SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pinned
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
November 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
At a potluck eating socially acceptable portions thinking about what I'm gonna eat standing in the kitchen later
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Oops, forgot to post about yesterday’s Sunday brunch special. It was a good one.
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Oops, forgot to post about yesterday’s Sunday brunch special. It was a good one.
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When you die, this is the first sign you see.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
When you die, this is the first sign you see.
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*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
December 5, 2024 at 7:54 PM
*Great moments in DM history 1869*
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
My dearest Hortence,
I trust you received the tintype of my dick, for which I invested great cost and effort.
If you do not find pleasure in it, then kindly go to hell.
Sincerely,
J Chadington III
I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
November 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone who has to tread water in the shallow end
Seductively slashes your throat
November 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Seductively slashes your throat
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It's actually del Toro's monster Guillermo is the filmmaker
November 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
It's actually del Toro's monster Guillermo is the filmmaker
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who hasnt followed a man home when in a feeding frenzy
Bear, in fall feeding frenzy, follows 87-year-old California man into his home
Bear, in fall feeding frenzy, follows 87-year-old California man into his home
A black bear surprised an 87-year-old man who had stepped into his garage for firewood before dawn Wednesday. The animal then followed the man into his house.
www.latimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 10:20 AM
who hasnt followed a man home when in a feeding frenzy
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they need to make this for people. i want Atavan scent
November 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
they need to make this for people. i want Atavan scent
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people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
people who relax at home in jeans should be in the front lines of the apocalypse
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why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
November 22, 2025 at 11:59 PM
why are they called eyelids when skindows was right there
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Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
November 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Can one car catch rust from another? We still don't know.
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the fuck around circle of life
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
the fuck around circle of life
‘You’re not the boss of me…’ I whisper to my dog as I take him out for the millionth time
November 23, 2025 at 6:37 PM
‘You’re not the boss of me…’ I whisper to my dog as I take him out for the millionth time
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it’s important to hydrate
November 23, 2025 at 2:40 PM
it’s important to hydrate
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I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
November 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I haven’t lost my faith in humanity, I never had any to begin with.
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and then Pooh smothered little piglet until he stopped kicking
July 8, 2025 at 4:52 AM
and then Pooh smothered little piglet until he stopped kicking
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God has decided to just give up with Earth and start a less ambitious project..
November 21, 2025 at 4:59 PM
God has decided to just give up with Earth and start a less ambitious project..
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The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
November 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The best way to avoid unnecessary arguments with your spouse is by not having one in the first place.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don’t want you to know.
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I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
November 23, 2025 at 6:41 AM
I don’t like who I turn into when I play Boggle
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All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
November 23, 2025 at 1:06 PM
All my life my Dad’s been callin me an imp which I thought means fairy, but I learned it’s a lil demon & it’s like the nerve on that guy
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The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
The song was originally supposed to be “Ancient Geckos Trapped In Baltic Amber Are a Girl’s Best Friend” but it did not flow as well as diamonds