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@thoughtbarf.bsky.social

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 18h

Good.

Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 19h

Go ferral. You deserve it.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 4d

Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 8d

Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama

.... kidding!

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 10d

Yessss hehe

Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 10d

Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 10d

Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 29d

Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 16

What if my systems are nervous

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 10

Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 9

Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 7

You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 7

"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 6

"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 6

Society: be yourself
Society: not like that

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 4

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 4

Thank you for contacting the abyss.
Your scream is very important to us.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 4

"Do you like dinosaurs? Yes or no?
(A five year old speed dating on the playground)

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 4

Well well well, if it isntthe feelings I supressed five months ago

Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 2

Don't worry, everything will be okay. Or it won't.
Definitely one of those two.

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 1

It's a person in a trex suit, pole dancing lol

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 1

Thank you!

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 1

Where ya'll purchasing your audacities from?

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Thoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · Sep 1

Giant bag of candy: I'm resealable
Me: that won't be necessary

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