Thoughtbarf
@thoughtbarf.bsky.social
Stop by for some absurdity, stay for the laughs.
Today I'm choosing kindness...
But we'll see... it's still early...
But we'll see... it's still early...
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Today I'm choosing kindness...
But we'll see... it's still early...
But we'll see... it's still early...
I'm sorry for being annoying.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
November 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I'm sorry for being annoying.
It will happen again.
It will happen again.
One day I'll shut up.
Not today though.
Not today though.
November 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
One day I'll shut up.
Not today though.
Not today though.
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Adulting is soup and I am a fork
Why did you text me in that tone
November 24, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Why did you text me in that tone
I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt
November 24, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm sorry I roasted you, I was trying to flirt
Anyone know what time it is?
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Anyone know what time it is?
Mayonnaise is just lotion for bread
November 23, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Mayonnaise is just lotion for bread
Sometimes i wonder...
What happened to the peoplr who asked me for directions
What happened to the peoplr who asked me for directions
November 23, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Sometimes i wonder...
What happened to the peoplr who asked me for directions
What happened to the peoplr who asked me for directions
Apologies for the long silence - I've been a bit sick
November 23, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Apologies for the long silence - I've been a bit sick
Spiders giggle when they run away from you
November 23, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Spiders giggle when they run away from you
Go ferral. You deserve it.
October 20, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Go ferral. You deserve it.
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people
October 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama
.... kidding!
.... kidding!
October 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Time to stop being a dysfunctional dumpster lama
.... kidding!
.... kidding!
Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Why do 90% of all medicine sound like cool wizard names?
Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread
October 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Mayonnaise is basically just lotion for your bread
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.
No one checks.
September 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Turns out you can just buy & eat a birthday cake whenever you want to.
No one checks.
No one checks.
What if my systems are nervous
September 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
What if my systems are nervous
Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Me: but the voices just won't stop
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Therapist: Those are people. They're allowed to talk
Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
September 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Drinking large quantities of water helps you avoid other people's drama
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Because you're always peeing
Stay hydrated
Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired
September 9, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Adult friendships are hard because everyone is really really tired
You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows
September 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
You okay babe? You hardly said cows when we were passing a field of cows
"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no
Me: no
September 7, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Wait five minutes for your food to cool before you start eating"
Me: no
Me: no
"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
September 6, 2025 at 6:30 AM
"I like your personality"
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Me: Thanks, it's a disorder.
Society: be yourself
Society: not like that
Society: not like that
September 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Society: be yourself
Society: not like that
Society: not like that