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Jerry
@allhailjerry.myatproto.social
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Headache. Big Boss Human: @riversidecasino.bsky.social Contributor: ‪ @sorrowscopes.bsky.social‬ @greenevillezoo.bsky.social‬ @cloverkisscinema.bsky.social‬ My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/allhailjerry.bsky.social/feed/aaafaaongqdyc
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · Nov 11
Screaming for ice cream does not work.
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mark leidner @markleidner.bsky.social · 13h
simply mining less coal to curry favor with my coal-hating wife
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River Side Casino @riversidecasino.bsky.social · 16h
If you've been wanting an adults-only Tron gambling experience (and we know you want just that), you'll love our new Tron Jeremy slot machine.
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 16h
I just migrated my account off Bluesky and boy are my arms less slimy.
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Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred.bsky.social · 1d
Look, I just feel like I shouldn’t have to bend over backward to get an exorcism
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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 1d
ME: don’t even talk to me until i’ve had my coffee

EVERYONE: *hides the coffee*
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 1d
Of course Garrison Keillor did the Riyadh Comedy Festival 🙄
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 1d
I thought I recognized your laugh when you drove past.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 1d
if 2025 had a scooby doo style van it would be called the misery machine
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Robert Manchild @robertmanchild.com · 1d
LINKEDIN: 10 things getting a colonoscopy taught me about digital marketing.

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Lostcatdog @lostcatdog.bsky.social · 1d
Everything doesn’t ever stop anymore
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 1d
You made the weather too hot here. I was disoriented.
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🎃return of the Obra Deeny🎃(they/them) @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 2d
Why did you join ISIS Charlie Brown
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 1d
Please ignore the email I just sent asking to borrow your space laser.
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Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 2d
Trick on how to always win at “rock, paper, scissors”: No matter what the other person chooses, sleep with their high school crush.
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Mark Madsen @markmadsen.bsky.social · 3d
Scenes from #WarRavagedPortland
It’s apocalyptic out there. Specifically, the sparsely populated post-rapture streets. The terrifying trees.
A summer street scene, brick buildings, tree lined urban street, people walking in the sun
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 2d
Felix has some thoughts about the daily news.
A Catahoula Leopard Dog mutt walking in grass, his tongue sticking out.
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Forrest Plump @nahyoudoit.bsky.social · 2d
Prescription-strength consistency
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 2d
I have k*lled the duolingo owl
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Tim Onion @bencollins.bsky.social · 2d
She's Canadian, you wouldn't know her.
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Schrödinger's Sneetch Belly @rtodkelly.bsky.social · 2d
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"
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Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 2d
fantasizing about those mashed potatoes from close encounters of the third kind
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 2d
“You just burned 650 calories on that run. You definitely earned the 3000 calorie pastrami sandwich and chili fries combo!”

—my brain just now
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Greeneville Zoo @greenevillezoo.bsky.social · 3d
You may experience intermittent squawking in your head as you enjoy the bird exhibit but don’t be alarmed. It’s just Tevin, our telepathic toucan.
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lanyardigan @lanyardigan.bsky.social · 2d
The Tori Amos song that speaks most to me? Probably Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas because don’t make me come to Vegas
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Jerry @allhailjerry.myatproto.social · 3d
Thank you for risking your life to capture these haunting, disturbing images.
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