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lorazekim.bsky.social
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer

Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
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Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
Imagine eating a bowl of Alphabits cereal and you get choked on the d
February 6, 2026 at 1:18 AM
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Misunderstanding the ski jumping story and repeatedly slamming my cock in the door before I go out for a run. Gains.
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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*scrolls through list of Oscar-nominated films I’ve yet to see
*puts on the muppets
February 6, 2026 at 1:14 AM
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Some people have a trick knee; I can tell the storm’s a comin’ cause I feel it in my batwings
February 5, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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If Bluesky is a wave pool your account is the bandaid at the bottom
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
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Called two gym bros 'swolemates' today so I'm posting this from inside a locker.
February 4, 2026 at 8:18 PM
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People are struggling. Don't be a dick
February 6, 2026 at 12:23 AM
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babe it’s not my fault your autocorrect changed “hotel” to “hovel”
February 5, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Hello insomnia, you sexy motherfucker
February 5, 2026 at 7:21 AM
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for sale: one boner, never posted
February 4, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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I’m delivering a scathing critique of the chasm I’m falling into
February 4, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller February
October 11,1954
February 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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Some people feel like sh*t every day.

It’s me, I'm some people
February 4, 2026 at 12:35 PM
The Word of the Day:

Bitchmance
When two women have bonded by being bitches together
February 4, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Oh my you threatened to hurt me..
What you gonna do? Pull my hair and throw me against a wall? I love that shit baby. Ask my man
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
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I have changed the name of my penis from Mr. Joedangles to Jim Spanarkel.
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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That's me reading Dickens / That bird's bleeding out, right? / Exsanguinating chickens
February 2, 2026 at 11:38 AM
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How do you like to travel?

1. wandering ghost ship
2. interdimensional wormhole
3. Baba Yaga’s magic hut
4. hallucinogens
February 2, 2026 at 3:03 AM
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Less pillars of society and more pillows of society. Nice soft landing spots.
February 1, 2026 at 11:33 PM
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whatever you do don’t ask their age
February 1, 2026 at 7:34 AM
For your information, I am not sugar and spice and everything nice. I am sage and hood and wish a motherfucker would
February 2, 2026 at 11:24 AM
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The secret to finding 100% of your typos is just to wait until the piece is published, don't worry you'll find them all
February 2, 2026 at 1:38 AM
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“Mind is Sacred Space” Visuals by @BurtVeraCruz on Instagram / Tune “Bliss” by @xeronohero
November 28, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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you guys wanna hear me beatbox?

snacks n naps n snacks n naps n…
February 1, 2026 at 5:45 PM