SpecialKimtamine™ 🚩🏴☠️🇮🇹🇺🇸
@lorazekim.bsky.social
Villainous, rude motherfucker, cancer warrior, grilled cheese connoisseur, GenX, seesaw champion, whiskey, FAFO, pill popper, trophy wife
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pronouns: try/me #FuckCancer
Some shit: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:2hnlymg6sdllcl6dfkpzar7w/feed/aaak76ey34ym4
Pinned
Fuck flowers. Snort coke off my ass and let’s fuck to Slayer
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Some guy: “I love the flintstones. I wish I could eat a small, chalky version of them.”
January 24, 2026 at 9:57 AM
Some guy: “I love the flintstones. I wish I could eat a small, chalky version of them.”
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leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
leaving out red meat for the ants so they get high cholesterol
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*batman voice*
I... don't remember... eating corn.
I... don't remember... eating corn.
January 19, 2026 at 12:33 AM
*batman voice*
I... don't remember... eating corn.
I... don't remember... eating corn.
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i got goosebumps. there are
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
January 18, 2026 at 8:07 PM
i got goosebumps. there are
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
too many geese by my house
and i refuse to stop my car
Husband: come on, you can do it
Me: no I’m scared
Husband: you want people to think you’re a chicken
Me: I am! I am a big yellow chicken
Husband: isn’t there a saying ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’?
Me: that’s what I have.. fear itself
Me: no I’m scared
Husband: you want people to think you’re a chicken
Me: I am! I am a big yellow chicken
Husband: isn’t there a saying ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’?
Me: that’s what I have.. fear itself
February 9, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Husband: come on, you can do it
Me: no I’m scared
Husband: you want people to think you’re a chicken
Me: I am! I am a big yellow chicken
Husband: isn’t there a saying ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’?
Me: that’s what I have.. fear itself
Me: no I’m scared
Husband: you want people to think you’re a chicken
Me: I am! I am a big yellow chicken
Husband: isn’t there a saying ‘nothing to fear but fear itself’?
Me: that’s what I have.. fear itself
It’s bitterly cold outside… like a room full of angry ex-wives
February 8, 2026 at 12:37 PM
It’s bitterly cold outside… like a room full of angry ex-wives
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ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to constantly repeat myself and still be unheard
February 8, 2026 at 6:08 AM
ever since i was a little girl i always wanted to constantly repeat myself and still be unheard
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30 years ago
"Girls Invented Punk Rock, Not England"
This fantastic and most famous photo of Kim Gordon was taken by Steven Sweet in February 1996.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #kimgordon #history #punkrockhistory
"Girls Invented Punk Rock, Not England"
This fantastic and most famous photo of Kim Gordon was taken by Steven Sweet in February 1996.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #kimgordon #history #punkrockhistory
February 8, 2026 at 4:27 AM
30 years ago
"Girls Invented Punk Rock, Not England"
This fantastic and most famous photo of Kim Gordon was taken by Steven Sweet in February 1996.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #kimgordon #history #punkrockhistory
"Girls Invented Punk Rock, Not England"
This fantastic and most famous photo of Kim Gordon was taken by Steven Sweet in February 1996.
#punk #punks #punkrock #womenofpunk #kimgordon #history #punkrockhistory
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It's all couples and groups of friends here and I'm sitting here all alone like a friendless loveless loser
February 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
It's all couples and groups of friends here and I'm sitting here all alone like a friendless loveless loser
I kinda wanna get right with the lord but I also want to throat punch people so you see my dilemma
February 7, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I kinda wanna get right with the lord but I also want to throat punch people so you see my dilemma
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If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
February 7, 2026 at 2:07 AM
If I am elected we will destigmatize eating a really good-smelling chapstick
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The internet was better when the modem screamed.
November 25, 2024 at 6:05 PM
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
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I cannot even pretend
that I am not both soft and wild —
Fragile as fire on a cold night
that I am not both soft and wild —
Fragile as fire on a cold night
February 6, 2026 at 6:53 PM
I cannot even pretend
that I am not both soft and wild —
Fragile as fire on a cold night
that I am not both soft and wild —
Fragile as fire on a cold night
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longing to give you my blank stare
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
longing to give you my blank stare
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I love the things they hate
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I love the things they hate
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Hire an accordionist to start playing at family gatherings when you want to signal the guests it’s time for them to leave.
February 6, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Hire an accordionist to start playing at family gatherings when you want to signal the guests it’s time for them to leave.
Son: mama what’s for supper
Me: Titanic
Son: what’s that
Me: every man for himself
Me: Titanic
Son: what’s that
Me: every man for himself
February 6, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Son: mama what’s for supper
Me: Titanic
Son: what’s that
Me: every man for himself
Me: Titanic
Son: what’s that
Me: every man for himself
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Her: Are those...
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
June 1, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Her: Are those...
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
Me, arranging my books between two dildos: Charles Dickends? Yes.
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*a gentle breeze carries a napkin with unintelligible scribbles on it out a bus window*
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
February 6, 2026 at 3:05 PM
*a gentle breeze carries a napkin with unintelligible scribbles on it out a bus window*
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
“MY OEUVRE!” I cry.
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My friend wasn’t pleased when I said, “Oh, you call it a ‘man cave’ because it takes too long to say ‘trial separation room with spiders and beach chairs.’”
February 6, 2026 at 6:19 AM
My friend wasn’t pleased when I said, “Oh, you call it a ‘man cave’ because it takes too long to say ‘trial separation room with spiders and beach chairs.’”
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Killing a mocking bird sounds super easy tbh I dont think I need to read an entire book about it
February 6, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Killing a mocking bird sounds super easy tbh I dont think I need to read an entire book about it
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my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
February 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
my posts read best with a jazzy baseline playing in the background
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Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
February 6, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Me, nude, riding a rocking horse: Easy, Sarsaparilla.
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I do not like the spelling of fuchsia.
February 6, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I do not like the spelling of fuchsia.
Me: why are you crying
Sons stupid ass girlfriend: because I’m dumb
Me: aww honey.. don’t cry because you’re stupid. I cry because you’re stupid
Her: I said dumb not stupid
Me: same difference
Sons stupid ass girlfriend: because I’m dumb
Me: aww honey.. don’t cry because you’re stupid. I cry because you’re stupid
Her: I said dumb not stupid
Me: same difference
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Me: why are you crying
Sons stupid ass girlfriend: because I’m dumb
Me: aww honey.. don’t cry because you’re stupid. I cry because you’re stupid
Her: I said dumb not stupid
Me: same difference
Sons stupid ass girlfriend: because I’m dumb
Me: aww honey.. don’t cry because you’re stupid. I cry because you’re stupid
Her: I said dumb not stupid
Me: same difference