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lorazekim.bsky.social
SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
960 followers 620 following 1.2K posts
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · Feb 14
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 1h
Same but at 90
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 1h
If you think that the industry that makes all its money from the sick is going to give you a shot that makes you super healthy for free then you need your head examined
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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 19h
Are you there, God? It's me, Netflix.
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Pinkybod Crane @hiddenpinky.bsky.social · 8d
"Can't spell cologne without alone," I muse as my excessively applied fragrance drives everyone from the room, leaving no one to correct my spelling misapprehension.
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jjrymer.bsky.social
JJ Rymr @jjrymer.bsky.social · 14h
You are the stale soda in an old diner plastic cup of people...
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Notorious P.I.G. (Your Halloween Hogmother) 🐽 @anotoriouspig.bsky.social · 1d
Overpronouncing the "T" in "often" to make you feel uncomfortable
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LovelyDeep @midnightviolets.bsky.social · 4d
when two people argue online, i believe whoever spells correctly
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Salty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 17h
Man I can’t process any of this bullshit and now you want me to wear pants?
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 15h
No matter what is going on in your life there is some form of potato that will make you feel better
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(spoo)key 👻 @kmillz.lol · 1d
*unzipping your skin suit and peering in* got any room for me in there?
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Jenny Doesn’t Know @jennydoesntknow.bsky.social · Dec 2
I’m tired of giving friendly advice. I’m going to start offering violent alternatives
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AnnaMolly will typo @anna-molly.bsky.social · 15h
I haven’t stopped talking for 7 weeks
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winemummy.bsky.social
WineMummy @winemummy.bsky.social · 15h
Get in motherfucker, we’re gonna shoop.
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sophia 🦇♥️🦇 @sophamir.bsky.social · 21h
[me logging in] zoinks
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Amish Super Model @amishsupermodel.bsky.social · Dec 22
I only drink to fill the void in my soul.
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 15h
Thots and prayers
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 15h
She’s a hoor..😂
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 22h
Me: I’ve stopped having nightmares about spiders
Kid: ooh good
Me: yeah so I stopped eating them before bed
Kid: DAAAAAAAAAAD
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 1d
True
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SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴‍☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸 @lorazekim.bsky.social · 1d
It’s impossible to know which part of my life is the middle so I decided to have an ongoing crisis
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ObsidianShiv @obsidianshiv.bsky.social · 5d
It's okay to not be okay.

Just know that people don't like it when you do that, though.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 5d
What Bed Means To Me
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Wolfe Van Mural @guytheguy.bsky.social · 5d
always think to myself “how do they know?” anytime anyone calls me bologna breath
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GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 5d
Turns out "jumping jack flash" is not a set of instructions.
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