battlefield Earth
Getting ready to go see if that chump Guy Smiley has my money
April 30, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Getting ready to go see if that chump Guy Smiley has my money
What the lady in the office down the hall sees when I hear the taco truck pulling into the parking lot
April 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
What the lady in the office down the hall sees when I hear the taco truck pulling into the parking lot
I got that dawg in me
April 22, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I got that dawg in me
Watching the lethal trap I set on the executive breakroom microwave like:
April 22, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Watching the lethal trap I set on the executive breakroom microwave like:
My Peaceful Lavender Fabric Softener getting ready to try and help me relax
April 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM
My Peaceful Lavender Fabric Softener getting ready to try and help me relax
Me, right after I tell myself to Lock In and get some chores done
April 6, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Me, right after I tell myself to Lock In and get some chores done
I'm so tired of winning
April 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I'm so tired of winning
"The jizz originally came from the bussy, sir"
April 2, 2025 at 12:00 PM
"The jizz originally came from the bussy, sir"
How America sees itself
V.
How the rest of the world sees us
V.
Who we actually are
V.
How the rest of the world sees us
V.
Who we actually are
April 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
How America sees itself
V.
How the rest of the world sees us
V.
Who we actually are
V.
How the rest of the world sees us
V.
Who we actually are
If this is supposed to be cautionary, it's not working
March 31, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If this is supposed to be cautionary, it's not working
Me at 2:49 am, as my brain decides to replay that time in seventh grade that I was supposed to carry the flag into the school assembly but instead tripped over level ground to give myself a black eye with the flagpole
March 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Me at 2:49 am, as my brain decides to replay that time in seventh grade that I was supposed to carry the flag into the school assembly but instead tripped over level ground to give myself a black eye with the flagpole
Me in the police crackdown planning group chat
March 27, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Me in the police crackdown planning group chat
A soft, silky coat. Next question.
March 26, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A soft, silky coat. Next question.
This is both technically incorrect and practically incorrect, I'm sorry this happened
March 26, 2025 at 4:52 PM
This is both technically incorrect and practically incorrect, I'm sorry this happened