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Crunkolas Driverton

@crunkdriver.bsky.social

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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · Mar 5

Me: *eating $32 worth of Taco Bell out of my lap while I ugly-cry in the car*

Everyone else in this car dealership: *eerily quiet*

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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · May 15

Being awakened by a call from your boss, who's actually sitting in your office, looking directly at you

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Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · May 13

There are too many people who will never experience the catharsis of smashing a phone receiver down repeatedly after hanging up on someone.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · May 15

Every time I’ve said “I’m sorry to disturb you,” has been a lie.

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trickyNOtreat 🎃 @trickykat.bsky.social · May 14

my circadian rhythm, doctor. please…. she is so very sick

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Pasta Fazool @christopherdowning.bsky.social · May 15

Walking around the house with no shirt on like I’m my dad.

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Frances "Are You Scared Yet" Meh @francesmeh.reviews · May 15

my core broke off the engagement

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🍀 Clover Kiss Cinema @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social · May 15

If anyone asks, the incident in the alley was a fun and realistic recreation of Sonny Corleone’s death scene.

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · May 15

Don't tell me how to lift my baby

A baby being held improperly and a baby being held properly (at the top of their head like the person's trying to unscrew a jar of pickles)
caption: don't tell me how to lift my baby

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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · May 15

Looking for a job that pays me to imagine catastrophic scenarios

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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · May 15

i detached your quote but in my mind i was detaching you from the space station while you were out fixing a panel

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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · May 15

woegurt

A yogurt parfait cup with granola on top appears to have a sad face formed by blueberries and a curved slice of strawberry.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Jun 9

imposter hole digger

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Ennui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · May 15

what's great about staring at a wall is that if you forget what you're doing, you're still doing it

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filth_waste @filth-waste.bsky.social · May 15

i never realized a lot of being an adult involves letting people be assholes to you

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👻 S P O O K E R S T A R fish 👻 @quicklycrocodile.bsky.social · May 15

i like the occasional slice of sourdough so husband keeps us stocked 365 just in case, and i’m here to tell you that some things are better than diamonds

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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · May 14

POV: You have inadvertently asked me a very casual question in passing, about a topic I'm currently fixated on

Intricately detailed B&W image depicting the Trojan Horse

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Crunkolas Driverton @crunkdriver.bsky.social · May 13

I'm too nice to know this much about Office Suite

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · May 8

Recognize her humanity, bitches love that shit.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · May 9

Using my E-Z pass on the toll road to nowhere.

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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · May 12

Giving off a lot more heat than light lately.

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Marjorie James Keenan @unenthusiast.com · Mar 23

we gotta say "not today, Satan" because empanada was already taken

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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · May 12

Flirting never gets easier. Just asked a woman at urgent care if she comes here often.

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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · May 12

When I was little, my mom used to come home from work, go straight to her room, and lie down by herself in the dark. I get it now.

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · May 11

I could be an overnight sensation if I had anything interesting to say

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