Cosmically Funny
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*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
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*Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me.
*Federally funded certified schizophrenic.
*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
*Cat.
*Adults only.
*I am absolutely not responsible.
Pinned
Her: You better not be pissing on the toilet seat!
Me: *pissing in the sink* Don't worry, I'm not.
Me: *pissing in the sink* Don't worry, I'm not.
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I hate when my beard eats half of the yolk of my over easy egg.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I hate when my beard eats half of the yolk of my over easy egg.
Was soccer invented by Socrates?
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Was soccer invented by Socrates?
DOGE was kind of like watering the orange trees with orange juice.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
DOGE was kind of like watering the orange trees with orange juice.
Whipit good.
Freon is riskier.
Freon is riskier.
November 25, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Whipit good.
Freon is riskier.
Freon is riskier.
Who called a noose instead of a tiedie?
November 25, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Who called a noose instead of a tiedie?
Arrogance sounds like a leafy green.
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Arrogance sounds like a leafy green.
I've got a crack problem. Every time I move my joints crack.
November 25, 2025 at 4:59 AM
I've got a crack problem. Every time I move my joints crack.
Hookers but they're pirates missing hands.
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Hookers but they're pirates missing hands.
Zuckerberg looks like how a toilet brush imagines itself.
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Zuckerberg looks like how a toilet brush imagines itself.
Mix things up: Take her out on a fig.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Mix things up: Take her out on a fig.
Spreading ashes with a cannon. Like a gender reveal party, but it's grandma.
November 25, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Spreading ashes with a cannon. Like a gender reveal party, but it's grandma.
Velociraptor is equal to displacementraptor over timeraptor.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Velociraptor is equal to displacementraptor over timeraptor.
I wish I got fresh milk delivered to my door every morning.
November 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I wish I got fresh milk delivered to my door every morning.
God didn't so much breathe the breath of life into you as he farted into your mouth.
November 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
God didn't so much breathe the breath of life into you as he farted into your mouth.
Why must all sperm serve in the Navy?
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Why must all sperm serve in the Navy?
Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: More genies!
Me: More genies!
November 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Genie: No wishing for more wishes.
Me: More genies!
Me: More genies!
Me: Nice rack!
BBQ Pitmaster: 🍻
BBQ Pitmaster: 🍻
November 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Me: Nice rack!
BBQ Pitmaster: 🍻
BBQ Pitmaster: 🍻
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health...
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 AM
If you see this, qtp with a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health...
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behold: the bojack horseman of the apocalypse
November 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
behold: the bojack horseman of the apocalypse
πr²?
False.
Pie are round.
Cobblers are square.
False.
Pie are round.
Cobblers are square.
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
πr²?
False.
Pie are round.
Cobblers are square.
False.
Pie are round.
Cobblers are square.