J. Elvis Weinstein
@jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
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Showbiz General Practitioner TV: MST3K (original cast), Freaks and Geeks DOCS: I Need You To Kill, Michael Des Barres: Who Do You Want Me To Be? STAND-UP ALBUM: Chunks PODCAST: Thought Spiral (w/AndyKindler)
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I know antifa isn't a real organization because I don't get 40 texts a week from them asking for donations.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I thought it was Senior Danglers.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I'm pretty sure people are telling Trump that Gaza is Portland.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I remember thinking at the time that the production was being covered as if he was spending taxpayer money on it.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I recommend Randy Newman's song "Dixie Flyer" at least once during this trip.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Just wait until they quit their job and get off the train with you at the end.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
It had a certain Robin Yountiness
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
A houseguest from Milwaukee brought some as gifts. It was a prized keepsake for about a month, then I got hungry and it was just a fundraising style Crunch bar.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Not so fluffy, but tasty indeed.
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
A tip of my hat to Eggo waffles for not becoming a disappointment when I've checked in occasionally over the decades.
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
In a functioning world, a single aerial photograph could end this discussion.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
And somehow, I'm sure she'll still receive death threats
kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
A tip of my hat to Eggo waffles for not becoming a disappointment when I've checked in occasionally over the decades.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Won't this hurt their "you have no choice but to buy too much food" business?
nytimes.com
The popular weight-loss drugs Ozempic and Wegovy will soon be available at Costco, as their manufacturer races to keep ahead of the competition, including many cheaper copycat versions.
Costco to Sell Ozempic and Wegovy, Weight-Loss Wonder Drugs
Costco members will pay $499 a month out of pocket, the same price offered at CVS and Walmart, and on the manufacturer’s direct-to-consumer website.
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jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
OK, thanks for explaining that to me, young man.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
In a functioning world, a single aerial photograph could end this discussion.
acyn.bsky.social
Trump: Portland is burning to the ground—insurrectionists all over the place. The politicians are afraid for their lives. That’s the only reason they say there’s nothing happening.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Comedy does evolve, and thank God, just not necessarily in 50 year old institutions.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
I am open to that possibility but unconvinced it's the case here.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
And somehow, I'm sure she'll still receive death threats
kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
So far, the second half century of SNL doesn't feel as strong as the first.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
It's a tribute to his favorite bong.
jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Considering he was embarrassed by his own generation of comedians, probably so.
firstconsul.bsky.social
Weak. Lenny Bruce would be embarrassed by our modern generation of comedians.