Thoughtbarf
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings i supressed five months ago.
January 24, 2026 at 11:32 AM
Well, well, well, if it isn't the feelings i supressed five months ago.
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January 24, 2026 at 8:50 AM
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I overthink all of it so you don’t have to.
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Spiders giggle when they run away from you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Spiders giggle when they run away from you.
The aliens threw me out of the ufo because i asked too many times if they were mad at me
January 22, 2026 at 5:23 PM
The aliens threw me out of the ufo because i asked too many times if they were mad at me
Cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food
January 22, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
Nobody checks.
Nobody checks.
January 22, 2026 at 6:48 AM
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
Nobody checks.
Nobody checks.
Why did you text me in that tone
January 20, 2026 at 5:55 AM
Why did you text me in that tone
My preferred brand of sunscreen is my house
January 19, 2026 at 6:50 PM
My preferred brand of sunscreen is my house
I was going to take over the world this morning. But then I overslept.
January 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
I was going to take over the world this morning. But then I overslept.
Me: "I'm still young, I can do this."
My body: "The fuck you are"
My body: "The fuck you are"
January 16, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Me: "I'm still young, I can do this."
My body: "The fuck you are"
My body: "The fuck you are"
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: That won't be necessary
Me: That won't be necessary
January 15, 2026 at 3:23 PM
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: That won't be necessary
Me: That won't be necessary
People are like "bear with me" and then they don't even have a bear with them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
People are like "bear with me" and then they don't even have a bear with them.
January 14, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Why can't we just spell it brockly
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Why can't we just spell it brockly
Adult friendships are hard because everyone's really really tired
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Adult friendships are hard because everyone's really really tired
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
January 11, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
January 10, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Gonna break into your house, toast all your bread, and put it back in the bag.
Adulthood means hurting your back when you rest incorrectly
January 8, 2026 at 6:17 AM
Adulthood means hurting your back when you rest incorrectly
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
January 8, 2026 at 6:16 AM
I can't hear a word you're saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.
Remember when we thought people in their thirties were adults? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(Help me)
(Help me)
January 8, 2026 at 5:47 AM
Remember when we thought people in their thirties were adults? Hahahahahahahahahahaha
(Help me)
(Help me)
I'm both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate me.
January 7, 2026 at 5:15 AM
I'm both dumber and smarter than you think. Don't estimate me.
Why does resting feel illigal unless I earn it with burnout
January 6, 2026 at 6:32 AM
Why does resting feel illigal unless I earn it with burnout
Them: What's your gym goal?
Me: Going.
Me: Going.
January 5, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Them: What's your gym goal?
Me: Going.
Me: Going.
Weird energy here today..
I say, referring to my brain.
I say, referring to my brain.
January 5, 2026 at 5:10 AM
Weird energy here today..
I say, referring to my brain.
I say, referring to my brain.
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable.
Me: That won't be necessary.
Me: That won't be necessary.
January 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable.
Me: That won't be necessary.
Me: That won't be necessary.