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J. Elvis Weinstein

@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social

11K followers 420 following 1.9K posts

Showbiz General Practitioner TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be? STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 18d

I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 3h

Trump just called in the National Guard to quell Seattle’s happiness.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 3h

Mother Theresa had a "for your consideration" billboard on Sunset.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 8h

I just installed a fake bookcase over the entrance to my attic, but it looks a little conspicuous on the ceiling now that I look at it.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 8h

And the "Left Behind" series.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 8h

I just installed a fake bookcase over the entrance to my attic, but it looks a little conspicuous on the ceiling now that I look at it.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 8h

Seems like adopting uniforms might backfire.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 8h

What can I tell you, I had a system.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 10h

These are actual Muslims dancing, unlike the ones he made up in New Jersey after 9/11.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Trump: "I saw Israel dancing in the streets. But they were dancing in Qatar and Saudi Arabia and UAE and many many countries. I saw Egypt, they were dancing."

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 10h

There is no shred of integrity too small to sell out for these people.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h

Dr Oz: "Drugs for lung diseases are discounted massively. The president highlighted 650%. Significant discounts ... "

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 11h

I think it's OK as long as you never remove the quotes around it.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 12h

Not looking to take that deep dive right now, but excellent work on the cover.

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

Got a question for #TestShow420 ? Leave it here or use the hashtag by Friday 9am.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

Mazel tov!

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

We all grew up on the wrong side of those tracks.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

Oh, wait, that must be it.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

I've had the theme to the TV show "Silver Spoons" in my head all day. I can only guess it's because I used a spoon this morning?

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

Got a question for #TestShow420 ? Leave it here or use the hashtag by Friday 9am.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

I lean towards your take, she wants to be a Senator

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

I'm fascinated by Majorie Taylor Greene's recent shift to performative sanity.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 1d

I'm fascinated by Majorie Taylor Greene's recent shift to performative sanity.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

OOF!

Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 3d

You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN

Two middle-age dudes playing henchman on Batman

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J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

I think it would be worse if they did it in the middle of the day.

Los Angeles Times @latimes.com · 2d

Disneyland just raised its ticket prices in the middle of the night (again)

Disneyland just raised its ticket prices in the middle of the night (again)

The park, currently in the midst of its 70th celebration, has increased prices on most single day, single park tickets. It also introduced a new offer for California residents.

www.latimes.com

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks for hanging with us. I'll try the polywatch, it gets banged around a lot.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

Glad Dolly Parton says she's OK. Though usually if I saw someone wearing a ton of makeup and a wig telling me they're not dying I'd have my doubts.

J. Elvis Weinstein @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social · 2d

I thought it was Senior Danglers.