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Cosmically Funny
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*Cosmo(Ew/Yuck): Bane of Therapists *Content warning: If you're offended by anything, don't follow me. *Federally funded certified schizophrenic. *ADHD and persistent anxiety. *EDS and lupus spoonie. *Cat. *Adults only. *I am absolutely not responsible.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 14d
Tylenol: Extra strength Epsteinaminophen
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 2d
Love is a machine that turns happy songs into sad songs.
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Jersey Craig @jerseycraig.bsky.social · 8h
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 3h
Sad microwave bean and cheese burritos.
four burritos
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · Sep 6
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*licking my eyebrow*

Hey girl!
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 4h
This is the egret of regret.

If you see this, you are officially absolved of one cringe moment in your deep past.
white egret
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 4h
Climate change is so bad that even the wind of change is blowing in the wrong direction.
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 8h
This
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 6h
It's gonna be pretty easy to pull off a weekend at bernie's scenario with Trump because there's already a smell.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 6d
I've been making bone glue for years, but it mostly just sticks magazine pages together.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d
I hope my corpse gets an erection halfway through the wake.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 1d
What am I thankful for?

I'm thankful farts don't set off smoke detectors
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 7h
Pam Bondi reminds me of a Bassett Hound.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 7h
Obstruction of just ICE.
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Blerrspookster 🙀 @blerrycat1.bsky.social · 7h
Um what's the cat doing. Spooky black critter by door way
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 8h
I'm Batman.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 8h
I'm circumcised and it doesn't affect my trains in the slightest.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9h
Need to tend the face garden.
me in a black cadet hat and glasses with an untamed beard
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9h
MTG is revolting!
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9h
I don't know that I've found myself but I've definitely looked in some nasty places.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9h
My shitposts should be enough to get me a Nobel nomination.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 9h
Military officials who pray publicly make me nervous. I don't want a grown person with an imaginary friend handling national security.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10h
That is something I might actually believe he did.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10h
Trump says if there's grass on the field, play ball.
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Cosmically Funny @cosmicallyf.bsky.social · 10h
The police huh? Prove it. Play Roxanne.
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