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*ADHD and persistent anxiety.
*EDS and lupus spoonie.
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*I am absolutely not responsible.
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If we're being honest, the guy standing in the Norman Rockwell Freedom of Speech painting looks like a complete moron.
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"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
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Gunfights on rainy nights get my posse wet.
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Gunfights on rainy nights get my posse wet.
Not to sound like a Scientologist, but I wish our alien overlords would come straighten humanity out.
January 10, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Not to sound like a Scientologist, but I wish our alien overlords would come straighten humanity out.
The ICE goons consider filming interfering because being recorded makes it more likely they'll think twice before shooting or suffocating people. In most cases. They're cowards even with their faces hidden.
January 10, 2026 at 6:13 AM
The ICE goons consider filming interfering because being recorded makes it more likely they'll think twice before shooting or suffocating people. In most cases. They're cowards even with their faces hidden.
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I roll to cast cheese.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I roll to cast cheese.
Gunfights on rainy nights get my posse wet.
January 10, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Gunfights on rainy nights get my posse wet.
To be clear despite being liberal I support gun ownership I just can't have one myself due to mental condition and that's probably a good thing. Gun ownership as a method of controlling government is laughable though anyway seeing as we don't have civilian missiles etc. Nuke beats AK.
January 10, 2026 at 4:34 AM
To be clear despite being liberal I support gun ownership I just can't have one myself due to mental condition and that's probably a good thing. Gun ownership as a method of controlling government is laughable though anyway seeing as we don't have civilian missiles etc. Nuke beats AK.
A lager drink and a cider drink and a vodka drink and a whisky drink will make you puke.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A lager drink and a cider drink and a vodka drink and a whisky drink will make you puke.
We need to feed cabbage and other roughage heavily to like 2 dozen sumo wrestlers and then lock them in a room with Trump and his entire cabinet.
January 10, 2026 at 4:19 AM
We need to feed cabbage and other roughage heavily to like 2 dozen sumo wrestlers and then lock them in a room with Trump and his entire cabinet.
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I'm calling a vasectomy "getting your hog tied" from now on.
November 8, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm calling a vasectomy "getting your hog tied" from now on.
I just wanted my own invisible llama.
January 10, 2026 at 3:40 AM
I just wanted my own invisible llama.
How many more people are we gonna let Trump kill?
January 10, 2026 at 2:16 AM
How many more people are we gonna let Trump kill?
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Whoever named the Cocker Spaniel needs to find a more appropriate way to measure dogs.
June 10, 2024 at 1:35 AM
Whoever named the Cocker Spaniel needs to find a more appropriate way to measure dogs.
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Donald Trump's parents look like a couple on a meth fueled robbery spree.
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Donald Trump's parents look like a couple on a meth fueled robbery spree.
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There are two fish in a tank.
The first fish asks, "Do you know how to operate the turret?"
The first fish asks, "Do you know how to operate the turret?"
January 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
There are two fish in a tank.
The first fish asks, "Do you know how to operate the turret?"
The first fish asks, "Do you know how to operate the turret?"
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The Pino Cchio is woody with a long nose.
January 9, 2026 at 5:12 AM
The Pino Cchio is woody with a long nose.
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Jesus, take the rotary phone dialer.
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Jesus, take the rotary phone dialer.
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How great would it be if the pope excommunicated JD Vance?
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
How great would it be if the pope excommunicated JD Vance?
I'm an Alpha mule.
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
I'm an Alpha mule.
Today's vibe is pod.
January 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Today's vibe is pod.
I roll to cast cheese.
January 9, 2026 at 9:03 AM
I roll to cast cheese.
How great would it be if the pope excommunicated JD Vance?
January 9, 2026 at 7:27 AM
How great would it be if the pope excommunicated JD Vance?
"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
January 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
"Checking to see if the basement's haunted." Is an odd way to say I need a colonoscopy.
I've done so many rodeos.
January 9, 2026 at 6:49 AM
I've done so many rodeos.
Jesus, take the rotary phone dialer.
January 9, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Jesus, take the rotary phone dialer.